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Published: 2014-05-05 01:40:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 844; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 4
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Description Using the money I made off of Futaprism, I was able to start my own business, MetaFiction, where our philosophy is that fiction and entertainment and it's appreciation are important for the human spirit.
we publish books, comics, video games, trading cards, board games, TTRPG books and minis, and translate imported media such as manga.

The Pocket Loli is our first original product, and they won't be our last. A Pocket Loli stands at 3 inches minimum and 5 inches max, slightly bigger then a tennis ball. The first generation models cost 300$, plus 50 if you upgrade with flight.
Their A.I andΒ A.S. (artificial senses)Β allows them to identify and distinguish humans from appearance, voice, body language, etc. They can recognize patterns and learn things like someone's favorite food or stores, and recognize trends such as schedules or timely habits without being told. they can recognize other Pocket Lolis and their owners and can communicate, play with, and even learn from each other. Despite their stature they are resourceful and can find ways to work, play, and travel using objects they can manipulate. They can lift up to 4 pounds. they are water proof, able to withstand 210lbs of pressure, can perform any computer or smartphone function that doesn't require a screen, their intelligent enough to calculate numbers up to the millionth digit, and even make their own TRPG chars and play.

There is so much more I can say about my creation but I've rambled enough, anyone interested in acquiring may simly ask a question about it and I will answer.
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Comments: 26

ScrapPaper16 [2020-02-02 16:36:10 +0000 UTC]

Are these compatible with Tiny Desk Engineers?

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lostinthinking In reply to ScrapPaper16 [2020-06-07 21:20:24 +0000 UTC]

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WBLtheELITE [2014-05-06 12:34:31 +0000 UTC]

Kinda like Yukkuri?

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illuminatitriforce In reply to WBLtheELITE [2015-10-23 02:57:50 +0000 UTC]

yukkuri are way different. these guys don't make you instinctively want to destroy them for one thing

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WBLtheELITE In reply to illuminatitriforce [2015-10-23 09:34:00 +0000 UTC]

They kinda do, though.

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illuminatitriforce In reply to WBLtheELITE [2015-10-31 01:53:10 +0000 UTC]

not by nature, anyways. plus, they aren't pasteries, are intelligent, and naturally have bodies

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WBLtheELITE In reply to illuminatitriforce [2015-10-31 11:46:32 +0000 UTC]

I like how you're trying to seriously engage in a discussion on the merits of Yukkuri vs. Lolis.Β  I was just trolling you there initially.Β  Now I almost want to see how this pans out.

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illuminatitriforce In reply to WBLtheELITE [2015-10-31 12:12:48 +0000 UTC]

then, let the games begin!

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WBLtheELITE In reply to illuminatitriforce [2015-10-31 12:18:03 +0000 UTC]

Nah.

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illuminatitriforce In reply to WBLtheELITE [2015-10-31 12:25:59 +0000 UTC]

aw

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YangTheFeline [2014-05-05 22:24:04 +0000 UTC]

I'll take 1 of Cirno, Kisume, Mystia and Medicine.

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lostinthinking In reply to YangTheFeline [2014-05-06 00:50:04 +0000 UTC]

that'd 1200$

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illuminatitriforce In reply to lostinthinking [2015-11-30 23:58:59 +0000 UTC]

how much for a clownpiece?

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YangTheFeline In reply to lostinthinking [2014-05-06 22:56:02 +0000 UTC]

Worth every penny ^_^

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YureiMari [2014-05-05 20:56:14 +0000 UTC]

Can I have a Madotsuki, a Monoko, a Poniko and a Mary please? c:

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lostinthinking In reply to YureiMari [2014-05-05 22:06:39 +0000 UTC]

300 each, an extra 50 each if you want them to fly

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YureiMari In reply to lostinthinking [2014-05-05 23:52:04 +0000 UTC]

*pays*
Take it all the money, just give me them, please!

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lostinthinking In reply to YureiMari [2014-05-10 06:16:57 +0000 UTC]

would you also like a Uboa?

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YureiMari In reply to lostinthinking [2014-05-16 22:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes!
I'm answering this too late, I guess.

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DeityDiz93 [2014-05-05 02:29:16 +0000 UTC]

My response: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufnT31…

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Sovviek In reply to DeityDiz93 [2014-05-05 04:05:11 +0000 UTC]

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SuperMario1550 [2014-05-05 01:46:56 +0000 UTC]

So those lolli things from Chobits?

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lostinthinking In reply to SuperMario1550 [2014-05-05 02:01:20 +0000 UTC]

personocoms that fit in your pocket pretty much.

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SuperMario1550 In reply to lostinthinking [2014-05-05 02:06:56 +0000 UTC]

Well there were some of those, but hey if we can order custooooooomsssss.... then I have an idea X3

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lostinthinking In reply to SuperMario1550 [2014-05-05 02:25:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm listening

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SuperMario1550 In reply to lostinthinking [2014-05-05 03:27:37 +0000 UTC]

fav.me/d7h6twa

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