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LuxuryGoat In reply to MensjeDeZeemeermin [2020-02-21 00:10:31 +0000 UTC]
I have to admit, although this was done a long time ago, I'm sure that most of the ideas came from the fellow I was working with at the time. An ex-publican who regarded the pub-going public with, sometimes cheery bonhomie, if that isn't a tautology, and often withering disdain. A lot of this stuff is very him. George East. His books are out there.
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Dangerguy01 [2020-02-20 03:32:25 +0000 UTC]
Well I've heard it said that the neighbourhood pub is like a shared living room for the community, so I suppose one's allowed to impose some rules for sharing one's living room...
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scorpionlover42 [2020-02-20 01:38:40 +0000 UTC]
This manager strikes me as a loner for some reason.
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jerrie46 [2020-02-20 01:00:22 +0000 UTC]
no SPITTING????? HRRRMPH!!!!
I then, shall find another establishment
to give my business!!!
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LuxuryGoat In reply to jerrie46 [2020-02-20 09:22:43 +0000 UTC]
Yes - I recommend The Oyster and Cuspidor. It's within spitting distance of this dump.
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xaenon [2020-02-19 23:00:54 +0000 UTC]
'No fag machines.' Easy to tell THIS is British.
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LuxuryGoat In reply to xaenon [2020-02-20 00:07:15 +0000 UTC]
Ha ha, yep - it's an expression that doesn't travel
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MirrorKhaos [2020-02-19 21:21:15 +0000 UTC]
I've know a few pubs like that.
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gooeyness [2020-02-19 19:29:20 +0000 UTC]
sign sign every where a sign
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Chickfighter [2020-02-19 17:08:15 +0000 UTC]
"No eating of food even if you did purchase it here" Heh. Most of the rest of it would make me a happy patron.
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IslandOfImogen [2020-02-19 16:47:30 +0000 UTC]
Lol. This reminds me of a bar in my college town that's almost entirely frequented by white people. I went there and we were told off by the bartender for being too loud.
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LuxuryGoat In reply to IslandOfImogen [2020-02-19 22:00:50 +0000 UTC]
Heh. Most bars I've been into are deafening. Thudding music, and people screaming at the tops of their voices to be heard.
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paws4thot [2020-02-19 16:46:59 +0000 UTC]
"No football colours"
"unaccompanied children will be sold into slavery". - (I honestly saw this once. I complimented the owner on his attitude)
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LuxuryGoat In reply to paws4thot [2020-02-19 21:58:08 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, there are some good ones that are the the work of witty proprietors.
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