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Published: 2015-02-04 09:32:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 84029; Favourites: 2295; Downloads: 0
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So part of my headcanon goes:1.)Twilight Sparkle is a closet pervert. Like, she totally has a massive stash of weird fanfictions hidden in a box under her bed. Along with Golden Oaks only copy of the Pony Sutra. This is gonna come as a surprise to Discord, later in the relationship
2.) Discord floofs up when he's flustered. T'is a rare occurance
I dunno what Twilight is saying to Discord, but I'm gonna guess it ain't very family friendly
...though perhaps friendly for family-making
i'm so sorry
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Twi: Hey Discord, Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Cause I Can Make You Hakuna My Tata's.
Discord: Twilight, Why Are Rephrasing Lion king Stuff? 'Floof Fur' Oh.
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Why does Discord's expression make me laugh?
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I do that to people a lot...Β Something will just randomly come up in my brain and I'll ask, "Hey, have you ever heard of...?"Β or "You ever try...?" and then I'll turn it into a long lecture about the subject. The looks people give me.Β I freaked my dad's friend out really bad after a rather long and personal discussion about BDSM.Β I get really defensive about my kinks XD.
Anyway, I can totally see Twi being a closet pervert.Β Spending all that time alone with nothing but books...Β I'm sure there were more than a few "How To" guides in the Canterlot Library.
Twilight: "Hey, wanna disassemble all my body parts tonight? Β Β "
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I dunno what Twilight is saying to Discord, but I'm gonna guess it ain't very family friendly
...though perhaps friendly for family-making
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Since Discord has wings, I always figured they go *foomp* when he's aroused like any Pegasi.
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You don't what "dirty" before she have told you her kinks and fetishes.
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I'll never get of seeing Twilight make bedroom eyes.
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If this was before they had they child i think i know what is she saying.....
Discord.... I want a child, or you know what I really want..?
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Seeing how Twilight is into kinkier stuff, I do wonder...
Has Discord ever reversed their genders just for the hell of it and to try something new?
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That would be amazing! XD
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star: 0^0 do it *drinking chocolate drink *
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....Let the fan-bases and fanfics begin...
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FUK NO!!!FLUTTERSHY X DISCORD!!!FLUTTERSHY MUST BE PISSED!!!!!
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Bruh, opinions are different. Unless you are Darth Vader, Don't use the force.
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Ha. Ha. Ha.Β
People have differing opinions you 3yr old
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I bet you're twelve
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are you like twelve
don't be juvenile about shipping
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Don't be so rude. lop was simply stating a fact.
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Twi- Hey, Discord?
Dis- Yes?
Twi- What do you call a rhinoceros in heat?
Dis- (blushes like crazy) umm... I don't know. What?
Twi- Horny!
Dis- (makes chicken noise)(blushing intensifies) !!! Twilight! You pervert!
Twi- What? You think princesses can't tell a dirty joke once in a while?
Dis- It's not like that. I just thought you were better than that...
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It's funny. Wanna hear another?
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.....wow
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IKR. Also, anyone else think that Dragon City should come up with a chaos and archangel type dragon? Like comedian dragon?
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Let me have a go. I'm not very good with this type of stuff soooooooo.....
Twilight: *reads a book and sees Discord come in door*
Discord: *hums to self*
Twilight: smirks and has idea* Hello Discord.
Discord: Hello
Twilight: Are you doing anything tonight?
Discord: umm no wh...* fur fluffs up and blushes* oh.....
Twilight: *giggles*
Discord: *turns around and twilight is gone*
Told ya I suck at this
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I'm gonna give this a go sense everyone else is doing this. Wish me luck >M+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Twilight: Hey Discord, I don't think you know the true meaning of "making choas"~.
Discord: Um, I think I know by now what making choas was thank you very much.
Twilight: Oh no I didn't mean THAT type of choas. But sense you clearly don't know what I'm talking about, why don't I tell you, no wait, better yet, why don't I show you in the bedroom~.
Discord: Twilight stop talking nonsense. What do you mean by- *stops talking for a mintute and then fur fluffs up* Oh......
Twilight: What? Cat got your tongue? Pony got your tongue? Dirty mind got your tongue?
Discord: *O////O* N-no!
Twilight: *Chuckles* Discord, you dirty minded furball.
Discord: H-how did you-
Twilight: *Gets up* A little book told me. *Starts trotting off*
Discord: What book? *Gives questioning look*
Twilight: Oh, just, I don't know, just a book *chuckles*. Oh and by the way, we're not gonna be doing that. At least not yet *giggles like a little school girl and winks at him and then trots off*
Discord: *Still has same questioning look on face while blushing 50 shades of red (if you get the joke you get a cookie ^w^)*
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In my headcannon I think Discord read a "life" book while Twilight was running some royal arens and told him to sort out all of the books sense In my headcannon his parents died (or disappeared) before giving "the talk". So it looks like the "life" book is his mom (or dad) this time. And also sorry if their out of character a bit (or alot) but this is my first time doing this so at least give me a little credit for trying (pls? *makes puppy eyes and whimpers like a puppy O^O*) and also,Β Dirty mind is dirty <.<. *Runs away like a little baby* IregretnothingandI'msorrybutnotsorryatthesametime>,<. And btw in my headcannon the other day Twilight read a spellbook with the mind reading spell in it. So she decides to learn it to foil Discords plans to destroy Equestria with his choas magic (yes, I his powers are powerful enough to destroy Ponyville at least) but I don't think he would do that thou (at least while the mane six is around or while Celestia's still ruling Equestria at least.)
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Gimme my cookie
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Hah nice story good job
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XD I LOVE discords face he's all like wut. XD
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"Hey, Discord? Could you possibly help me with something I'm currently researching?"
"Depends what that research involves."
"I've recently been studying draconequus anatomy."
"..."
"So I'm gonna have to take... notes... on your body parts."
"Sure... as long as it doesn't take long-"
"All of them."
Sorry, had to
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Lmao πππ
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And then they made Pandora.
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