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marshall-Tharidus ā angry marine launcher
Published: 2010-04-15 21:41:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 28988; Favourites: 455; Downloads: 2844
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my first contribution to the angry marines.Related content
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CUNT BITCH DICK WEED FUCK BITCH CUM STAIN PISS ASSHOLE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I thought your typical slaaneshi cultists like it rammed back up there? *ponders promethium vaseline*
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I'M GONNA RAM MY FUCKING CHAINSWORD UP THEIR ASSES, SEE HOW THOSE COCKSUCKERS LIKE THAT!
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Oooooh, it vibrates!
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IT'S A FUCKING CHAINSWORD, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK IT WAS GONNA DO, SHOOT GAY ASS RAINBOWS AND SHIT?!
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Well I have seen one somewhere with lubed up freaky tongues on it. *shudders*
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THATS PROBABLY SOME SLANESSHI FAGGOT SHIT, THIS BADASS IS THE REAL DEAL! *Revs chainsword*
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I'M ALWAYS ANGRY, MOTHERFUCKER!!
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Dude take a chill pill. Can't take a chill pill then take a chill strip. Stick it under the tongue, chill.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU CUNT BITCH WANKER FUCKING FUCKER BITCH SHITTER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Proceeds to rip you apart, atom by atom, until there is NOTHING remaining*
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Oh silly, you know you can't kill the God of pissing people off.
*snaps and comes back together*
so can we talk about your anger problem?
*pulls out two chairs and sits in one*
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*Kicks the chair at your face, which smashes your head off and it splatters onto the wall behind you* FUCK YOU!!!
(PS. How long have we been RPing? XD)
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*back flips while head remains on the ground in jam form, scraps it back up and plops it down his esophagus, head regrows.* mm delicious head jam, but I think that your anger problem comes from lack of dick.
(a long ass time XD. This is to awesome to end.)
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LACK OF DICK?!?!? WHAT 'BOUT YOU, YOU HAVE A DICK, CUNTHEAD? *Proceeds to rip out your pancreas and bitch slap you in the face several times with it*
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*eats pancreas when you go to smack me with it.* I may have a dick and i am a dick but at least I don't sound like I was brushing my dog and the brush and dog went down my throat. But you are proving my point, your esterogen levels are off the charts. Are you menstrating right now?
*pulls a shit eating grin and steals all your armour.*
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I AM PURE RAGE AT ITS FINEST, MOTHERFUCKER!!
*You're unable to remove my armour, and while you're trying to, I bitch slap you from Holy Terra and back*
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*while you smack me I pull out a chair, stick it on your palm, pull out a clipboard and pen with a pair of glasses.* so I take it that you've been on your period for about two millennia, that's not healthly, people should only be this bitchy for a month or two max.
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*Takes the chair and bludgeons your face in with it* FUCK YOU, BITCH!!! ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!!
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*writes something down on the clip board*
yep always menstrating all the time.*catches chair when you try to kick my face in with it.*
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*Backhands you in the face while you're hand is on the chair, sending you flying into the wall and through it. Your clipboard also breaks*
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Me: *casually kicks off from the ground, sending me and my chair rolling backwards while writing on the clip board.* feels the need to waste energy in order to beat my head in when I resort to basic profanity. Best way to sort this out would be...*taps pen against chin rapidly* oh I know. *looks off to the left and yells* Slaanesh! Mr angsty face wants a good hard dicking!
slaanesh: *appears out of no where with crowbar.* SEX NAO!!!!
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*Without even looking, punches Slaanesh in the face, causing it's head to explode. The body then melts back into the warp*
YOU NEED WHORES TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK?! THATS FUCKING PATHETIC!! *Gets out a Storm Bolter and riddles you full of high velocity explosive shells*
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Mmh mmh I see. *scribbles on clipboard. Bolts flying all around me.* ok this is what I can recommend for your problem. *shows a picture of two guys bum fucking and points to the submissive one* this is you. *points at the dominant one* and that's practically everyone else.
