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Garfield, the American lazy cat. Who could ever forget about that lazy bastard. It's amazing how many years it's been since I've known him...and yet

...I've never stopped and realized how much of an ass he is.

I guess I've always thought that he was the "funny cat guy" in the show and comics and was blinded by his true ignorance. *Sigh* what the hell?

And you know the funny thing about it? Even though john puts up with that crap, he never does shit about it. Seriously, I find that funny.

Mornings for john can go:

One morning, MONDAY MORNING (Remember, Garfield hates Mondays, folks.)

John: Um, Garfield, breakfast is ready...by the way can you clean up the house a little for once?

Garfield: *Yawn* Yeah, john, listen...it's Monday and Mondays suck, soooo, yeah how 'bout some lasagna, will ya', babe?

John:*Sigh* coming right up..*walks away not surprised*

No. N-N-N-N-N-N-NO, John, that's not how you would really do it. How I would approach his ass if I were you:

One morning MONDAY MORNING (Remember, Garfield hates Mondays, folks.)

John: Um, Garfield, breakfast is ready...by the way can you clean up the house a little for once, YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING AROUND.

Garfield: *Yawn* Yeah, john, listen...it's Monday and Mondays suck, soooo, yeah how 'bout some lasagna, will ya', babe, I don't like the shitty food you cook, but Lasagnas awesome, you clean up around here, your the owner.

John:

You know what, Garfield......

GET...YOUR FAT LAZY ORANGE ASS UP....! AND DO SOME HOUSE CHORES FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE! FOR CHRIST SAKE, I FEED YOUR ASS, DON'T I? YOUR IN MY HOUSE, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS CLEAN THE FUCK UP, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CLEANING, YOU WON'T EVEN DO THAT, WHAT, YOUR TOO FAT TO LIFT UP THE VACUUM CLEANER??

*Throws stuff to put in some dramatic feeling*

GET UP AND DO SOME DAMN WORK!!!

NOW!!!! GET'RE ASS UP!!! *pulls blanket off*

John: *Walks away*

Garfield: Somethings wrong with john today.....oh, well, probably because it's Monday, LASAGNA TIME!

......... ..... Just kidding, that would be funny though, john would of killed him if that happened.

But really, john never takes authority, ever. I swear, if this wasn't a kids show garfield would be dead in every episode for his smart ass comments dead on.

I think hes funny, but when it comes to true cruelty and meanness for me, I just feel sorry for John. Poor guy will never get laid by that nurse if Garfield keeps owning and pwning on him.

When he gets a date(john) Garfield...,always has to say "somethiiiiiing" to blow the whole thing for him, but we all know that it's just humor in those panels..*laughs*.. It still sucks for him though.

Guys ever read the comics??

Over the years I've enjoyed Garfield ever since I was 8 watching it with my big sis which was around the time I've starting getting used to it's humor.

But then you think to yourself "Damn, Garfield your ignorant".

I know that just his character and all, but it gets a little heart breaking after a while now just with his pwnage with everyone.

And now I just have to stop and realize to say:

Garfield, your a dick, I don't like you that much anymore. YOU SUCK!

Oh, jeez, I hope Jim Davis doesn't get completely offended if he ever reads this shit.O.o;;

No offense Mr. creator, sir, or anyone else out there who loves Garfield still. (maybe)

He still kind of sucks though.

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Garfield, the American lazy cat. Who could ever forget about that lazy bastard. It's amazing how many years it's been since I've known him...and yet

...I've never stopped and realized how much of an ass he is.

I guess I've always thought that he was the "funny cat guy" in the show and comics and was blinded by his true ignorance. *Sigh* what the hell?

And you know the funny thing about it? Even though john puts up with that crap, he never does shit about it. Seriously, I find that funny.

Mornings for john can go:

One morning, MONDAY MORNING (Remember, Garfield hates Mondays, folks.)

John: Um, Garfield, breakfast is ready...by the way can you clean up the house a little for once?

Garfield: *Yawn* Yeah, john, listen...it's Monday and Mondays suck, soooo, yeah how 'bout some lasagna, will ya', babe?

John:*Sigh* coming right up..*walks away not surprised*

No. N-N-N-N-N-N-NO, John, that's not how you would really do it. How I would approach his ass if I were you:

One morning MONDAY MORNING (Remember, Garfield hates Mondays, folks.)

John: Um, Garfield, breakfast is ready...by the way can you clean up the house a little for once, YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING AROUND.

Garfield: *Yawn* Yeah, john, listen...it's Monday and Mondays suck, soooo, yeah how 'bout some lasagna, will ya', babe, I don't like the shitty food you cook, but Lasagnas awesome, you clean up around here, your the owner.

John:

You know what, Garfield......

GET...YOUR FAT LAZY ORANGE ASS UP....! AND DO SOME HOUSE CHORES FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE! FOR CHRIST SAKE, I FEED YOUR ASS, DON'T I? YOUR IN MY HOUSE, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS CLEAN THE FUCK UP, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CLEANING, YOU WON'T EVEN DO THAT, WHAT, YOUR TOO FAT TO LIFT UP THE VACUUM CLEANER??

*Throws stuff to put in some dramatic feeling*

GET UP AND DO SOME DAMN WORK!!!

NOW!!!! GET'RE ASS UP!!! *pulls blanket off*

John: *Walks away*

Garfield: Somethings wrong with john today.....oh, well, probably because it's Monday, LASAGNA TIME!

......... ..... Just kidding, that would be funny though, john would of killed him if that happened.

But really, john never takes authority, ever. I swear, if this wasn't a kids show garfield would be dead in every episode for his smart ass comments dead on.

I think hes funny, but when it comes to true cruelty and meanness for me, I just feel sorry for John. Poor guy will never get laid by that nurse if Garfield keeps owning and pwning on him.

When he gets a date(john) Garfield...,always has to say "somethiiiiiing" to blow the whole thing for him, but we all know that it's just humor in those panels..*laughs*.. It still sucks for him though.

Guys ever read the comics??

Over the years I've enjoyed Garfield ever since I was 8 watching it with my big sis which was around the time I've starting getting used to it's humor.

But then you think to yourself "Damn, Garfield your ignorant".

I know that just his character and all, but it gets a little heart breaking after a while now just with his pwnage with everyone.

And now I just have to stop and realize to say:

Garfield, your a dick, I don't like you that much anymore. YOU SUCK!

Oh, jeez, I hope Jim Davis doesn't get completely offended if he ever reads this shit.O.o;;

No offense Mr. creator, sir, or anyone else out there who loves Garfield still. (maybe)

He still kind of sucks though.