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So I don't have to continue redirecting people to the generic Regular OCs Mine folder, I'm going to make a character sheet folder to redirect you to those. Also I might as well do bios here.

Yeah, let's do this!

Firstly, we have Burger Garrett, the male half of the terrible twosome. The cheerier one of the two and the one subject to the most misfortune. Despite that, he maintains a chipper attitude and a mostly positive outlook on life. Despite being constantly subject to pain and weird shit by his sister, he still loves her very much. He is also quite the little kavorka, garnering the attention of many girls that cross his path, although his eyes and heart are set towards the girl next door, Sally. He also has quite the dark side to him, which only emerges once he's pushed too far or if he gets an opening.

Next on we have Lauren Garrett, the female half of the terrible twosome. She is everything her brother is not. In a seemingly constant state of gloom and doom, she is not a force to be reckoned with. She regularly hits her brother for the tiniest mistakes, and messes with him for fun. Unlike her brother, she would rather sit around and watch TV or play videogames than actively try to socialize with people. Instead she'd rather inconvenience them by throwing rocks at their windows and other mean things. Like her brother, she is also quite the attention-garnerer but she finds every one of her suitors repulsive, rather setting her eyes on her brother's friend Eric. If her brother has a dark side, she has a darker one which only surfaces when she is truly pissed off. Despite her constant bashing of her brother, she cares for him deeply and would gladly retaliate against anyone who causes him pain, masking it by telling them that only she can hit him. For unknown reasons, she never takes off her scarf, which seems to be either a sentient being or an extension of her own body, who knows.

Then we have Jane Pepper. Adopted by the Garretts at a very young age due to her parents disappearing for unknown reasons, she has remained loyal to the family ever since. Preferring to be called by her last name, Pepper is one badass bitch, constantly picking fights with people and travels around in search of treasure and adventures. Although attractive, she responds to those who want to bang her by beating them up and calling them names, for she is only attracted to girls. Burger looks up to her and in return, she considers the kid as her young ward, having taken care of him since he was a mere infant when his parents weren't available. Pepper is also quite the socialite, having many connections around town and beyond, mostly with weirdos ranging from witches to cyborgs.

And so we have Lena McDonald. She's the wealthy best friend of Burger, Pepper and Sally. She's also the stupid one. Her poppa owns one of the largest multidollar companies in the Waistland, called Spaceport Industries (or SPI for short) that specializes in import and export of shit around space. Lena has a black hole within her body which she's learning to control, making her able to eat large amounts of food without gaining too much weight, to the jealousy of others. Out of her friends, she's the friendliest, actively seeking out to befriend even the most dangerous of people, putting that before kicking ass. She shares a little bond with Burger, letting him ride her back and has a lot of fun with him when they're together.

After that we have Sally Smith. The brains of the group, and the one with big tits and ass. The third friend, she's also the least active of them but she's slowly coming out of her cold, previously-unfeeling shell, joining them in the activities they do albeit reluctantly. Unlike her cohorts, she doesn't like Burger very much, only tolerating him for the sake of the other two as well for her younger sister Mary. Her mother is the top agent in the super secret underground government agency that is tasked to control the chaos in the Waistland. She has a soft spot for dogs, especially puppies, leading to an incident in which she was accidentally bitten by a wolf that she tried saving from being run over. Due to this, she became a werewolf, and after some stupid hijinks, she was injected with a chemical preventing her from turning into a megawolf and giving her the ability to shift forms. When she takes off her pants, she unleashes her greatest weapon, her legs, which are as hard as rock and heavy as something heavy. Another incident involving her was some sort of unexplained bodyswap between her and Burger which resulted in the creation of a separate being with traces of both of them, although nobody actually remembers how the kerpuffle got resolved. She's also an extreme fangirl of videogames, especially Sonic the Hedgehog, owning many nerd memorabilia.

And then there's Dave Garrett, the twins' father. One of the very few normal (for our standards) people in Dicksville, Dave can usually be found hanging out at the local bar drinking with his friends and discussing guy stuff, only to be roped into whatever weird shit is going on that week. His arms are detachable through the very specific circumstances of having a barrage of rubber bands launched at them. Despite being constantly tired of the shit around him, he still loves his family very much. He can also get very competitive, and when he gets too worked up he turns into some red energy being that's just pretty much an enhanced version of him. He's an impressive leader as well, being able to rile up mobs to do his bidding.

