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Down in the hills of old Missouri,
Where the trees are tall and the animals furry,
There was a boy, known sea to sea,
As the meanest kid in history.
He’d brake your rake, and laugh in your face,
Kick your dog, invade your space,
Drink your milk, steal your boat,
Shatter your windows, kill your goat,
TP your house, crash your car,
Raise up your tab at the bar,
Stomp on your tulips, burn your shed,
Stretch out your underwear, jump on your bed.
The name of this kid, you’ll be surprised to see,
Happens to be the same one as me.