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(Me and Samus stare at her)
Me - I suggest we run...
Samus - Can we?
(looks behind at scorpion tank with Chief at the wheel) Me - Apparently no...:shrugs:
Samus - Dammit (looks at Rukia) I'll give you comet if you let me live!
Me -WAIT, WHAT?!?!?! I OBJECT!!!!
Rukia - Done Deal...
(Samus runs) me - Bitch, it's OVER!!!!! I hated her anyway...
Chief - Why did you date her then?
Me - Was either her or Yuffie....
(both Chief and Rukia look at each other) Chief - So Samus was the most logical choice because?
Me - she had interesting stories to tell, boobs, doesn't look like a guy, isn't a stealthful killer....
Chief - Good arguments...
Rukia - (getting back on topic) Like it? (holds up drawing)
Me - I like anything that wont get me killed....
Rukia - Do you like me?
Chief - You dont wanna say no I've seen her kill battalions because someone said she was ugly.... (shudders in horror) I can still hear the screams at night...
Me - oh ummm....
(Rukia holds up a katana) Rukia - Trust me we both know the answer, when you say yes (grumbles) which you will (voice returning to normal) your going to say why
(looks at katana) Me - How do I know that's real?
(Rukia cuts Chief, and he only bleeds) Me - Oh, I like you because, (thinks), your art is nice and you have a lovely face...
(Rukia holds the katana to my neck) What's lovely about my face?
Me - Your eyes and your stare...
Rukia (slightly flattered) - Go on...
Me - Your smile and how the light hits your face....
Chief - Holy shit you actually memorized something like this?
Me - No i wrote it ahead of time so i wouldn't forget what I like about Rukia... (looks at the katana again) Because i love her so much! 
Rukia - Then you wouldn't mind going to a romantic movie?
Chief - Dammit man, what did you get yourself into?
Me - What do you mean Samus dragged me hear!!!
Rukia (looking at watch) - we better hurry or we'll be late...
Me - (pulling out detonator) Sure but let me just take care of something (presses detonator and Samus's car blows up) Now we can go! ^^
(We walk away) (Chief thinks as he sees me carry Rukia away) Chief - Hey! Cortana! Let's rent a movie!... Cortana?!
(secretly cortana is dead)
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Please don't draw! Please!
No, wait, that's not what I...
Urk!
*thud*
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Yaya~~
Like ur drawing~~!!!
N actually tat bear there oso cute~~
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It's not without its charm. 
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Rukia...I like your drawing....but I find you yourself to be far nicer to look at
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Nice piece.. no way I would say her pic sucked with her ready to pull out her blade..
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Hey she looks just like Rukia, awesome job! I used to laugh a lot from her bear & bunny drawings!
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"If is say yes will you go out with me?" I ask Rukia in her sexy school uniform
Rukia replies, "No"
I think hard and say, "Will you promise not to kill me?"
Rukia says, "Sure"
"In that case it is the single greatest work of art I've ever beheld!" I cheer
Ruki smiles smugly and says to Ichigo, "See Ichigo, he likes my artworK"
Ichigo just gives her his usual grumpy stare and says, "Yeah, and I bet he likes living too"
LOL XD, great artwork man!
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Yeah, that pretty much explains all the Arrancar.
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