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websplorer [2018-10-07 11:57:12 +0000 UTC]
I'm here to kick xeno asses and chew chocolate *om-nom-nom* And now I'm out of chocolate.
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NicksterDagames [2018-06-22 11:47:37 +0000 UTC]
How the fuck is he eating that through his helmet.
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ImperialArmorBrigade [2018-06-20 07:38:53 +0000 UTC]
You meant this to be cute but it's not. Do you realize the implication of this? They ARE the armor. That's their mouth. Their fingers. Every piece visible is nothing but a hard coating of painted outer flesh. They are naked. Their eyes naturally glow. They naturally have a skull with wings actually protruding from their chest. Those shoulder pauldron armor pieces? Large bone outcropping. That back pack looking thing? A growth with large blisters. This is HORRIFYING Luth. Horrifying.
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BlackTemplar6th [2017-11-12 15:05:39 +0000 UTC]
Brother marius: *om nom nom* This tastes like the inside of nurgle's asshole.Β
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hamburgercranium [2017-10-28 13:00:02 +0000 UTC]
They eat their recycled waste when on the battlefield. Enjoy the mental image ^_^
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Neko421 In reply to hamburgercranium [2019-03-06 18:59:34 +0000 UTC]
It's a known feature of Terminator armor, at least. Not sure if normal power armor can do it too.
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BornOnTheNinth [2017-08-02 07:44:47 +0000 UTC]
Generally Space Marines eat super-oatmeal. Some, like Space Wolves, drink Fenrisian Ale. Flesh-Tearers eat the remains of their enemies.
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Tnynfox [2017-03-31 04:29:05 +0000 UTC]
I've seen a Space Marine eat cookies through his helmet. Unfortunately that was with Slaanesh Daemonettes and instead of flour it was cocaine.
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Cid-Alderlaine [2017-03-19 23:22:08 +0000 UTC]
Ah yes, the "Emperor's Mercy Bar"-brand snackbars, ground-up rodent flesh not included.
(Bonus Points if you get the reference)
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Mah-Buddy-Keith In reply to Cid-Alderlaine [2017-03-20 16:49:30 +0000 UTC]
AT TEN SHUN CITIZEN
Multiple third-party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate.
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hmsnike [2017-03-19 23:21:06 +0000 UTC]
... My Lord Astartes. I humbly beg your pardon for my inquiry, and the intemperence of my language...
... But how the fuck do you eat through your helmet?!
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studentofG In reply to hmsnike [2017-03-26 16:47:07 +0000 UTC]
"With push-ups, sit-ups, and WHOLE LOTTA juice!"
*flashes back about an hour ago*
"BUT I WANNA EAT MY EMPEROR'S MERCY BAR TOO! I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" (proceeds to have a massive bitch-fit while tears run down from his helmet)
*back to present*
"Yep, pure, unadulterated, bad ass."
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Sabreur In reply to hmsnike [2017-03-23 04:31:47 +0000 UTC]
"Through the Emperor's will, all things are possible."
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Lutherniel In reply to hmsnike [2017-03-19 23:33:48 +0000 UTC]
Hard work and practice.
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hmsnike In reply to Lutherniel [2017-03-19 23:44:06 +0000 UTC]
But PHYSICS! You're murdering the laws of physics!
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Lutherniel In reply to hmsnike [2017-03-19 23:58:28 +0000 UTC]
But they're Space Marines!
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