Next up is his wife, Martha Warinara Epstein Garrett. Hailing from the Amazon Jungle, Martha is one of the eldest children of the Epstein Family, a very, very, very, very, VERY large family consisting of Amazonian women and whatever mate they could find. Before marriage and childbirth, she was once a mighty warrior called Warinara, who also participated in many sporting events as well as battle tournaments and photoshoots with her old team of also-retired superwomen. She left that life to pursue parenthood, and even after raising three kids, she's still looking good and going strong. Despite being married, she has herself a couple of little fanboys and some fangirls, which include her son's two friends who think she's hot. She usually lets her children roam free to learn about the world, having enough faith in them, but when they get into serious trouble, she senses the distress of her spawn and springs into action to save them from total fuckery.

Right behind is Mary Smith, Sally's little sister. The apple of her eye is none other than Burger, but she keeps it a secret. Unbeknownst to her, everyone knows, except for Burger who remains oblivious to his advances. Adding further salt into the gaping wound is that Burger only has sights for her older sister, leaving her jealous. Mary also has a slight dislike towards Lauren because of her tendency to abuse Burger, which she doesn't take kindly towards. Mary is also quite intelligent and slightly mature for her age, and a little brave, willing to defy anyone who so much as looks at Burger wrong.

And there's Burger's geek friends, Cody Anderson and Manfredi Lee. These two are constantly seen together, being friends since they were little. With Burger as the third wheel, these three make up some sort of metaphorical three-wheeled vehicle of dorkiness, doing boy things like reading comic books and ogling girls. These two are also the only boys who like Lauren. Just like how Burger has a not-so-secret crush on Sally, Cody shows interest in Lena while Manfredi is into Pepper. The girls don't give a shit for these two geeks. They also serve as the "leaders" of the local boys, being at the forefront at what big thing they do, since most of them are even more pathetic geeks compared to them.

Oh, and following them we have sweet little Nikki Coleman Panelli, one of the most recurring victims of whatever weird crap Pepper, Lena and Sally are doing. She is very weak and insecure about herself, and usually nervous to boot. She can usually be found hanging out with her friend Jeffy, who she has a hidden crush on. Unlike Mary, she's better at hiding it. One faithful day, she ended up finding a special helmet in the shape of a hamburger which transforms her into her more confident and outgoing alter-ego with the ability to control every burger in the area, as well as Burger himself, to do her bidding. She also has quite the impressive ass, giving her the name "Thick Nik", a name people call her behind her back.

Coming up is Jeffy Esposito, one of the older geeks, but still a fucking nerd nonetheless. He's usually another victim of the shit the trio does, but has it worse than Nikki due to Pepper's dislike of him. He just thinks she's playing hard to get, causing him to develop his own crush on her. When not being subject to pain and torture, he hangs out with his friends, such as Nikki or Norman (who is not in this character sheet) who tolerate him. He also has a good relationship with Burger, as well as most of the male population of Dicksville, since nerds of a feather gotta flock together. Jeffy is the son of local cop, Officer James Esposito and local birdwoman, Julietta Esposito, with a younger sister named Hailey who despises him, and keeps a non-functioning voodoo doll of him which she tortures for her own pleasure.

Next, Burnette Lesavauge, the local bitch. She's rude, she has quite the attitude. She hates everyone, especially Pepper, who she considers to be a nuisance. She always has a cigarette handy as well as a lot of sass, usually standing at the sidelines to shit on whatever crap of the week is happening. Despite that, she's no better than most of the citizens of Dicksville herself, being easily enraged when pushed far enough.

Following up is Eric Espada. He's half Avician, a species of birdpeople that exist in this hellscape. He's the object of Lauren's affections, but yes, we continue on the theme of the other party not reciprocating it. Being a lovestruck girl in the Waistland is hard. Burger still drops not-so-subtle "hints" on it to him, nonetheless. He's the recurring fourth member of their gang, and compared to the enthusiasm of his other friends, he contrasts them by being the calm, quiet one. Asides from Burger, he's also considered as one of the attractive ones, but most, if not all of his admirers come from Burger's vast library of same-minded insane female cousins. He goes in hiding whenever even one of them is in town, due to their openness.

