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NordicWyrm [2012-09-24 15:29:34 +0000 UTC]
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anythihng. xDD
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Lita12356 [2012-03-15 17:36:37 +0000 UTC]
O my God!!!!)))))))))))))))))
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Shairlyn [2012-02-25 06:07:56 +0000 UTC]
I've only played through Chapter 1 and I'm already in love with Iorveth. I shall have to look out for this as I play his path, it made me laugh!
One has to wonder how freakin' long he's been running around in the woods in the same set of clothing, which looks like old elf armour and a donkey jacket he's nicked off a dead human. That boy needs a bath!
And I will happily give him one, in that nice romantic bathtub in the Elvan ruins. Once I've kicked Geralt and Tris out. Sheesh, talk about your gratuitous scenes. And what about the girl gamers? Iorveth needs to get his gear off.
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maqeurious In reply to Nifriel [2011-07-17 02:47:02 +0000 UTC]
lol, yes seeing him scratch himself made my tough guy image of him wane, but also made him seem more.. human I guess lmao! Even the best of them get itchy privates lmao!
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Nifriel In reply to maqeurious [2011-07-17 07:07:31 +0000 UTC]
He would be angry about comparing him a to human. xD And this is what makes the Witcher so epic. There are no super heroes there, every character is just normal as many other persons. But their actions are sometimes heroic.
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Sialyx [2011-06-28 20:27:49 +0000 UTC]
He's all "MY GENITALS ITCH!!" *scratchscratch*
Lawl, thanks for making my day. It's hilarious as heck, but geeeeze. That kinda ruined the cool image I had of him... Alteast a bit xD
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maqeurious In reply to Sialyx [2011-06-29 03:22:34 +0000 UTC]
Haha, me too. He's all badass and cool, then he digs in his crotch lmao! Meh, he's still badass, just an itchy one lol.
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maqeurious In reply to afrodite-kallipygos [2011-06-12 03:22:49 +0000 UTC]
hehe, I didn't notice it my first play through either lol. He's such a... man lol.
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Rafalskimi [2011-05-31 18:42:54 +0000 UTC]
Well, even an inspiring and charismatic freedom fighter needs to scratch himself if he feels itchy. XD
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maqeurious In reply to Rafalskimi [2011-06-01 03:42:19 +0000 UTC]
Hells, I don't mind at all. Scrape those barnacles!!!
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maqeurious In reply to Monimonst [2011-05-31 16:09:44 +0000 UTC]
Ohhh me too!!! Mmmm.. soapy elf is soapy!
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maqeurious In reply to Monimonst [2011-05-31 17:11:27 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, well, I suppose I'll take one for the team and clean his um.... unmentionables. You know, coz he's itchy and all
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maqeurious In reply to Monimonst [2011-05-31 17:43:50 +0000 UTC]
Well, I'm used to taking on big jobs.
Ok... EWW! That grossed even ME out! lmao!
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Soukyan In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 19:43:23 +0000 UTC]
and I still find it funny XDD
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Rana-E In reply to maqeurious [2011-06-04 04:20:15 +0000 UTC]
wifey you're scaring me...
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maqeurious In reply to Rana-E [2011-06-05 14:00:09 +0000 UTC]
Hehe, be afraid!!
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maqeurious In reply to Soukyan [2011-05-31 16:13:58 +0000 UTC]
Hehe.. if only you knew lol! I'm a stay home wifey, so I have A LOT of time on my hands lol!
Now.. I have my sponge ready, all I'm missing is a naked elf
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KuroSebastian [2011-05-31 14:03:38 +0000 UTC]
jajajajajajaja epic!
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KuroSebastian In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 15:47:51 +0000 UTC]
you know,you give an idea,give me a couple of minutes I will upload something for you.
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KuroSebastian In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 18:53:42 +0000 UTC]
jejeje well I couple of minutes is a couple of hours in my world...XDD but I almost finish
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Scarledian [2011-05-31 12:26:27 +0000 UTC]
It's called itchy. Not so much a body problem as much as clothes simply need a wash..
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maqeurious In reply to Scarledian [2011-05-31 13:19:04 +0000 UTC]
You know what makes it even more epic? The fact that he spreads his leg to get a good cupping, Hahaha! Classic.
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Scarledian In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 13:29:19 +0000 UTC]
XD
Motion Capture, fuck yeah
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SecretBroker [2011-05-31 10:49:55 +0000 UTC]
Geralt has done it really oft XD
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maqeurious In reply to SecretBroker [2011-05-31 10:54:41 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I just thought this was hilarious. I was walking past him in Vergen and out of the corner of my eye I saw him start diggin' on himself. I almost spat my coffee all over the computer screen lol. I have this 'ideal' picture of Iorveth in my mind, and it sure as hell doesn't include him scratching his balls lol! Every time I re-start this game I seem to find something else that makes me laugh.
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