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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 03:49:05 +0000 UTC]

He'd probably bite your fingers off if you gave him one, shooting a tranquilizer from far away would be safer... restart dart?

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 03:50:10 +0000 UTC]

oh god,, yea I rather that tranquilizer instead. I don't need his biRD tEeth bIting mE

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 04:27:33 +0000 UTC]

"they say you require the same amount of force to bite through a human finger as you do a carrot

LET'S PUT THAT TO THE TEST"

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 04:56:18 +0000 UTC]

NAH NO T H A N K S

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 05:57:39 +0000 UTC]

YES

I WILL F E E D

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 08:06:07 +0000 UTC]

GO FEED SOMEwhEre eLse

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 08:12:38 +0000 UTC]

NO I MUST FEEEEEEEEEEED NOW

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 08:32:04 +0000 UTC]

NO YOU'RE NOT THAT HUNGRY. GO SIT IN A CORNER

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 08:35:10 +0000 UTC]

YES I AM I AM HUNGRY FOR FLESH NOT CORNER

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 08:55:02 +0000 UTC]

GO EAT ASS GODDAMN IT

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 09:07:51 +0000 UTC]

I'LL EAT YOUR ASS GODDAMN IT

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 09:15:26 +0000 UTC]

NO MY ASS IS RESERVED SHOO SHOO

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 09:20:13 +0000 UTC]

I GOT A VIP PASS NOW LEMME AT IT I WANNA TOSS SOME SALAD

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 09:33:47 +0000 UTC]

I DONT THINK SO. YOU'D BE BETTER OFF TOSSING YOUR OWN SALAD

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 09:45:28 +0000 UTC]

I CANT REACH MY OWN SALAD. THE RIBS GET IN THE WAY

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 09:54:32 +0000 UTC]

TEACH YOURSELF FLEXIBILITY. YOU'LL HAVE FUN EATING YOUR ASS IN NO TIME

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 10:00:29 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLp0GM… THIS IS THE ONLY TUTORIAL I COULD FIND ON EATING YOUR OWN ASS AND IT'S A THREE SECOND LONG VIDEO OF A CAT


I AM NOT A CAT

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 10:09:35 +0000 UTC]

WELL I CAN't heLP YOu, BIRD

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 10:41:34 +0000 UTC]

YOU CAN HELP ME BY LEMME SMASH

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-13 12:03:36 +0000 UTC]

NO YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ME

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-13 23:26:13 +0000 UTC]

YES I WILL TOUCH YOU 
I NEED THE BOOT

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-14 01:08:30 +0000 UTC]

*GETS NEWSPAPER* YOU STAY AWAY YOU FILTHY THING

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-14 03:12:11 +0000 UTC]

DONT HIT ME HISSSSS

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-14 05:46:15 +0000 UTC]

THEN DON'T TOUCH ME YOU BIG RAT

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-14 08:06:32 +0000 UTC]

I AM NOT A RAT YOU STALE PIECE OF GARLIC BREAD

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-14 11:40:59 +0000 UTC]

EXCUUSE ME. IF ANYTHING, IM A FRESH PIECE OF GARLIC BREAD. GET IT RIGHT

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-14 20:59:18 +0000 UTC]

NAH YOU STALE AND CRUSTY MATE

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-15 05:42:34 +0000 UTC]

FIGHT ME UGLY

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-15 17:18:41 +0000 UTC]

*gASP* I WILL POOPFACE

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-15 23:20:26 +0000 UTC]

You know wHAT,,EHH NEVERMIND I DONT WANT AN UGLY RAT SWINGING AT ME IT'LL RUIN ME

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-16 05:04:44 +0000 UTC]

YEH YOU DO YEE WEE  SHEET CEMERE

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-16 05:47:04 +0000 UTC]

WHWH SPEAK ENGLISH UGLY

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-16 07:26:42 +0000 UTC]

ERES ESTUPIDA GRINGA NO HABLO INGLES PORQUE LOS BLANCOS SON AYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-16 16:51:34 +0000 UTC]

Oh goD WHAT THE HELL

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-16 23:29:21 +0000 UTC]

ME GUSTAN LAS TETAS GRANDES Y YO COMO LOS BEBES
AYUDAME 

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-17 01:39:07 +0000 UTC]

I ONLY SPEAKA ENGLISHA

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-17 03:29:54 +0000 UTC]

*SLAPS YOU IN SPANISH* NO 

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-17 03:44:02 +0000 UTC]

OH YES HIT ME DADDY😩😩😩😩🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👌👌👌

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-17 06:27:06 +0000 UTC]

oh fuck no nibba not this shit miss me with that daddy shit

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-18 00:55:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh yESsSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss fiCK MICH       

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-19 19:33:07 +0000 UTC]

OH NOO NAH IM GOOD    

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-20 01:53:57 +0000 UTC]

ILL WHIP OPEN MY LEGGGSSSS

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Marispider In reply to Pantyful [2017-07-22 08:41:00 +0000 UTC]

WOOAAAHHHHHHH DAISY DUKES MAKE THE MEN GO "THAT'S MISANDRIST"

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Pantyful In reply to Marispider [2017-07-23 08:07:22 +0000 UTC]

*alpaca whistling in the distance **

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Marispider In reply to Mobcraft101 [2017-07-05 22:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Heavy: if you kill heavy, who will tiny doktor hide behind in war? now hush

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Marispider In reply to DrMoonRay [2017-07-02 14:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Heavy: mnnnnnnngg  my attempt at scared heavy

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