Besides him is Cindy Chong. Lauren's closest human friend, Cindy is a meek but smart little Jurrasian girl and the only person willing enough to hang out with the redheaded deviless herself. When Lauren gets too hopped up, she's there to calm her down to a more reasonable level, lest they want another city block destroyed. Unknown to Lauren, Cindy has a hidden crush on Burger as well, and tries to hide it in order to keep up her friendship with Lauren. When not hanging out with Lauren, she finds herself ironically joining up with the other girls who have crushes on Burger, sometimes teaming up for events, mirroring the group of guys Burger has. Deep down, she's as much of a geek as Cody and Manfredi, but also tries to hide it. Cindy hides a lot of stuff, don't look in her closet.

Sneaking along last is the Perilous Pair with those double dealing do-badders, Carol Manson and her sidekick, Winona Tearberg. Carol is the pint-sized powerhouse of the two, while Winona is the skinnier and taller one, but you can't really see it because of the simplistic artstyle. Carol is your typical nerdbasher, and luckily for her, Dicksville is abundant with geeks. Carol also gets along quite well with Lauren, who sometimes she collaborates with due to their mutual interest in pissing people off. Carol's father owns a bar in Dicksville, which their family has operated since the founding of Dicksville in early [REDACTED]. Her mother is a previous lizard queen, who left to elope with the bartender. Her best friend, Winona is a conspiracy nut. She believes in the existance of aliens, especially in that of alien pee. Despite all the crazy fantasy shit in this world, there's no actual proof of alien life yet. Winona is constantly silent, and has never been seen to smile by her peers. Despite liking Burger, Winona keeps messing his name up, calling him other words that start with B, such as "Buckley". Their mortal enemies are a group of animals calling themselves the Woodland Syndicate, who keep their existence secret from most humans.

And away they go, on the fucking stupid races. Damn, writing long descriptions is hard, but it is fulfilling.

Description
So I don't have to continue redirecting people to the generic Regular OCs Mine folder, I'm going to make a character sheet folder to redirect you to those. Also I might as well do bios here.

Yeah, let's do this!

Firstly, we have Burger Garrett, the male half of the terrible twosome. The cheerier one of the two and the one subject to the most misfortune. Despite that, he maintains a chipper attitude and a mostly positive outlook on life. Despite being constantly subject to pain and weird shit by his sister, he still loves her very much. He is also quite the little kavorka, garnering the attention of many girls that cross his path, although his eyes and heart are set towards the girl next door, Sally. He also has quite the dark side to him, which only emerges once he's pushed too far or if he gets an opening.

Next on we have Lauren Garrett, the female half of the terrible twosome. She is everything her brother is not. In a seemingly constant state of gloom and doom, she is not a force to be reckoned with. She regularly hits her brother for the tiniest mistakes, and messes with him for fun. Unlike her brother, she would rather sit around and watch TV or play videogames than actively try to socialize with people. Instead she'd rather inconvenience them by throwing rocks at their windows and other mean things. Like her brother, she is also quite the attention-garnerer but she finds every one of her suitors repulsive, rather setting her eyes on her brother's friend Eric. If her brother has a dark side, she has a darker one which only surfaces when she is truly pissed off. Despite her constant bashing of her brother, she cares for him deeply and would gladly retaliate against anyone who causes him pain, masking it by telling them that only she can hit him. For unknown reasons, she never takes off her scarf, which seems to be either a sentient being or an extension of her own body, who knows.

Then we have Jane Pepper. Adopted by the Garretts at a very young age due to her parents disappearing for unknown reasons, she has remained loyal to the family ever since. Preferring to be called by her last name, Pepper is one badass bitch, constantly picking fights with people and travels around in search of treasure and adventures. Although attractive, she responds to those who want to bang her by beating them up and calling them names, for she is only attracted to girls. Burger looks up to her and in return, she considers the kid as her young ward, having taken care of him since he was a mere infant when his parents weren't available. Pepper is also quite the socialite, having many connections around town and beyond, mostly with weirdos ranging from witches to cyborgs.

