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maegi — omg, Mary and Sue
Published: 2006-03-24 06:52:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 7560; Favourites: 64; Downloads: 146
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full view please!These are my new origional Harry Potter characters, Mary and Sue. They are 17, prettier than you, and the most powerful witches to do anything ever. That's why the background is so dramatic. Becuase they are full of the raw power of the cosmos!!!!!!!1 They are the daughters of Voldemort and an unknown mother of insanely awesome descent (she's related to Merlin and probably Jesus. Some names I'm thinking of are Raven Crystalblood, Crystal Ravenblood, and Blood Ravencrystal.)
They're twins and 17 and from America and they are smarter than Hermione and they have magical laptops so they can use Myspace. Mary is sweet and nice and kind and caring and she has crazy good healing powers and stuff and other things that I will think of later and Sue is totally hard-core but really she's shy but really she's brave and mostly badass. Their wands have feathers from Fawkes and also something else; Mary has an Angel feather and Sue has a devil...piece. And did I mention that every boy in Hogwarts is in love with them? Because they are. And they fight over them and stuff.
The super kawaiiiiii hamster on Mary's head is named Mr.Fluffpuddles and he talks but only Mary and Sue can understand him and stuff and he is also really Dumbledore in disguise! Because Snape didn't really use "Adavra Kedavra" he used "Adavra Kahamstra" which is something so creative only I could have thought of it. Really. I'm the best writer ever.
Oh and their matching bracelets are Horcruxes and they've never met their father but they want to help Harry beat him and that's why they came over from America and transfered to Hogwarts and they're gonna give Hermione a makeover and everyone loves them and they'll defeat Voldemort with love and Mary's gonna marry Harry and Sue is going to marry Snape and this will fulfill a prophesy of some sort and they'll live happily ever after.
...yay?
Harry Potter is J.K. Rowlings
but Mary and Sue are mine. No stealing!
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Comments: 63
That was so funny! I'm having trouble arguing with you on the whole best writer thing. Besides me of course. *flips hair dramatically but it gets in my mouth instead and I spit it out and it hits me in the face* The best.
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... Let me guess. The hamster's also their mother, and Voldemort smells of elderberries... -w-
... I doubt anyone's going to get that.
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monty python and the holy gria the taiting fenchmen
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*Vomit* Oh the agony *vomit* your mary and sue *vomit* have poisoned me *vomit* can't stop *vomit* yeah that *vomit* carrots, why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots *vomit* my oc *vomit* is very glad *vomit* she doesn't have to *vomit* put up with *vomit* them!
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Wooooooooooow. Just wow. So which one gets Ron, then? XD
The bit about Mr. Fluffpuddles was great, +fave
On a random note, I have never seen an HP Mary-Sue from Hufflepuff. Hmm.
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The entire description was hilarious, and the art itself is superb!! LOL. FAVE!!
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OMGEE, Der SO originul & pritee!!!1!1!!
lol, no, jks. I love the magical laptops and 'Avada Kahanstra', genius. Nice drawings and hilarious description. +Fav
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Omg they are the most super magical kawaii perfectness LOLOLOL!!!!1
XD The only problem is a lot of people over-generalize what's a Mary Sue and what's not, like some people think if they don't have something horribly wrong with them, they're a Mary Sue.
But I don't think you do
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HILARIOUS!!!!
I think my eyes would have started to bleed if you were serious...
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... I think I read a story like this once O_O
But this is hilarious, I was laughing throughtout their biographies
D: I want hamster-Dumbledore! And why doesn't Harry ever use Avada Kahamstra on Voldiepoo?
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The only "word" I can think of to describe my opinion?
ROFL!
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magical laptops so that they can use myspace...
.... hahahaha damn, the character bio is so funny.
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Pffffft.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ring any bells?
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My Immortal, yes? It's the greatest source of lulz on the internet.
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OMG LOL TOTTALY MADE MY FREAKING DAY
unless this isn't a joke then,
that's just sad.
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I actually adore the idea of Dumbledore being turned into a guinea pig. I think it fits him well. lol
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Wow! I love how you totally over-exagerate there perfection. Sue totally looks awesome! If I showed this to my friends they'd say it kinda looks like me with longer hair. but...GREAT! LOL! Made me laugh. Thanks a lot! You totally made my day!
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lol. goth sues make me laff XD. they're all "im so tortured..i wear so much black because my soul is black and i must make the whole universe pay for problems i dont actually have!" ..actually that sounded more like an emo. oh well, badly written goth sues are hard to seperate from emos anyway.
it's always nice to see a goth OC who is -nice- and -sociable-. shame there are only a few ;_;.
you make a good point! and i thankyou on behalf of all pleasant, friendly goths XD.
bai!
p.s. *punts mary* dont think you're gettin off that easy >:[
X3
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ahem sue is meh! jk lol thats awesomely funny. its scary tho that someone would write something like that, for real. i mean snape IS my husband and all.... so that bitch sue stole him. XD
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Wow. I can honestly say that you need some work in character development.
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If they weren't drawn so artistically, I would burn them at the stake!
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Dear God in Heaven, save me from the Sue-ness!
This is awsome, really. It's a wonderful point that badly needs proving.
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uh-mary sues-when i was 8 i made mary sues by the truckload-i have grown up since then thank god,but i do like the designs for mary and sue, totally badass.
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Too... much... mary-sue.....!! I like it though.... but I still think I'm gonna be sick from the reeek of mary-sue-ness on this page *lol*... haha I just noticed that the little hamster/dumbledore has a wittle bitty beard X3
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I love the detail, especially in Sue's hair.
This is great, I can't stand Mary Sues ><
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AND MR. FLUFFPUDDLES WILL MARRY HEDWIG
AND THEY WILL ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
mirite or mirite?
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*throw up* Help me! The sueness kills!! How could stand writing this? I'm impressed that you survived.
And don't worry I wouldn't steal them if I got money for it... -.-U As funny as this is, this kind of character is the worst thing that can happen to a story.
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I'm glad about the Slytherin one. Most people forget about the "yang" side of Suedome, methinks.
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yeah...nobody remembers the dyrk wytches with their nucular stockpiles of dark majick.
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thanks for the comment! also, I could watch your icon four hours. it's sooo chubby...
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XD Haha, thank you~ I found it on a website and thought it was so cuuute.
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OMG THEY'RE SO LYKE AWESOM AND GREET!!!11111!!!!
yeah w/e lol
good Mary Sueness (lol is that even a word?)
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Wow You know what the scary thing is? OSmebody might write something like that for real.
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You know, the ''Most powerful ______ ever'' thing has been used so many times. Couldn't you come up with something a bit more original and interesting?
The over all story is just boring. They also just don't sound or look like interesting characters.
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I think she meant it as a satire hun. ^^ She wasn't being serious.
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I got that, though the fact it was more intentional just made me cringe inwardly.
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