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lockezero — Damsels in Distress pg. 5

Published: 2009-09-22 00:14:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 4598; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 57
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Description I spent way too much time on the card -.-; Peach is joining the party whether she wants to or not. Samus doesn't wait for anybody!

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Mcgrnwlf [2011-09-17 18:41:25 +0000 UTC]

O_o that explains everything

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gromhellscrea12 [2010-07-04 00:06:45 +0000 UTC]

Her dress is painful to look at, so no problem burning it. Turning her crown in..hn..that's a tough one. Needs a higher authority than I to make this sort of decision. Wait, what's this? A letter from the Roman Senate?

[We, the senate of the Roman Empire, do decree that Toadstool Peach is hereby without rank or cast.]

..I'm not sure the Roman Senate has that sort of authority. Oh? Another letter, this one from the pope?

[God himself wants her removed from royalty. Why else would she be kidnapped so often?]

So, she's officially just the village idiot now. So what do we do with the crown? ..oh, you've got to be kidding me. A stone tablet from God, saying what to do with the crown?!

[Melt that fucker down, it's tainted by her ditziness.]

God is speaking my language here! Make it happen!

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Whitedragun7 In reply to gromhellscrea12 [2010-09-21 03:09:40 +0000 UTC]

And why do you have to be that way to others? Is it because your art is so bad that you dont want to put any in your deviations? Do you have fear of others insulting your art? Is that why you must put down others? Why is no one on your watch list? Maybe it is because of your attitude. I'm not being rude. You are. I'm just telling the truth.

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gromhellscrea12 In reply to Whitedragun7 [2010-09-21 12:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I'm not insulting the art. I'm commenting on the character herself, Peach. No matter how well drawn, she's a pain in my ass. If I sounded rude, I'm sorry. I was trying to be funny, and apparently the humor failed to land as expected. Guess that style just doesn't work too well..

As for why I haven't put anything in Deviant Art, I'm more of a writer, and this is a site better suited for drawings and short animations. There are better sites for posting fanfictions, original works, and random drabbles, but no better site to see nice pics and read some good, free comics.

I'm at least as eager for this to go on as you are. Save the anger for the enemy, soldier.

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Whitedragun7 In reply to gromhellscrea12 [2010-10-17 04:23:13 +0000 UTC]

sorry i misread you...

what kind of writing do you do?

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gromhellscrea12 In reply to Whitedragun7 [2010-10-18 00:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Trying to write a book at the moment, after two abysmal fanfiction attempts. The first fell flat, my original characters obscuring the characters in the tale I was putting them in (Inuyasha). Didn't even realize it until I reread it a few months after posting it. The other, I put two completely different worlds together, and ran into the roadblock that the one with more interesting characters was pretty much screwed. What can I say, removing the magic from the characters in one (Naruto) made them so easy to kill that it'd take eight different kinds of deux-ex-machina to get them through the next chapter alive, not the learning experience under different rules, with more advanced technology (StarCraft).

My writing has improved over the years, but even though all my creative cylinders have been going full steam, I haven't come up with a damn thing that holds together. Hence going to sites like this to search for inspiration..

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Tanooki-Tom [2010-04-22 14:33:07 +0000 UTC]

Huh, there's one explaination I hadn't thought of. Creative.

I love Peach's little "Eh?!?" face. This comic is just funny.

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lockezero In reply to Tanooki-Tom [2010-04-22 23:31:14 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Yeah the attitude and actions of all the damsels in distress in games and stories are all pretty much cliche. Its like a standard so I figured somebody set some rules on them at some point.

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Tanooki-Tom In reply to lockezero [2010-04-23 16:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Makes sense to me. I noticed there was a villian's union as well (that Bowser was a part of and that he was trying to recruit Ganondorf into). Do you think there might be a union for heroes too?

...Of course if there was, then there'd have to be a union for monsters, summon creatures, final bosses, etc. etc., and then game stories wouldn't be fun to follow; they'd all be just circumstances following guidelines that would be totally predictable and uninteresting.

...Wow, that was alot. Sorry... -_-;

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lockezero In reply to Tanooki-Tom [2010-04-24 02:12:52 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm going to have to make a comic or detail what the two unions or sides are about. Basically in my mind a long time ago the two groups got together and came to an agreement about how to get along with one another til the hero arrived to save the day. Of course after a while a group would get more organized and offer benefits and rewards to draw more people into the group. I kind of have something written that explains it all but lets just say it mostly explains why most of the time the damsel is always safe by the time the hero defeats the villain. I think by the way I have things written it'll be explained more in detail after they escape the castle.

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HadouKenny [2010-01-12 08:26:57 +0000 UTC]

This is just genius!

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Idene [2009-10-26 01:20:51 +0000 UTC]

well she doesn't really have a choice in the matter i see. XD

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burkeonthesly [2009-09-22 21:01:55 +0000 UTC]

Well, Samus certainly qualifies as a hero chosen by destiny, so she's technically within bounds...

Much love for the idea of a Damsels in Distress union.

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lockezero In reply to burkeonthesly [2009-09-23 06:20:35 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm. Good Point about Samus. I really like the damsel union too

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burkeonthesly In reply to lockezero [2009-09-23 13:34:55 +0000 UTC]

Wonder if we'll be hearing from them again down the line.

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fixinman [2009-09-22 02:01:32 +0000 UTC]

Damsels in distress Bowling team!

I freaking LOVE it.

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lockezero In reply to fixinman [2009-09-22 07:35:50 +0000 UTC]

I think they may have a softball team as well!

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fixinman In reply to lockezero [2009-09-23 01:57:01 +0000 UTC]

You're going to put me in Hospital with this.

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mmelvin420 [2009-09-22 00:17:09 +0000 UTC]

You did an awesome job on this. Keep up the humor.

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lockezero In reply to mmelvin420 [2009-09-22 07:34:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoy it!

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lockezero [2009-09-22 00:15:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah gonna fix the typos on the card soon :\

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