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Vanessa/Angrboda/Sigyn: (shaking head at retreating Loki) Why'd I ever marry that man?
Vanessa: Why'd I ever let that happen?
Vanessa: (incredulously) Why am i even discussing this with you!?
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Steve Rogers: I just love the sound of Rain tapping on the window, don't you, Vanessa?
Vanessa: 
Steve: all because of RAIN tapping at your window?
Vanessa: Oh, I thought you said Wayne.
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"If a man rings up with a Scottish accent, you're the cleaner and you've never heard of me. No, I don't owe him any money...I don't owe him anything." Vanessa looks worried at what Falcon/Sam tells her over the phone.Β "What do you mean there's someone coming up the garden path in a kilt? Well, look, lock the door and hide in the cupboard. I'll phone you before I leave here. Whatever you do, don't open the door unless it's a young policeman carrying a rolled umbrella. And if I can borrow a helmet from the toy store, that'll be me...."
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Steve: "V, I don't want you to make a scene like you did at the graveyard."
Vanessa: "What scene? It's not my faultΒ Nick furyΒ tripped over his own foot and fell into an open grave."
Steve: "Yes, but you didn't have to yell 'start shoveling, boys' as he tried to get up!"
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(The Yakuza appear at the front door of the Avengers Base)
Hey, did somebody order Chinese-Food?
Vanessa: THEY"RE JAPANESE, YOU IDIOT!!
Hey! I don't criticize YOU when you can't tell the difference between a Dutch and a Swede!!
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Vanessa: You can kill, maim, and utterly destroy anyone and everything in your path. But passions fade, but the Consequences, those stay with you for the rest of your life.
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so.........beautiful
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Steve:Β Now we have to walk all the way back up. This is so stupid! Whatever made you afraid of an elevator anyway?
Vanessa: Iβll never forget it. My fellow office workers and I were heading down to lunch, and, suddenlyβ¦ the lights went out, the elevator dropped andβ¦ Dennis Hopper said he would kill us all if his demands werenβt met! Thank God Keanu Reeves was there to get us out!
Tony Stark: Vanessa, that wasnβt you! That was the opening scene of βSpeed!β
Vanessa: Oh. You know, that movie was not at all what was advertised. You think youβre going to see a feel-good movie about amphetamines, and, suddenly, youβre on a bus?
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"Pfft! Priests! What do THEY know, they see you remove your head like a barbie doll to comb your hair properly and suddenly your "Sucking The Devil's Cock!" Vanessa scoffed as sheΒ degraded the Men of The Cloth.
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Clint:Β PHIL BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME, I'M SO EXCITED, OH MY GOD!!
Steve: Clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries, we'reΒ not having an orgy.
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Fem!Tony: (after coming down the back stairs into the kitchen) We're still in a rented house in Ohio, right?
Clint: Yup.
Toni: So last night a guy fifteen years younger than me really did give me his phone number. (Toni is 36)
Vanessa: Oh, it's the magic of Cleveland, Toni. All the most beautiful people in the world move to L.A. to become stars, leaving behind in their wake beauty voids for the rest of us to fill.
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Β (Gray plans to write a romantic novel, claiming her whole life is like one, and reads from a novel to Caliban and Vanessa to compare to her own sex life.)
Gray: Listen, tell me I can't do better than this in my sleep. [Opens a book and begins to read] "He grabbed her. She could feel his fingers pressing into her moist flesh. Her heart was pounding, her loins on fire. As he spun her around, her dress ripping open..." Do you know how many times I have experienced that?
Caliban: [puzzled] Your loins have been on fire?
Gray: Yes! [Reading again] "...she melted into..."
Caliban: Where exactly are your loins? (Vanessa chuckles at her lover)
Gray: Cal, it doesn't matter, just listen. "...she melted into his arms, faint now with the animal musk of him..."
Caliban: I didn't know people had loins! I've heard of loin of pork...
Vanessa: [indicating Gray] In her case, the same thing.
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They're both jealous the other can fly. π: 0 β©: 0
LOL I remember seeing this scene described by Tom in Loki personality. Omg it was so great xD He was so proud!
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where did you see that? would love to see it too XD
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It was actually a gif set on Tumblr, lol.Β
eternityofsecrets.tumblr.com/pβ¦
There!
Freakin searched for like an hour to find that stupid gif. Searched Google, YouTube, Tumblr, and finally took it to scrolling through my blog archive. OTL Oh, my Lord...
ENJOY. PLEASE.
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hihihi thank you so much for doing this for me, thatΒ΄s sooo cool and funny XD
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Lol, you're welcome. It really is though!
Sorry for the SUPER late reply!
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Because Tony loves...!!! Loki, so he can't think that way of him... and maybe some mind control...!!! XD
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XD OMGosh! I saw a gif about this where Tom was talking about it. 
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really? do you know where i can find that gif? xS
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it was on tumbler...I have to dig for it--
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oh lol xD ty! i can't really find it is there like a specific title for the gif?
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I've been looking for it, 
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omg xD must find that interview at least... that's too cute! oh tom lol
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you might have better luck then me. 
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aww thanks so muchies!~ I am truly grateful! 
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eternityofsecrets.tumblr.com/pβ¦
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OMG!! I don't even know how to repay you! thank you soo much for showing this to me! Q~Q I could not find it at all i'm so glad you remembered Thank you!!
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lol, when I make a promise I always keep it....even if it takes me a long time.
you are most welcome.
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I was inspired by that! XD
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smh they deserve it for not even suspecting him xD
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