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Description carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.
ectoBiologist [JOHN] joined chat.
JOHN: hi karkat!
CG: HEY JOHN
JOHN: whats up?
CG: IM BORED SHITLESS WITH NOTHING TO DO,
JOHN: oh! really? i was about to watch a nic cage movie! do you want to watch it with me?
CG: UGH
CG: REALLY NIC CAGE?
JOHN: nic cage is awesome!
CG: WHATEVER,
CG: I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
JOHN: cool! should we watch con air or city of angels?
CG: I DON'T CARE, THEY'RE BOTH NIC CAGE.
JOHN: just pick one.
CG: WHY CAN'T YOU DECIDE, I STILL HAVE TO WALK TO YOUR ROOM.
JOHN: i dont know! its hard to choose.
CG: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, BUT YOU BETTER HAVE YOUR MIND MADE UP WHEN I GET THERE.
JOHN: ok ok! geez. hehehehe.
CG: ALRIGHT, IM LEAVING NOW, HURRY UP AND CHOOSE ONE,
JOHN: ok karkat!
CG: *logs off of trollain and in a few minutes hes knocking on the door to johns room*
JOHN: *while karkat was walking over, john managed to start making some popcorn and set up the movie, The City of Angels. John hears the knock and opens the door* hi karkat!
CG: HEY, DID YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND?
JOHN: yup! after a long are hard minute of thinking about the two miracles that are the nic cage movies and chose.... *dramatic pause*
CG: *he crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow*
JOHN: the city of angels!
CG: ALRIGHT, ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME IN?
JOHN: *giggles and moves aside to let karkat in* oh yeah! hehe sorry!
CG: YEAH WHATEVER, *He walks in and stands almost awkwardly behind him*
JOHN: *he closes the door behind karkat* follow me! *he leads karkat to his room where he set up the movie. he motions to karkat to the bed* you can sit there if you want.
CG: SURE, *he sits on the edge of the bed*
JOHN: *Hears the microwave beep from downstairs* oh thats the popcorn! ill be right back! *he goes downstairs*
CG: ALRIGHT THEN... *he looks around john room while hes waiting*
JOHN: *he gets the bag from the microwave and empties the bag of popcorn into a bowl*
CG: *he stands up and walks over to some of the movie posters*
JOHN: *he throws away the bag and starts heading upstairs with the popcorn. get gets to his room* hehe looking at my posters?
CG: *he steps back* WHAT ELSE COULD I HAVE BEEN DOING?
JOHN: *shrug* whatever karkats do when theyre bored. *grabs the remote from a desk and sits on his bed, putting the popcorn down*
CG: YEAH BECAUSE I AM A SPECIES SO THAT SO MAKES SENSE. *he sits down beside john*
JOHN: exactly! you see my point. *presses play on the remote and the movie starts playing*
CG: ((omg whoops that makes mu MUCH sense**))
CG: ((SO** YOU KNOW WHAT, I GIVE UP))
CG: YEAH, OKAY THEN.
JOHN: (( Hehehe cX ))
CG: ... DID YOU PUT ANYTHING ON THE POPCORN?
JOHN: no. why?
CG: JUST ASKING, *he takes one piece and inspects it before putting it in his mouth*
JOHN: *realizes this is the perfect opportunity for a prank* wait actually...i think i might of put something on it. *pretends to think about it*
CG: LIKE WHAT? *he glares at john*
JOHN: hmmm...im trying to remember.
CG: YOU ASS, JUST TELL ME WHEN YOU DO,
CG: *He turns back to the movie*
JOHN: *pretends to remember* oh!! it wasnt what i put in the popcorn! it was the bunny jade gave me!
CG: OH REALLY? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO SAID BUNNY?
JOHN: well he was feeling kind of...pranky i guess? i thought i saw him put SOMETHING in the popcorn! it looked kinda yellow...probably piss. you just ate piss karkat.
CG: *karkat lifted an eyebrow* OH REALLY, THEN HAVE SOME *he took a handful of the popcorn and shoved it in johns mouth*
JOHN: *he chews and swallows. he laughs after hes done swallowing*
CG: AS IF I BELIEVED YOU FOR A MINUTE JOHN, NOW SHUT UP.
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JOHN: ok ok! *continues watching the movie*
CG: *rolls his eyes and turns back to the movie*
JOHN: *during the movie, he starts getting tired. he accidentally leans on karkat a little*
CG: ... JOHN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JOHN: huh...? *he says sleepily*
CG: IF I FELL ASLEEP DURING A NIC CAGE MOVIE YOU'D SHIT BRICKS, STOP BEING HYPOCRITICAL.
JOHN: yeah ok dude... *falls asleep*
CG: OH MY GOD JOHN GET THE FUCK OFF!
JOHN: *asleep. can't do anything cept just kinda...sleep*
CG: UGH,
CG: *karkat sighs and attempts to push john off of him*
JOHN: *pushed off. he lays on the bed, still asleep*
CG: *he sighs again standing up*
CG: *he takes one of the blankets and throws it over top of john, and pauses the movie before turning away and walking down the stairs*
JOHN: *the bunny greets karkat at the bottom of the staircase*
CG: HELLO STUPID RABBIT THING,
CG: *he mutters stepping around it*
JOHN: *the bunny keeps getting in karkats way*
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ID YOUR PROBLEM?
