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Published: 2013-07-08 21:03:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 295; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Description turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
EB: oh. hey dave.
TG: sup john
EB: nothing much really...you?
TG: same, not much to do
TG: other than be to cool to comprehend
EB: sooo cool.
TG: was that sarcasm
TG: do you doubt my cool
EB: maybe, maybe not...
TG: for real john
TG: im the coolest guy youll ever meet
EB: you sure about that?
TG: positive
EB: i don't know, man...
EB: your coolness seems to be fading.
TG: im as cool as i always was
TG: and i will always be this cool
EB: sure you will.
TG: shut up john
TG: im the coolest and you know it
EB: i don't know, dave...
TG: what
EB: you're in denial.
TG: yeah
TG: well deal with it
TG: im the coolest
TG: and thats all there is on the matter
EB: alright alright fine.
TG: good
EB: dave strider is the coolest. we all bow at his feet.
TG: even the fucking president
EB: i will tell stories of him to my children.
TG: about me
TG: or about the president
EB: about you.
TG: goog
TG: (good*)
EB: all will bask in strider glory.
TG: as they should
EB: nah but seriously, what are you up to?
EB: besides being cool of course.
TG: thats all i ever do
EB: laame.
EB: you working on any sick beats?
TG: obviously thats not true john
TG: yeah
TG: so sick
EB: what are they about?
TG: just
TG: ironic shit
TG: apple juice ham
TG: strifes
TG: you know the works
EB: really?
EB: nothing else at all?
TG: yes and no
EB: lay it on me.
TG: not gonna happen
EB: if you don't tell me i'll just ask rose.
TG: do you honestly think id tell rose
EB: yes, i do.
EB: and you obviously did because she just told me you've been talking to her about a certain someone...
EB: but she won't tell me who it is the jerk.
TG: god dammit rose
EB: so you could tell rose but not your best bro, huh?
TG: what
EB: well you're crushing on someone, obviously.
EB: who's the lucky guy or girl?
TG: like hell im gonna tell you
EB:
TG: dont gimme that look
EB: pleeease?
TG: no dude
EB: i won't laugh or judge you or anything.
TG: yeah you will
EB: no i won't!
TG: thats what rose said
TG: she still did
EB: i'm not rose.
EB: you can tell me man.
TG: no bro
TG: not gonna happen
EB: please?
EB: i'll tell you my crush!
TG: i dont believe you
EB: i will though.
EB: should i guess?
TG: i dont care
EB: dave, please.
TG: guess if you want
EB: you're worrying me dude!
TG: how
TG: whats so worrying
EB: you're acting like you can't trust me or anything.
TG: i can trust you dude
TG: just
TG: not with this
EB: you can trust me with anything, man.
EB: it sounds like it's really effecting you a ton.
EB: especially if you went to lalonde for advice!
TG: dude
TG: can we just drop it
EB: i guess if you want to... but it's really worrying me and i wouldn't appreciate it...
TG: well
TG: uh
TG: i guess
TG: i could tell you
EB: please do, man.
TG: only if
TG: you tell me yours first
EB: ...who said i had a crush?
TG: you did
EB: oh yeah, i did.
EB: oops.
EB: ...this doesn't sound like such a good idea anymore...
TG: what happened to being best bros john
TG: you can trust me
EB: can i at least guess your crush?
TG: yeah but im probably going to say no even if you guess right
EB: can you at least tell me why rose freaked out then?
TG: i dont know
TG: why does rose do anything
EB: was it like.
EB: a bad freakout?
EB: or more of an "i knew it" freakout?
TG: kinda both i guess
EB: was it like an "dude that's illegal and wrong" freakout?
TG: no
TG: no it wasnt what do you take me for john
EB: just wondering, man!
EB: so you really want me to tell you my crush.
EB: how about i count to three and we both tell each other at the same time?
TG: how about you just say it because you can trust me
EB: ...alright.
EB: but i don't know if you want to know...
TG: if you want to know mine bad enough
EB: i do...
TG: then just say it
EB: okay.
EB: ...it's you.
EB: i'm sorry.
TG: ....
EB: i'll just...go i guess.
EB: i fucked up.
TG: no john
TG: wait
EB: what?
EB: i've already fucked up.
TG: uh
TG: my raps dude
TG: they were about you
TG: you didnt fuck up
EB: ...
EB: ha ha, dave.
EB: really funny.
TG: what
EB: did rose tell you?
TG: you think im kidding now
TG: no she didnt tell me anything
EB: pretty much...i don't see why you'd like me so...
TG: i could pretty much say the same thing
EB: ...dude, you're serious?
TG: yes jesus christ
EB: why?
EB: you deserve better than me, man.
TG: thats for me to decide bro
EB: but it's true.
TG: but its not
ectoBiologist [EB] disconnected.
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