And so we have Lena McDonald. She's the wealthy best friend of Burger, Pepper and Sally. She's also the stupid one. Her poppa owns one of the largest multidollar companies in the Waistland, called Spaceport Industries (or SPI for short) that specializes in import and export of shit around space. Lena has a black hole within her body which she's learning to control, making her able to eat large amounts of food without gaining too much weight, to the jealousy of others. Out of her friends, she's the friendliest, actively seeking out to befriend even the most dangerous of people, putting that before kicking ass. She shares a little bond with Burger, letting him ride her back and has a lot of fun with him when they're together.

After that we have Sally Smith. The brains of the group, and the one with big tits and ass. The third friend, she's also the least active of them but she's slowly coming out of her cold, previously-unfeeling shell, joining them in the activities they do albeit reluctantly. Unlike her cohorts, she doesn't like Burger very much, only tolerating him for the sake of the other two as well for her younger sister Mary. Her mother is the top agent in the super secret underground government agency that is tasked to control the chaos in the Waistland. She has a soft spot for dogs, especially puppies, leading to an incident in which she was accidentally bitten by a wolf that she tried saving from being run over. Due to this, she became a werewolf, and after some stupid hijinks, she was injected with a chemical preventing her from turning into a megawolf and giving her the ability to shift forms. When she takes off her pants, she unleashes her greatest weapon, her legs, which are as hard as rock and heavy as something heavy. Another incident involving her was some sort of unexplained bodyswap between her and Burger which resulted in the creation of a separate being with traces of both of them, although nobody actually remembers how the kerpuffle got resolved. She's also an extreme fangirl of videogames, especially Sonic the Hedgehog, owning many nerd memorabilia.

And then there's Dave Garrett, the twins' father. One of the very few normal (for our standards) people in Dicksville, Dave can usually be found hanging out at the local bar drinking with his friends and discussing guy stuff, only to be roped into whatever weird shit is going on that week. His arms are detachable through the very specific circumstances of having a barrage of rubber bands launched at them. Despite being constantly tired of the shit around him, he still loves his family very much. He can also get very competitive, and when he gets too worked up he turns into some red energy being that's just pretty much an enhanced version of him. He's an impressive leader as well, being able to rile up mobs to do his bidding.

Next up is his wife, Martha Warinara Epstein Garrett. Hailing from the Amazon Jungle, Martha is one of the eldest children of the Epstein Family, a very, very, very, very, VERY large family consisting of Amazonian women and whatever mate they could find. Before marriage and childbirth, she was once a mighty warrior called Warinara, who also participated in many sporting events as well as battle tournaments and photoshoots with her old team of also-retired superwomen. She left that life to pursue parenthood, and even after raising three kids, she's still looking good and going strong. Despite being married, she has herself a couple of little fanboys and some fangirls, which include her son's two friends who think she's hot. She usually lets her children roam free to learn about the world, having enough faith in them, but when they get into serious trouble, she senses the distress of her spawn and springs into action to save them from total fuckery.

Right behind is Mary Smith, Sally's little sister. The apple of her eye is none other than Burger, but she keeps it a secret. Unbeknownst to her, everyone knows, except for Burger who remains oblivious to his advances. Adding further salt into the gaping wound is that Burger only has sights for her older sister, leaving her jealous. Mary also has a slight dislike towards Lauren because of her tendency to abuse Burger, which she doesn't take kindly towards. Mary is also quite intelligent and slightly mature for her age, and a little brave, willing to defy anyone who so much as looks at Burger wrong.

And there's Burger's geek friends, Cody Anderson and Manfredi Lee. These two are constantly seen together, being friends since they were little. With Burger as the third wheel, these three make up some sort of metaphorical three-wheeled vehicle of dorkiness, doing boy things like reading comic books and ogling girls. These two are also the only boys who like Lauren. Just like how Burger has a not-so-secret crush on Sally, Cody shows interest in Lena while Manfredi is into Pepper. The girls don't give a shit for these two geeks. They also serve as the "leaders" of the local boys, being at the forefront at what big thing they do, since most of them are even more pathetic geeks compared to them.

