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Published: 2009-07-24 23:26:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 578; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 7
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She bakes the best pies, while he's the winner of many a pie-eating contest, but his high metabolism and neat habits never belay such appetite.
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They make their pies from materials some races use as fuel.
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They're nice, they just look mean!
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its like you and me only I don't have horns and your tits are bigger.
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HA! HA! I actually just shit myself. Thanks for that. It's probably the 12 ex-lax I took this morning. But it just might be that you are funny as hell. Let's flip a coin! Heads! *BANG*
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Oh, I thought it was this plastic bowling pin.*SMACK!*
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I EXPECT MY DINNER ON THE TABLE WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK!! *punching sound against eye socket*
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yes sir. hope you like shit in your beef-stick souffle!
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Woman, you just don't know when to shut your mouth! *kicks your cunt*
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It ran off to join the national guard before you could make contact! HA! You straight up hit pelvic bone beeyatch! WOO!
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Nooooo, pelvic bones are like kryptonite to me!! Im melttinngggg, mellllltttinnnnggggggggg
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