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Published: 2012-03-07 12:53:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 710; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 9
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She Pissy. Lol just another brain fart :3Related content
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Me: Liz, quit your bitching and put on a pad! Hahaha
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Haze: *looks up from the book and says "be quiet" in russian*
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Nikki walks in* : I'm dead sexy c:
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Haze: *says "uuuuuuh, who you talkin to?" in russian*
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Nikki: *looks at Liz* oh God. Are being invaded?!
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Haze: also, im russian, so just ignore me for right now, im reading
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Liz burns book*: >:-D mwahahaha
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Haze: you are seriouslly trying to piss me off, are ya?
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Liz: whatcha gonna do bout' it ?! I can lift half a ton, I can fly, and I can shoot energy balls at you! So whatcha gonna do bout' it ?! >:-D
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Haze: *sighs* here we go again, im gonna try to ignore you
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Liz: what? *makes sad face*
Nikki: what? You think you're all big and bad because you pick on little girls ?!
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Haze; no, im just gonna ignore her because, well, i dont want to hurt anyone right now, or at all, really
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Liz: >.<'' Grrrrrrrrrrrr! Picks up random boulder* now you're gonna get it!
Nikki: Ohhh sheet! Run, Forest, Run !
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Haze: uhuh...thats not gonna be painful...much
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Liz: Throws boulder* how do you like them apples ?! >0<
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Haze: *lifts the boulder up, bleedign a ton* n-nope
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Haze: *falls over and the boulder falls again*
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Liz and Nikki: >.> <.<
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Call an ambulance dammit!
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Haze; *breaks the boulder into piece, but falls unconsious*
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Liz: omg Nikki! Give him CPR!
Nikki: eww! No! You give it to him!
Liz: no you!
Nikki: no you!
Liz: you!!
Nikki: you!
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Haze: *is clearly breathing*
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Artemis: fine! I'll give him CPR!
Liz: gross bro!
Nikki: babe, I'm never kissing you again -___-
Artemis gives CPR to Haze*
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Haze: *wakes up* stop beating on my chest, if you did mouth to mouth already, ill rip your jaw off
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Artemis: Ahhh! Sorry
Nikki: oh god he's alive!
Liz:
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Haze: tell me if you did or didnt, if you did, your jaw is gonna be detached from you face
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Artemis: ewww
Nikki: babe,.... O___o
Liz: oh brother, just wait till I tell dad.
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Liz: Uhh my brother just macked on you
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Artemis: hey I thought you were dying !
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Liz: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Haze; i did do mouth to mouth, did he? if he did, im gonna tear him limb from limb
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Artemis: I thought you weren't breathing! Geez don't be such an ingrate! I'm just as grossed out as you!
Nikki: not more than me.
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Haze: well then, this tiny thing, RIGHT WHAT HAPPENED, is why i say "my life is crap"
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Liz: Awhh don't say that 
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Haze; yes, thats what i mean, random, horrible stuff always happens to me
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Artemis: look I'm sorry dude. Here. *leans face in and points at cheek* punch me if you want.
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Haze: ok then *super punches him in the face*
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Artemis: so are you gonna punch me or what?
Liz: if you're punch Artemis, you're gonna have to hit him wayyyy harder than that.
Nikki: they're speaking the truth. They weren't called the guardians of my father's village for nothing.
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Haze; *fist glows white and punches him in the face again*
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Artemis: -A- did you punch me?
Liz: try this! *hands Haze a medicine ball with 2 handles* *Nikki and Liz grab both sides* okay launch. Yo, Artemis!
*Artemis turns around*
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Haze: *releases* ok then, SLINGSHOT
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