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Description Well it is Christmas and I thought that I should post something special so I posted this really disturbing moment from Superman's Girlfriend Lois Land issue #59 better known as one of the most sexist comic book series ever made and this comes from a guy who has read the classic 1980s comic Sultry Teenage Super Foxes by one of the greatest comic writers ever Gary Brodsky as you can clearly see in the first panel Lois Lane has just traveled back through time to when the planet Krypton was still around in that weird bubble like time machine in the background which is best known as the Popemobile Go-Cart Time Machine yes your heard me correctly the Popemobile Go-Cart Time Machine god I freaking love the Silver Age and yes I know that the time machine is called a Time Globe but Popemobile Go-Cart Time Machine sounds way better but who cares about the best named time machine ever when we can see Lois Lane just after arrived outside Jor El and Lara El's home the house of El that being the home of a master scientist on a alien planet that is lightyears ahead of us in technology looks like a freaking normal suburban house with a child Kal El aka Superman playing outside and Lois being Lois she is weary exited in seeing Superman as a child and she just has to make contact but instead of doing logical like saying hie to the future savior of humanity or maybe tell his parents about their son's amazing destiny to protect mankind Lois grabs the pore baby and starts to kiss him like a maniac yes Lois Lane just molested Superman wow and people complained that Man of Steel being way to dark when this shit happened in the fucking Silver Age hell even Bella Swan would call Lois a crazy obsessed bitch and I just love that there is child molestation in a comic that was approved by the fucking Comic Code Authority yes the fucking ass holes who that demanded that comics should be made more kid friendly after complaints from stupid parents and after the so called expert Fredrich Wertham claimed that violent comics caused violence because gasp young people in jail read comics what is next Marijuana turnes you into a violent rapist satanist maniac oh wait but back to the glorious disturbing image of Lois Lane molesting little Kal El and to be honest I am really shocked that this weary dark moment in Kal El's childhood did not scar him for life and turned him into a freaking psycho who traveled around and killed people with a giant 4 barrel minigun oh wait that also actually fucking happened I don't know what the writers of the comic were thinking while writing this masterpiece back in the year 1965 maybe they knew that once in the not to distant future people on the Super Information Highway were going to talk about it and if that was that casa then I just want to say thank you thank you for giving us this disturbing comic panel that somehow made me miss Super-Merman
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thelegoking99 [2020-12-20 02:54:22 +0000 UTC]

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FlashHarelKrash [2017-02-24 03:15:51 +0000 UTC]

THE FLYING FUCK?!

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Xandyballz [2014-02-06 14:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Who knew that Krypton looked just like 1950s US suburbia? lol

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MALTIAN In reply to Xandyballz [2014-02-06 15:59:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I know but to be honest that is the least of this wonderful comics problems

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Jrose2013 [2014-01-07 14:25:50 +0000 UTC]

nice!

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MALTIAN In reply to Jrose2013 [2014-01-07 15:35:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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