Oh, and following them we have sweet little Nikki Coleman Panelli, one of the most recurring victims of whatever weird crap Pepper, Lena and Sally are doing. She is very weak and insecure about herself, and usually nervous to boot. She can usually be found hanging out with her friend Jeffy, who she has a hidden crush on. Unlike Mary, she's better at hiding it. One faithful day, she ended up finding a special helmet in the shape of a hamburger which transforms her into her more confident and outgoing alter-ego with the ability to control every burger in the area, as well as Burger himself, to do her bidding. She also has quite the impressive ass, giving her the name "Thick Nik", a name people call her behind her back.

Coming up is Jeffy Esposito, one of the older geeks, but still a fucking nerd nonetheless. He's usually another victim of the shit the trio does, but has it worse than Nikki due to Pepper's dislike of him. He just thinks she's playing hard to get, causing him to develop his own crush on her. When not being subject to pain and torture, he hangs out with his friends, such as Nikki or Norman (who is not in this character sheet) who tolerate him. He also has a good relationship with Burger, as well as most of the male population of Dicksville, since nerds of a feather gotta flock together. Jeffy is the son of local cop, Officer James Esposito and local birdwoman, Julietta Esposito, with a younger sister named Hailey who despises him, and keeps a non-functioning voodoo doll of him which she tortures for her own pleasure.

Next, Burnette Lesavauge, the local bitch. She's rude, she has quite the attitude. She hates everyone, especially Pepper, who she considers to be a nuisance. She always has a cigarette handy as well as a lot of sass, usually standing at the sidelines to shit on whatever crap of the week is happening. Despite that, she's no better than most of the citizens of Dicksville herself, being easily enraged when pushed far enough.

Following up is Eric Espada. He's half Avician, a species of birdpeople that exist in this hellscape. He's the object of Lauren's affections, but yes, we continue on the theme of the other party not reciprocating it. Being a lovestruck girl in the Waistland is hard. Burger still drops not-so-subtle "hints" on it to him, nonetheless. He's the recurring fourth member of their gang, and compared to the enthusiasm of his other friends, he contrasts them by being the calm, quiet one. Asides from Burger, he's also considered as one of the attractive ones, but most, if not all of his admirers come from Burger's vast library of same-minded insane female cousins. He goes in hiding whenever even one of them is in town, due to their openness.

Besides him is Cindy Chong. Lauren's closest human friend, Cindy is a meek but smart little Jurrasian girl and the only person willing enough to hang out with the redheaded deviless herself. When Lauren gets too hopped up, she's there to calm her down to a more reasonable level, lest they want another city block destroyed. Unknown to Lauren, Cindy has a hidden crush on Burger as well, and tries to hide it in order to keep up her friendship with Lauren. When not hanging out with Lauren, she finds herself ironically joining up with the other girls who have crushes on Burger, sometimes teaming up for events, mirroring the group of guys Burger has. Deep down, she's as much of a geek as Cody and Manfredi, but also tries to hide it. Cindy hides a lot of stuff, don't look in her closet.

Sneaking along last is the Perilous Pair with those double dealing do-badders, Carol Manson and her sidekick, Winona Tearberg. Carol is the pint-sized powerhouse of the two, while Winona is the skinnier and taller one, but you can't really see it because of the simplistic artstyle. Carol is your typical nerdbasher, and luckily for her, Dicksville is abundant with geeks. Carol also gets along quite well with Lauren, who sometimes she collaborates with due to their mutual interest in pissing people off. Carol's father owns a bar in Dicksville, which their family has operated since the founding of Dicksville in early [REDACTED]. Her mother is a previous lizard queen, who left to elope with the bartender. Her best friend, Winona is a conspiracy nut. She believes in the existance of aliens, especially in that of alien pee. Despite all the crazy fantasy shit in this world, there's no actual proof of alien life yet. Winona is constantly silent, and has never been seen to smile by her peers. Despite liking Burger, Winona keeps messing his name up, calling him other words that start with B, such as "Buckley". Their mortal enemies are a group of animals calling themselves the Woodland Syndicate, who keep their existence secret from most humans.

And away they go, on the fucking stupid races. Damn, writing long descriptions is hard, but it is fulfilling.