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MasterMario90 In reply to ??? [2010-06-05 18:42:46 +0000 UTC]
How can you not knoW?
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HyperCloudStrife [2010-06-04 23:11:26 +0000 UTC]
omg thats so funny...But Poor omega. (he is my friend btw)
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Kimeria87 [2010-06-04 20:37:29 +0000 UTC]
lol! XDD
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Crush-the-Wolf [2010-06-04 18:54:58 +0000 UTC]
This is hilarious! XD
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ErnestoGP [2010-06-04 18:43:38 +0000 UTC]
LOL, I'm not even going to ASK how he pulled that off!
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Niverian77 [2010-06-04 18:34:24 +0000 UTC]
Omega: yeah...which you might learn a valuable lesson....flying cars are no better than thoes on the ground......wish I would have known that sooner.....*Sigh*
(Thanks..it's hilarious!!)
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-04 18:42:49 +0000 UTC]
Omega: you'd think getting hit by a ground car is bad enough..try flying at 50 miles an hour and then getting hit by a flying car at nearly 60 and you are in the air so gravity is pulling down on it.....add that with the man driving saying "Jane, stop this crazy thing!!" I smell a lawsuit..anyone in your family a lawyer?
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-04 18:45:56 +0000 UTC]
Omega: Kuriboh is a lawyer? You got to be joking....
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-04 18:48:38 +0000 UTC]
Drika: Kuriboh just finished law school, and then he works in the little office every night. He'll take care of everything.
Kuriboh: Ok mister Omega, I might need you to wite this signature here.
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-04 18:51:52 +0000 UTC]
Omega: I need to transform for a sec cause my handwriting is atrocious with just paws..*Goes Final Omega and writes his signature with an almost artistic quality* there..wait..OWWWWWW!!!! *Transforming broke his cast*
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-04 19:21:35 +0000 UTC]
Kuriboh: Are you sure you're covered with insurwance?
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-04 19:30:48 +0000 UTC]
Omega: yes...I have the best insururance available...I am insured by the mililtary since they pay for all my needs including medical.
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 01:07:36 +0000 UTC]
Omega: I want to sue jetson for injuries and wreckless driving..
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 01:13:58 +0000 UTC]
Kuriboh: Okay, now I need you to sign this form, and this will be mail to their addwess. The court dates will be scheduled.
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 16:39:51 +0000 UTC]
Luigi: Did somebody say lawyer?... who's that stupid little fluffball?
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 16:54:03 +0000 UTC]
Omega: *sigh* What do you want plumber?
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 18:22:03 +0000 UTC]
Luigi: What do I want!? You said you need a lawyer! Look at me! i'm all dressed up!
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 18:27:42 +0000 UTC]
Omega: Just because you are in a suit doesn't make you a lawyer..where is your license of practice?
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 18:30:20 +0000 UTC]
Omega: and where did you get that from?
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 18:31:55 +0000 UTC]
Luigi: i got it from a dollar store! And I'm here to serve you for justice!
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 18:37:10 +0000 UTC]
Omega looks at Kuriboh..
Omega: Kuriboh, where did you get your license?
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 18:42:14 +0000 UTC]
Kuriboh: From my professor!
Luigi: Liar! You see, you're too small to be a lawyer. If you were to butt in in the real world. You would be stepped on everytime you walk. Soon or later, you'd be quitting and not cut out to be a lawyer. So, why don't just run along and play your little toys? *shoves Kuriboh aside*
Kuriboh: Hey!!!
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 18:45:25 +0000 UTC]
Omega: *Ahem* I think I'll take Kuriboh thank you..I prefer experience than size any day..Kuriboh..you're hired!
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 18:58:38 +0000 UTC]
Luigi: Fine, if you're not gonna be my client, then I'll find somebody who will.
Hours later...
Luigi: Mr. Jetson, you made a right to call me here. You are being sued by the plantiff with a bad injuries. He claims that he broke his kness because of your driving. I'll stand to win this case.
George: That's proposterous! my driving skills is excelltent. That's what I do everyday when I go to work and trying not to be late! This is bullcrap!
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 19:22:03 +0000 UTC]
Omega: Ok...here is my case..I was floating along and out of nowhere he flies by, going 30 miles past the speed limit and hit my knee and he was talking on his cell phone!!
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 20:19:20 +0000 UTC]
Kuriboh writes everything down.
Kuriboh: anything else?
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 20:20:10 +0000 UTC]
Omega: He broke my tibia and I can't use it for 7 months!!
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 20:25:17 +0000 UTC]
Kuriboh: And how much you want to charge? In number Pwease?
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 20:27:56 +0000 UTC]
Omega: For medical expences alone I will need $7000 plus another 25,000 for greivance expenses for injury.
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-05 21:05:49 +0000 UTC]
Kuriboh: Okay, let's see how it turns out.
In court....
Juries: GUILTY!!!
Judge: Mr. Jetson I hereby owe the plantiff the of $32,000 for medical expenses!
Jetson: SONAOFBITCH!!
Luigi: You gotta be ***in kidding me! *throws his cap* I did not become lawyer to lose this ****in case. ****er!
Judge: Security!
Luigi: Get your ****in hands off of me!
jetson: This is bullcrap!! For god sakes, he's a worthless ****in mutt!
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-05 21:24:01 +0000 UTC]
Omega: I picked wisely...now your payment Kuriboh...we'll go back to the house...*Wheels out of the room in the wheel chair*
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-06 16:48:05 +0000 UTC]
Omega: Ok...where is the ramp at..Oh here..*suddenly luigi ran out in anger an pushed Omega out of his wheel chair* Aahhhh!!*His leg was shattered and busted a rib and cracked his jaw but was still alive..needless to say Luigi was under arrest and Omega was taken to ER.
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-06 17:06:56 +0000 UTC]
Luigi: Take that you ****in mutT!!
Luigi is charged with domestic violence, interferance in court, and animal cruelty.
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-06 17:14:35 +0000 UTC]
Drika: Well, no more transporting for a month...
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Niverian77 In reply to MasterMario90 [2010-06-06 17:34:15 +0000 UTC]
Omega: Can I sue luigi?
The vet comes in...
Vet: well your leg is now shattered, you have a few broken ribs and a slighly fractured jaw..it's a miracle how you came in here alive..anyway since the police saw what happened...there is a fine for luigi to pay a hefty $500,000 to you for your injuries, not to meantion another 700,000 for greivences..
Omega: uhh...well...I gues that helps.
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MasterMario90 In reply to Niverian77 [2010-06-06 18:22:12 +0000 UTC]
Vet: I suggest you should take a rest.
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