CG: *he steps around it again only to be blocked*
CG: ((super duper lag im sorry D: ))
JOHN: (( its ok uvu ehehe x3 ))
JOHN: *the bunny points to karkat when karkat asks the question*
CG: OH REALLY? AND WHY IS THAT?
JOHN: *the bunny doesnt nothing in reply, only keeps making the O w O face*
CG: AND NOW IM TALKING TO A RABBIT... ALRIGHT THEN,
CG: *he steps around it again*
JOHN: *the bunny keeps going in front of him*
CG: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING BUNNY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!
JOHN: *the bunny points to karkat then to the staircase*
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CG: ALRIGHT, JESUS,
CG: *karkat turns around and walks up the stairs*
JOHN: *the bunny stays at the bottom of the staircase*
CG: *once at the top he turns around again* NOW WHAT?
JOHN: *the bunny hopped to the top of the stairs and pointed to johns room*
CG: HE'S SLEEPING YOU CLUELESS HUMAN TOY.
JOHN: *the bunny nods*
CG: *he crosses his arms and faises an
CG: raises an eyebrow**
JOHN: *Bunny: O w O*
CG: WHAT? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
JOHN: *Bunny: keeps giving him the face OwO *
CG: THIS ISN'T HELPING AT ALL.
JOHN: *The bunny shrugs*
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING DO?
JOHN: *bunny shrugs*
CG: ALRIGHT THEN, *he starts walking down the stairs again*
JOHN: *Blocks him*
JOHN: *the bunny does*
CG: IF YOU WONT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, THEN GET OUT OF MY WAY!
JOHN: *The bunny extends its arm and grabs karkats wrist. he starts dragging him in the direction of johns room*
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
JOHN: *the bunny drags him to johns room and makes karkat sit on the bed. the bunny exits the room, closing the door behind him. What a classy bunny C:*
CG: *karkat looks down at the still sleeping john and then at the door then he kind of just sits there and stares forward*
CG: ((supe classy xDD))
JOHN: (( Like a sir B) ))
JOHN: *The bunny is secretly watching them. CLASSY SUPER SPY BUNNY O^O*
CG: ((ohshit o-o ))
CG: *karkat does absolutely nothing still wondering what the bunny wanted him to do*
JOHN: *the bunny slides a piece of folded paper under the door. on the side facing up, it says "Karkat: ==>"*
CG: *karkat rolls his eyes and walks over picking up the letter*
JOHN: *on the inside of the letter, it says " Now Kiss ". On the side of the words is a poorly drawn john head*
CG: *karkat drops the letter and glares at the bunny looking around he finds a pen and writes "HE'S NOT A FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL" on it before slipping it through*
JOHN: ((brb))
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CG: ((mkay~!))
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JOHN: (( Back! If i accidentally disconnect in a few, ill be back i promise ;o;' ))
CG: ((okay, ^^ ill keep the chat open))
JOHN: *the bunny writes on the paper "Is he? ;o" and slips it under the door*
JOHN: (( Ok ^w^ ))
CG: *karkat writes "I HAVE NO CLUE...? BUT HE SAYS HE IS" and he thinks to himself that if anybody were to know the truth itd be the bunny*
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JOHN: *he writes "Lies. John is classified as a Homosexual. OwO"*
CG: *he sighs and write "ALRIGHT FINE WHATEVER YOU SAY" before turning around to look at john turning a slight red color*
JOHN: *he puts the paper away somewhere and continues watching karkat and john in some way no one will ever know*
CG: *karkat blushes even more red as he walks up to john and sits on the side of his bed*
JOHN: *John is sleeping peacefully on his bed. Probably not going to wake up soon....probably*
CG: ((pfft yeah probably XD)) *karkat poked johns face just to be sure before rolling his eyes thinking "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS" and kissing john gently*
JOHN: *john is slightly awake, but not completely. He is slowly waking up, almost not noticing karkat kissing him. his eyes are still closed*
CG: ((test ;o; ))
CG: *karkat backs up again blushing slightly more*
JOHN: *he wakes up, opening his eyes* karkat...?
CG: UH, YEAH? WHAT?
JOHN: *blushing a little* did...you just...?
CG: JUST WHAT...? WHAT DID I JUST DO?
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JOHN: u-umm...did you just kiss me...? *blushes more*
CG: I DON'T KNOW...? DID I?
JOHN: thats why im asking you.
CG: MAYBE I DID? MAYBE I DIDN'T?
JOHN: karkat. did you?
CG: THE BUNNY TOLD ME TO JOHN.
JOHN: and...you did what he told you?
CG: HE WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE...
CG: *karkat blushes more*
JOHN: did you...um...like it?
CG: I DONT KNOW... UH, DID YOU?
JOHN: i was alseep karkat... i-i dont know.
CG: OH, ALRIGHT THEN... UM...
JOHN: i-if i were awake...i think i-i would of liked it...hehe. *blushes*
CG: ... OH? UM, ALRIGHT THEN....
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JOHN: karkat?
CG: Y-YEAH?
JOHN: i-i love you. *blushing a lot, trying to hide his face in the blanket*
CG: UM.... JOHN...
JOHN: y-yeah?
CG: ... I LOVE YOU TOO...
JOHN: *stops hiding his face* y-you do?
CG: Y-YEAH... S-SORRY IF THIS IS AWKWARD...
JOHN: *he smiles and hugs karkat* hehe its ok!
CG: *he smiles slightly and hugs him back*
CG: ((i have to go D: sorry! but it was great rping with you ^^))
CG: ((bye))
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