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Lord-Enonymous — Me and Cats
Published: 2011-06-24 23:23:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 862; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 7
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Yeah…no hate on cats, but they just seem to either want to have sex with me, or they want to kill me =3= …or at least harm me
and last time I tried to be nice to a cat, it bit me on the finger and kept looking at me like I was giving it the finger!…and yes, in the world of RPs, I HAVE been raped by a Neko before…d-don’t ask…please =3=
So yeah, Just felt like making this for fun
and yeah, that Neko IS Stephanie, but in her Black Hair and Clothing (she has other outfits to…unlike me TTwTT)So….yyyyeah, enjoy
Made in Walfas, which was made by and
Stephanie, Me and Murderous Cat belong to me
Enjoy ^w^
(and no, I couldn’t think of anything better for the cat to say TT.TT)
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Okay...but you'll need to catch her =3= here, use this *hands you a tin of catnip, some rope, a cloth and cloroform*
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She can get very...feisty =3=
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Oh...well that sounds...illigal o.o
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Oh...well, wouldn't she be a little...upset?
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Oh =3= okay, good luck with that then, try not to get hurt...
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Me: ...o3o...uhh...h-hey there Mint-chan...y-you need something?
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Me: ...
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Mint: >3 *Charges forwards with her cat agility and wraps her tail around your ankle, tripping you to the ground* >:3
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Me: AH! *tripped to the ground, still trying to crawl away to the door* no, lemme go, I just got this lab coat TToTT
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Mint: *Pounces on your prone form and flips you over, pinning your arms and legs to the ground* Mmmrrrr...>:3
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Me: O.O' uhh...hehe 
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Mint: Sowwy Max-kun...but Ensign-kun let me off my leash today...and I'm VERY horny...>:3 *Whispers a spell, and her clothes start to slowly disintegrate, as well as yours*
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Me: O.O oooooh...f-fine...just please be gentle TwT *was starting to get a nosebleed as both of our clothes began to disapear more and more, more of our bodies coming into view*
(...almost notes? 
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(Notes now. o3o)
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Uhhh, cats want to raep u?
What kinda crazy hell you live in, dude?
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YES!
In that magical land of RPs, Nekos seek me out and raep me =3= I think I smell like Catnip or something 
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Why would Neko's raep your face when they have llamas? :3
TRY TAKING A SHOWER TO GET THE SMELL OFF. OR TONITE CATS SHALL CRAWL INTO YOUR PANTS.
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I dunno
I TRIED THAT!!! The smell doesn't come off TTwTT I lock my doors though and have guards, so I should be okay tonight...
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Mysterious and cheese-filled.
Okay. Just a quick check. ARE ANY OF THOSE GUARDS A CAT OR A NEKO?
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...*thought that sounded perverted*
...yes, most of them are...also some Nagas. BUT, They are hypnotized and will not raep me in my sleep =3=
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...How the flying f*** was that perverted?
ARE ANY NOT HYPNOTIZED- wait, why the hell would you let the thing you want out guard you?
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...I don't think dA would like it if I told you =3= let's just say I'm such a pervert on the inside that I can make a band sound sexual =3=
No, they're all hypnotized and trained. Plus, they're only the outer guards, the inner guards, like the ones outside my room, are Nagas, and they don't raep me =3= as for why I have Nekos as guards...well, Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
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...........you scare me.
Oh. OKAY :3
Let me donate my Chuus
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damn cats T^T mines in heat!! and im going to shooot it DX
it is evil!!! and lazy, instead of walking she will claw her way up your back and bite your ears depending which way she wants to go ><
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X3 never seen a cat in heat
...okay...that's awesome X3 lazy and annoying, I'm sure, but that's still...admitidly kinda funny XD sorry XP my dog does that, but only because she likes to bite the ears of...well...EVERYONE!!!
wait, what happens if your cat wants to go forward?
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xDD evil 10 times worse then usual,
no..it is funny, but not when it happens to you xD
if she wants to get forward she hisses and bites the back of ur neck DX
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Oh >.> ...well, like I said, sometimes Cats in heat are worse because they hunt me down more, so that's true XDXD ...hmm, maybe just EVERY SINGLE CAT I'VE EVER MET was in heat...
Ouch =3= sounds evil...but a little funny 
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xDD yes it really is true
ZOMG!!! THAT MIGHT BE IT!!! *le gasp*
lol oh it is,a little of both xD
no go ahead and do that!!! sounds crazy awesome!!!!
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X3 yeah...I KNOW!!! 
Ah, I shee
lol, okay! >3< Thanks 
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So, how did the raping happen? xD Sorry...
Must've been an interesting RP...
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...it was...uhh...out-of-nowhere =////= I try not to talk about it...
and it was indeed
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Four words for RP:
•Stay
•Away
•From
•Catnip
Five words for real life:
•Be
•Weary
•Of
•Sharp
•Claws
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I do stay away from catnip, I think it's my natural scent o.o;
oh don't worry, I'm ALWAYS weary of claws >.> ...well hey there mister puppy
(sory for the late reply
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Me: ......>.>...o_o' ....*tries to slowly back away*
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