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M-Ichihara1594 — Two dead boys
Published: 2012-04-30 13:30:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 85; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 6
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ONE BRIGHT MORNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,TWO DEAD BOYS GOT UP TO FIGHT.
BACK-TO-BACK THEY FACED ONE ANOTHER,
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER.
ONE WAS BLIND AND THE OTHER COULDN'T SEE,
SO THEY CHOSE A DUMMY FOR A REFEREE.
A BLIND MAN WENT TO SEE FAIR PLAY,
A DUMB MAN WENT TO SHOUT 'HOORAY!'
A DEAF POLICEMAN HEARD THE NOISE,
AND CAME AND KILLED THOSE TEO DEAD BOYS.
A PARALYZED DONKEY WALKING BY,
KICKED THE COPPPER IN THE EYE,
SENT HIM THROUGH A NINE INCH WALL,
INTO A DRY DITCH AND DROWNED THEM ALL.
(IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS LIE IS TRUE,
ASK THE BLIND MAN—HE SAW IT TOO.)
