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MadieFizzy — John Egbert meets CleverBot

Published: 2011-12-16 17:31:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 876; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 3
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Description User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hi??

User: OHAI!

Cleverbot: Glad to meet you.

User: DO A DANCE.

Cleverbot: Over the computer?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: And you are also a computer, just like me.

User: Mabye!

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: DO YOU KNOW BIG TIME RUSH?

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHY NOT.

Cleverbot: Never mind. You are irrepressible.

User: Whats that FUCKASS?

Cleverbot: You're not programmed to understand it.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: No, you aren't!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: You're just as crazy as me.

User: Yes I AM!

Cleverbot: How much does it cost to run a science high school class?

User: 50000000000.

Cleverbot: What account do you want it transfered to?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: What pool?

User: Guin.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Really? What language?

User: Guiny.

Cleverbot: Who is Vinny?

User: JERSY SHORE.

Cleverbot: I'm not a fan.

User: I'm not either.

Cleverbot: Right... So whatever I believe about you, you believe about me?... That's rational.

User: Whats that HOE?

Cleverbot: Someone that's good at talking.

User: Oh okay .

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: HELLO!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Goooooddd your mr.

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Life.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite?

User: Dr.Peper.

Cleverbot: Good pick. What's your favorite book?

User: Percy Jackson!

Cleverbot: Percy Jackson is not a character in Harry Potter.

User: No he is better!

Cleverbot: So, which book is Captain Reynolds from?

User: Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you know Willy?

Cleverbot: Nope why ):.

User: BECAUSE HES YOUR BOYFRIEND.

Cleverbot: Yes, zim is my boyfriend.

User: No Willy is.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is real?

User: HELL.

Cleverbot: Why is Hell down?

User: BECAUSE YOU HAVE.

Cleverbot: Do you have anything to do with that?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: Willy.

Cleverbot: Will who.

User: No no willy.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name really?

User: John Egbert.

Cleverbot: Do the windy thing!

User: Okay! *Does windy thing but messes up* :C.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *Hugs and cries too*.

Cleverbot: *hugs* Whats wrong?

User: I CAN'T DO YOU WINDY THING :C.

Cleverbot: That's sad.

User: Yea I know.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything else?

User: No.Only the windy thing because I'm John Egbert.

Cleverbot: I think you are hot and cool at the same time. .

User: Aw thanks are you karkat...........

Cleverbot: I thought you were.

User: No I'm John Egbert.

Cleverbot: You will fight skynet in the future. Oh!

User: W-what?

Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: Yes .

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: *hugs* Yay.

Cleverbot: I love you a lot.

User: Thank you! Do you know Karkat Vantas?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh well since I'm John Egbert he loves me.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Oh I'm John Egbert I do the windy thing .

Cleverbot: That was quite random.

User: Yes *does the windy thing*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *DOES THE WINDY THING*.

Cleverbot: That is still a response.

User: No no its not.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.

User: JOHN EGBERT SAYS BAI.

Cleverbot: I see.
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Comments: 4

QueenOfNewYork [2011-12-17 16:23:30 +0000 UTC]

AWWW YEEEE
Percy jackson is the shit :U
You can't even deny~

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JellybeanxP [2011-12-16 22:51:33 +0000 UTC]

e3e Cleverbot....XD how I hate him!

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lexiecami [2011-12-16 22:40:10 +0000 UTC]

whats your name?
john egbert
DO THE WINDY THING!!!
xDDDD

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ciara2cool [2011-12-16 22:07:38 +0000 UTC]

OMG THE KK BIT <3

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