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Published: 2018-09-17 17:09:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 378; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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It was funny inΒ @blauw-krieg Β and my head.Related content
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It would be funny if they did, because even without a weapon, the human isn't a threat xD
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Well... It's Cassandra X'D I'm sure she can beat them! she made Iron Bull fall once soooo better not under estimate her XD
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x'D Wow she's strong!
I can just imagine it now
*Human* Drop your weapon!
*Both drops weapons*
*Human*...That was easy...Now, surrender demons!
*Both look at each other, casually push the human out of the way to the ground, pick up their weapons, and carry on*
*Human is left with a Quanari handprint in his face*
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X'D Sarment would have been the one telling her they need their weapon X) Nazare don't talk much
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Just hard to imagine they'd need a weapon against such a small guy, they could probably disarm him then just carry him to the nearest town to be put into jail 
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a regular guy? Yeah! probably
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That's kinda adorable xD Just carrying the guy who was trying to beat you to jail because he's so small and not a threat.
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X'D liek a potato sack yeah!
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*Slings over shoulder*
Well, where should we take this angry tiny human
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X'D on the corner of the room! facing the wall! grounded
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:'O Human is outraged! He won't be treated like this! He will fight back.
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he would then be tied up! XD
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Human will roll around angrily! He will not be treated this way. He is a glorious warrior....Who happened to pick two wrong people to try and fight.
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then it will be the bed without dessert u_u XD
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X'D the dessert is the convincing threat
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It is
Until he has it, then he'll be an angry little small again. Muwahahahaha, humans cannot be trusted.
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never! that's why dwarves, elves and qunari ligue up against them to make jokes XD
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While they are laughing, the human shall find a way to escape, and steal all of the quanari brother and sisters desert before fleeing
All the desert!
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unless if the qunaris are clever than him lol , one is an assassin XD
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<_<..... Perhaps the desert had a sleeping potion!
Run little human! Run! xD
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he'd be chased by the spies of Leliana tho
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...There is no escape for the poor human.
He chose the wrong qunari to try and battle!
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eyep! XD don't fuck the inquisitors!
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Hmmm, I guess he could apologise (While stealing some more tasty tasty deserts)
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he will end feeding the bear
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Omg... The brother and sister would feed him to a bear!?
..... Might be worth it if the deserts are tasty.
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XD probably u_u they are kind but don't abuse of their kindness!
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Humans like me never learn. If there is a lesson to be learned, and a tasty tasty desert in the other side..... I will take the desert.
Please quanari brother, quanari sister, have mercy *nom nom nom* I am just a poor weak human *nom nom nom*, please forgive....and give more desert 
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and that's how the human ended into the stomach of a bearΒ
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Noooo, I hope the siblings rescue him!
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he pissed them off, i don't think so lol
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Ah! He's going to be bear chow!
He'll promise to be their little human servant if they get him out! Quickly!
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you thin k a bear would need that? XD
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Noo, servant to the brother and sister, or he'll work for them, or anything! Quickly, the stomach is grumbling! xDΒ Β
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Noooooooo *melting* saaave him! xD
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