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MajesticWolfs — My Twilight Dream
Published: 2010-02-09 02:10:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1422; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 3
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This happened to me when they released the first trailer of New Moon and began playing it. I dreamed of incinerating the last twilight book and tieing up all the twitards and letting them watch in horror! >
Then I woke up to my friend yelling "Get up Nikki!" We walked to the bus stop together and she wouldn't shut her face. So I put in my headphones and listened to my songs on my Ipod Touch. Then on the bus she asked me about New Moon and those are both the exact words we said >xD Anyways... I hate twilights
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Anti Twitards= smart
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*falls on ground laughing*
this is to funny! yes, i like twilight, but i still get a kick out of these clever jokes!
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i wish I had dreams of burninh twilight books
Yay Anti Twitard!
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Oh god XD
I would love too those twitards faces as the stupid book burns!
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XD What would be even better is if they had to watch Stephanie Meyer's hardrive get erased!
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I have the temptation to take the actual Twilight book, borrow my brother's lighter, then set it on fire, take a picture of it, and post it here. Hmm...
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look up 'burn twilight book' on youtube. there some funny stuff there 
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personally I call them "TwiliTards" just because it sounds better to me...oh well
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Twatlight
Old Moon
Declipse
Breaking Wind
THE GAME
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I want to gather all the twitards, and all the twlight related items together, tie up the twitards with steel cable so theres no way they can get free, in a steel cage, and surround them in twilight stuff, with a line leading to it (they can see everything) then drench all of it in gasoline, napalm, lighter fluid, and some gun powder for good measure, then drop a lit Zippo on the pile, and laugh as they cry over there precious edward burning them
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dood ditto O.o though It was 2 months before the first movie came out... I had finished the last book (sadly I was a Twitard then YES I WAS AN ADICT BEFOR I ACTUALLY MET FANATICS!!!) it was freaky.... o.o I just remembered a picture I had drawn when I was a Twitard.... OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THE FLIPPIN SPARKELY FARIE EDWARD(drew a pic of him carring me... GAH! I'M SO GOING TO BURN IT AND TAKE PICTURES!! MMMMMMUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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lol!! agreed: not a big fan of twilight.
lol i remember I was talking about songs with meh friend and They're all like:
"get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now! Edward: I cant!!"
lol >3
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