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Well it's May the 4th so I decided to post something Star Wars related so here is the time where Yoda one of the most compassionate characters from all of Star Wars dropped the mother fucking Death Star on Coroscant and kill the mother fucking Emperor and about two trillions innocent people while Luke Han and Leia did not give a fuck and yes this did not happen in the actual Star Wars timeline this actually happened in the Star Wars Infinities comic series which is pretty much the Star Wars version of Marvel's What If...? and this comic explores what would happen if Luke Skywalker had not succeeded in the Death Star trench run during the battle of Yavin 4 and the result is pretty much Yavin 4 getting fucking nuked and Leia being taken prisoner and turned to the Dark Side by Dart Vader while Luke and Han run into Yoda so that Luke can train to become a Jedi and after some time they decide to go and save Leia and take out the Emperor which involves Yoda and R2D2 getting onto the Death Star while Luke and Han land on Coroscant in order to save Leia and things do not go well on their side until Darth Vader turns to the light side of the Force and is killed trying to save Luke Han and Leia and then Yoda decides you know what fuck it I'm going to commit mass murder in order to kill Palpatine and uses the mind trick on Grand Moff Tarkin and has him drop the mother fucking Death Star right on top of the emperor and R2D2 does not give a fuck about being made a part of this because apparently Yoda promised him 72 sexbot's fresh of the assembly line in the afterlife and the really crazy thing is that even after killing trillions Yoda still became a freaking Force Ghost because apparently the Force does not give a fuck and what's even more crazy is that the issue where Yoda pretty much does space 9/11 came out in November 2001 only two months after the September 11 attacks

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Well it's May the 4th so I decided to post something Star Wars related so here is the time where Yoda one of the most compassionate characters from all of Star Wars dropped the mother fucking Death Star on Coroscant and kill the mother fucking Emperor and about two trillions innocent people while Luke Han and Leia did not give a fuck and yes this did not happen in the actual Star Wars timeline this actually happened in the Star Wars Infinities comic series which is pretty much the Star Wars version of Marvel's What If...? and this comic explores what would happen if Luke Skywalker had not succeeded in the Death Star trench run during the battle of Yavin 4 and the result is pretty much Yavin 4 getting fucking nuked and Leia being taken prisoner and turned to the Dark Side by Dart Vader while Luke and Han run into Yoda so that Luke can train to become a Jedi and after some time they decide to go and save Leia and take out the Emperor which involves Yoda and R2D2 getting onto the Death Star while Luke and Han land on Coroscant in order to save Leia and things do not go well on their side until Darth Vader turns to the light side of the Force and is killed trying to save Luke Han and Leia and then Yoda decides you know what fuck it I'm going to commit mass murder in order to kill Palpatine and uses the mind trick on Grand Moff Tarkin and has him drop the mother fucking Death Star right on top of the emperor and R2D2 does not give a fuck about being made a part of this because apparently Yoda promised him 72 sexbot's fresh of the assembly line in the afterlife and the really crazy thing is that even after killing trillions Yoda still became a freaking Force Ghost because apparently the Force does not give a fuck and what's even more crazy is that the issue where Yoda pretty much does space 9/11 came out in November 2001 only two months after the September 11 attacks