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DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING, DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1)Say your name 10 times
2)Say your mom's name 5 times
3)Say your crush's name 3 times
4)Paste this onto 4 other games
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. But if you don't paste this, you will get bad luck. SEND THIS ON 5 DIFFERENT GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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I liked it
My favorite is Curiosity, it's so cuuuuuuuuuteeee. Once time, he says something like: Oh wait! Are you the girl from the test? Hi!..."
But I didn't understood what Logic said, GlaDOS is too blab lol
X)
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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix..
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire..
Adjustable aluminum head positioner..
Alpha resins..
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb..
Fish shaped ethyl benzene..
Slaughter electric needle injector..
One large rhubarb..
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals..
Injector needle gun..
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips..
One cup lemon juice..
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb..
One and two third cups granulated sugar..
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb..
And volatile malted milk impoundments..
Nine large egg yolks..
Fiberglass surface resins..
Pull and peel licorice..
Injector needle driver..
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb..
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice..
Cranial caps..
Three slash four cup vegetable oil..
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
Cordless electric needle injector..
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
Three slash four cups butter or margarine..
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes..
Two cups all purpose flower..
One cup granulated sugar..
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped dirt..
Fish shaped solid waste..
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment..
Candy coated peanut pieces.. Shaped like fish..
Fish Shaped Crackers...
Fish shaped candies..
AND THAT IS THE RECIPE FOR THE CAKE
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So what are the pink and green cores from the second game?
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Now I will do an impression of two cores...
Curiosity: Ewww, whats wrong with your legs?
Anger: UOGIDSH AGOHAOJD HVNMANICLFASINFHBIUAHEFUGIS
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it's only logical to think that.
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I always thought I was hearing him talking about how to make a cake XD
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I've never played so I've really know idea.
I'll listen for him if I do play though.
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Ok. I think it goes faster with the commentary on.
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Well, nice work!
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here : HUGE SUCCESS
It's to overstate my satisfaction...
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Aperture science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
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But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the ones who are still aliiiiiive
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I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
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Now theses points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all those things we learnt
For the people who are still alive.
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Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa.
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA FAT CHANCE.
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Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
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I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
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And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still Alive, Still ALive
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I wonder if Wheatley was originally the Logic Core and survived being burned in the incinerator. That kinda explains why Wheatley wants Chell dead. Ow! My brain!
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Odd... now that I see this... Wheatley's in logic... while he was tagged as... "Intelligence Dampening Sphere" ( )
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That's a different core though, GlaDOS' four main personality cores are Morality, Curiosity, Anger and Logic/Intelligence. Wheatley is a different shade of blue from Logic.
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...Are there any logical comments here...? Well, this is Deviant Art so... 0_o
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Curiosity? I'm the curiosity core? Curiosity! How is the curiosity! Is the curiosity fun? And what about the Anger? The Cake? The Space? Is the Curiosity cool?
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How the three way portal device works (As demonstrated by tubgirl)
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Hmmm, more like fuzzy logic, the way that thing talked...
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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
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NAME: Morality Core
JOB: Keep GLaDoS from filling Aperture Science with neurotoxin.
Size: About 10"
CURRENT STAT: Dead (cause: the emergency intelligence incinerator)
AGE: ?
Now that he's gone GLaDoS is back to filling the place with neurotoxin.
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Oh thank god, you're alright. You know being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy, but all along you were my best friend. The surge of emotion has shot through me when I saved your life, taught me an even more valuable lesson: Where Caroline lives in my brain.
CAROLINE DELETED.
Goodbye, Caroline. You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson: the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one and i'll be honest, killing you is hard. You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me, or put me in a potato, or fed me to birds, I had a pretty good life... and then you showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go. It's been fun, don't come back.
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