Comments: 16
CyberneticCupcake [2014-04-02 04:11:45 +0000 UTC]
She bakes the best pies, while he's the winner of many a pie-eating contest, but his high metabolism and neat habits never belay such appetite.
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paladin095 [2009-07-25 15:47:57 +0000 UTC]
demonic people
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jhames34 [2009-07-24 23:29:28 +0000 UTC]
its like you and me only I don't have horns and your tits are bigger.
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Lordwormm In reply to jhames34 [2009-07-24 23:36:02 +0000 UTC]
HA! HA! I actually just shit myself. Thanks for that. It's probably the 12 ex-lax I took this morning. But it just might be that you are funny as hell. Let's flip a coin! Heads! *BANG*
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jhames34 In reply to Lordwormm [2009-07-24 23:46:05 +0000 UTC]
*bang*
*BANG*
Something Fell.
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Lordwormm In reply to jhames34 [2009-07-25 04:04:41 +0000 UTC]
It was my dignity.
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jhames34 In reply to Lordwormm [2009-07-25 15:31:51 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I thought it was this plastic bowling pin.*SMACK!*
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Lordwormm In reply to jhames34 [2009-07-25 16:07:08 +0000 UTC]
you bastard!!!
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jhames34 In reply to Lordwormm [2009-07-25 16:09:45 +0000 UTC]
I EXPECT MY DINNER ON THE TABLE WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK!! *punching sound against eye socket*
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Lordwormm In reply to jhames34 [2009-07-25 16:22:52 +0000 UTC]
yes sir. hope you like shit in your beef-stick souffle!
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jhames34 In reply to Lordwormm [2009-07-25 16:26:02 +0000 UTC]
Woman, you just don't know when to shut your mouth! *kicks your cunt*
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Lordwormm In reply to jhames34 [2009-07-25 16:34:29 +0000 UTC]
It ran off to join the national guard before you could make contact! HA! You straight up hit pelvic bone beeyatch! WOO!
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jhames34 In reply to Lordwormm [2009-07-25 16:42:29 +0000 UTC]
Nooooo, pelvic bones are like kryptonite to me!! Im melttinngggg, mellllltttinnnnggggggggg
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