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NOPE! *Grabs the picture and scribbles on it. When I'm finished the submissive guy is you and the guy bum fucking him is an ANGRY MARINE*
THIS *Points to you in the picture* IS YOU. AND THIS *Points to the Marine fucking you in the pic* IS ME
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*shit eating grin* Never knew you swung that way and I'm flattered that you like me so much also it says on your personel file that your name is "Richard, Edward ter"... *bursts into uncontrollable laughter* XD
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IT WAS METAPHORICAL. AND IT COULD SAY THE SAME OF YOU, CUNTLICKER. OH AND ANGRY MARINES DON'T KEEP FILES, YOU LYING SHIT! *Bitchslaps you in the face hard*
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*face revolves around my head and settles back into place, still laughing uncontrollably* hey you said it yourself and fuck it that was hilarious! XDĀ
(if you don get the joke abriviate it and you get dick E, ter and what does that sound like? That's right children it says dick eater. Merry Christmas)
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(Holy fucking shit thats genius XD)
I KNOW WHATS HILARIOUS! THIS! *Vaporises your entire head with a Stormblade*
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*face reforms around stormblade so the blade is coming out my mouth, chomp down shattering the blade.* well people said I should get more iron in my diet.
(thanks I came up with that one with my brother when we were thinking of joke names.)
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(Erm, the Stormblade is a variation of the Baneblade :/ )
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(Whoops my table top warhammer is worse than my Irish aka absolute shit) *eats the tank and burps put a Mars pattern shell which explodes into pizza.*
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(You're Irish?)
*The pizzas explode and out come millions of nurglings*
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(Nope, I'm english, hence my sense of humour)Ā
*nurglings explode in billions of angry whoppers* time for some really manly food. *bites into a whopper and finishes it in less time then it took for Atari to ruin western game industry.*
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*The whoppers explode into tons of chilly peppers. I catch one of them and eat it whole* CHILLY PEPPERS ARE FOR MEN, UNLIKE YOU, BITCH!
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*clicks fingers, all chilly pepper turn into ghost peppers (3 mil sc where jalepenios are 3k sc) inhales twelve*two can play the more manly food game! *one ghost pepper touches ground and burns through planet in a second*
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PFT, EASY AS FUCK! *starts gobbling ghost peppers without stopping. After eating every single one of then isn't even fazed*
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YEP, YOU FUCKING CUNTSNIFFER Ā
OH AND BY THE WAY, THE ONES YOU ATE WERE DOG SHIT. SO YOU LIKE DOG SHIT!! AHAHAHA!!!
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Well speaking of large amounts of shit *clicks fingers, all your armour turns into frozen shit* at least I don wear it, also the ones you ate were eclairs
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*Looks down at the now frozen armor and glares at it for a few seconds, using pure RAEG to turn it back to normal* I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ECLAIRS ARE, BUT I SURE AT SHITFAWK KNOW... *Pulls out the TURNSOMEFAGGOTINTOAPENIS gun and shoots you with it* YOU'RE A DICK, YOU FUCKING DICK!!!
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Well people do call me a massive dick and I have one but this is to literal for my taste *reverts back to normal pulls out the vaginification gun and shoots you with it turning you into a vagina* then again you being a massive cunt right now so ehh
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*In the blink of an eye turns back to normal, and grabs the vaginanation gun and shoots you with it* I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU, CUNT!
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*opens a portal infront of the gun barrel and another behind you, when hit by the second shot you turn into a Siamese cunt*
well I heard of backfiring but that was just short sighted.
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*Turns ass back to normal, then gets out a rocket launcher, and fires it straight up your asshole* BACKFIRING? MORE LIKE ASS FIRING, ASSHOLE!!
*The rocket, still burning delta-v, shoots you up into the air, fire trailing from your ass*
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*not fazed at all.* shouldn't have had that last taco.
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*You hear a beeping, and you look back at the shlong stuck up your ass just as it explodes*Ā
WOW, I NEVER KNEW TACOS WERE EXPLOSIVE
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*emerges from explosion, not fazed* how else would it give explosive diarreia.
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