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Published: 2011-05-31 10:47:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 5319; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 137
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Description Until I can get a better shot, this will have to do.

Soooooo, looks like our darling elf has a little..*ahem*... hygenie issue LMAO! Either that or he's just doing what 90% of the males on Earth, (and some females) do. Scratch deez nutz baby!

Ahahahaha... I need a life
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MichellesPenScratchz [2013-04-20 13:57:58 +0000 UTC]

Geralt: You too, huh?
Iorveth: What?
Geralt: Margot's elf whores back in Flotsam.
Iorveth: Shut up.

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Yrdenne In reply to MichellesPenScratchz [2017-01-11 21:21:49 +0000 UTC]

  

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NordicWyrm [2012-09-24 15:29:34 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anythihng. xDD

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Lita12356 [2012-03-15 17:36:37 +0000 UTC]

O my God!!!!)))))))))))))))))

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Shairlyn [2012-02-25 06:07:56 +0000 UTC]

I've only played through Chapter 1 and I'm already in love with Iorveth. I shall have to look out for this as I play his path, it made me laugh!
One has to wonder how freakin' long he's been running around in the woods in the same set of clothing, which looks like old elf armour and a donkey jacket he's nicked off a dead human. That boy needs a bath!
And I will happily give him one, in that nice romantic bathtub in the Elvan ruins. Once I've kicked Geralt and Tris out. Sheesh, talk about your gratuitous scenes. And what about the girl gamers? Iorveth needs to get his gear off.

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Nifriel [2011-07-16 16:46:13 +0000 UTC]

OMG My vision of Iorveth has smashed into pieces! Anyway this is a sign that I should use my idea in fanfic which I'm writing. Now he is even more epic than before... Dunno why I haven't seen this when I was playing TW2.

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maqeurious In reply to Nifriel [2011-07-17 02:47:02 +0000 UTC]

lol, yes seeing him scratch himself made my tough guy image of him wane, but also made him seem more.. human I guess lmao! Even the best of them get itchy privates lmao!

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Nifriel In reply to maqeurious [2011-07-17 07:07:31 +0000 UTC]

He would be angry about comparing him a to human. xD And this is what makes the Witcher so epic. There are no super heroes there, every character is just normal as many other persons. But their actions are sometimes heroic.

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Sialyx [2011-06-28 20:27:49 +0000 UTC]

He's all "MY GENITALS ITCH!!" *scratchscratch*

Lawl, thanks for making my day. It's hilarious as heck, but geeeeze. That kinda ruined the cool image I had of him... Alteast a bit xD

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maqeurious In reply to Sialyx [2011-06-29 03:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha, me too. He's all badass and cool, then he digs in his crotch lmao! Meh, he's still badass, just an itchy one lol.

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afrodite-kallipygos [2011-06-11 09:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Damn! IORWETH <3
Hahaha, I didn't see that in game!

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maqeurious In reply to afrodite-kallipygos [2011-06-12 03:22:49 +0000 UTC]

hehe, I didn't notice it my first play through either lol. He's such a... man lol.

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Miss-Tristie-Enne [2011-06-02 05:59:48 +0000 UTC]

that's...a little creepy...

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maqeurious In reply to Miss-Tristie-Enne [2011-06-03 04:46:51 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, he's got the itch

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Rafalskimi [2011-05-31 18:42:54 +0000 UTC]

Well, even an inspiring and charismatic freedom fighter needs to scratch himself if he feels itchy. XD

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maqeurious In reply to Rafalskimi [2011-06-01 03:42:19 +0000 UTC]

Hells, I don't mind at all. Scrape those barnacles!!!

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Monimonst [2011-05-31 15:55:01 +0000 UTC]

Hehe I saw that too. Made me laugh my head of. Oh Iorveth, take those clothes of and have a bath. Ill help

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maqeurious In reply to Monimonst [2011-05-31 16:09:44 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh me too!!! Mmmm.. soapy elf is soapy!

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Monimonst In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 17:08:22 +0000 UTC]

Ill wash those ears.

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maqeurious In reply to Monimonst [2011-05-31 17:11:27 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, well, I suppose I'll take one for the team and clean his um.... unmentionables. You know, coz he's itchy and all

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Monimonst In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 17:26:27 +0000 UTC]

Well someones gotta do it your generous indeed for taking on such a task

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maqeurious In reply to Monimonst [2011-05-31 17:43:50 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm used to taking on big jobs.




Ok... EWW! That grossed even ME out! lmao!

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Soukyan In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 19:43:23 +0000 UTC]

and I still find it funny XDD

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maqeurious In reply to Soukyan [2011-06-01 03:45:24 +0000 UTC]

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Rana-E In reply to maqeurious [2011-06-04 04:20:15 +0000 UTC]

wifey you're scaring me...

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maqeurious In reply to Rana-E [2011-06-05 14:00:09 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, be afraid!!

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Soukyan [2011-05-31 15:47:57 +0000 UTC]

well stop laughing and grab a sponge! Time to take off those skirts, mr elf, bath time with some fans
I laughed more at all those comments than at the picture itself, while picture is hilarious too I like you and your slight lack of real life for TW2 occupies it!

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maqeurious In reply to Soukyan [2011-05-31 16:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Hehe.. if only you knew lol! I'm a stay home wifey, so I have A LOT of time on my hands lol!

Now.. I have my sponge ready, all I'm missing is a naked elf

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KuroSebastian [2011-05-31 14:03:38 +0000 UTC]

jajajajajajaja epic!

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maqeurious In reply to KuroSebastian [2011-05-31 15:07:46 +0000 UTC]

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KuroSebastian In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 15:47:51 +0000 UTC]

you know,you give an idea,give me a couple of minutes I will upload something for you.

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maqeurious In reply to KuroSebastian [2011-05-31 16:14:50 +0000 UTC]

Cool!

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KuroSebastian In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 18:53:42 +0000 UTC]

jejeje well I couple of minutes is a couple of hours in my world...XDD but I almost finish

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maqeurious In reply to KuroSebastian [2011-06-01 03:49:30 +0000 UTC]

Cool, can't wait to see

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Scarledian [2011-05-31 12:26:27 +0000 UTC]

It's called itchy. Not so much a body problem as much as clothes simply need a wash..

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maqeurious In reply to Scarledian [2011-05-31 13:19:04 +0000 UTC]

You know what makes it even more epic? The fact that he spreads his leg to get a good cupping, Hahaha! Classic.

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Scarledian In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 13:29:19 +0000 UTC]

XD
Motion Capture, fuck yeah

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Eisenschnabel [2011-05-31 11:01:01 +0000 UTC]

WTF? xDDD

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maqeurious In reply to Eisenschnabel [2011-05-31 11:26:11 +0000 UTC]

Shhhh... I think he's got the crabs

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DarkKillerSheep [2011-05-31 11:00:41 +0000 UTC]

this is awesome XD

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maqeurious In reply to DarkKillerSheep [2011-05-31 11:26:29 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, sure as hell made me laugh

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SecretBroker [2011-05-31 10:49:55 +0000 UTC]

Geralt has done it really oft XD

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maqeurious In reply to SecretBroker [2011-05-31 10:54:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I just thought this was hilarious. I was walking past him in Vergen and out of the corner of my eye I saw him start diggin' on himself. I almost spat my coffee all over the computer screen lol. I have this 'ideal' picture of Iorveth in my mind, and it sure as hell doesn't include him scratching his balls lol! Every time I re-start this game I seem to find something else that makes me laugh.

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SecretBroker In reply to maqeurious [2011-05-31 11:05:25 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean! btw, I never see Roche doing that? XD

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