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Published: 2023-05-24 14:56:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 2952; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Sonic.EXE: Alright, what's with the grin? You know who you're up against, right?
Nostalgia Critic: Can't you feel it, weird demon Sonic?
Sonic.EXE: Feel what exactly?
Nostalgia Critic: Somewhere, maybe not here, but in another realm, ever so close to this one...
Nostalgia Critic: So close... but just out of reach...
Nostalgia Critic: It's coming. The day approaches.
Sonic.EXE: Okay NOW you're speaking my language! What day are we talking about here? The day of reckoning? The end of days? The day Zalgo comes to consume this wretched pit that that worthless child had the audacity to call a comic?
Critic.XMAS: C H R I S T M A S
Sonic.EXE: . . .
Sonic.EXE: What.
AVGN: Oh my god not this fucking shit again.
VOTE HEAR
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VICTIM 2st - critical anger
irate gamer better
- shitty games
(action 52, sonic 06, hydlide, big rigs)
- shitty movies
(battlefield earth, eragon, moonwalker, green lantern)
- youtubers who bitch about shitty games and shitty movies
(themysteriousmrenter, game grumps, irate gamer, the lonely goomba, the cinema snob)
- rivalries only dumb babies who poop in their shitty ass diapers care about
(mario vs sonic, pokemon vs digimon, team edward vs team jacob, literally any shipping war ever)
VICTIM 3Nd - sonic.exe
i once printed out this bloodcrying buttheads story and took a hyperrealistic piss on it and then used it to wipe the hyperrealistic shit off my hyperrealistic ass
- “horror” that isnt fucking scary
(fnaf, spookys house of jumpscares, creepypasta)
- blood and gore
(blood//water, underground crimson, the doom franchise)
- sonic the hedgehog and related media
(satam, freedom planet, nazo unleashed, chaos fnf)
- going fast and things that are fast
(gotta go fast, speedruns, rollercoaster the musical, around the world [you have to be going really fast to go around the world as many times as the song says])
Sources:
MaStarBro - Too Slow (really just the song structure, but Sonic.EXE: )
Nostalgia Critic - Holiday Clusterfuck (Critical Anger: )
Nostalgia Critic - I Fucking Love Christmas (Critical Anger: )
KKV2006 - ZIP Vs EXE (Sonic.EXE: )
