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"Alright," Tails said, "Welcome all to the weekly meeting of the... Whatever we decided to call it."

"Inter-Dimensional Tails Meeting Club," Miley reminded him.

"Oh, right. Well, anyway, this time, we're going to be doing background stories. You all already know mine,"

"And by extension mine," another Tails piped up, identical to the first apart from wearing a blue bow.

"Of course. I'm technically both of you," Miley said again.

"Okay... So, let's see... Phails," Tails giggled, trying VERY hard to keep a straght face, "Why don't you tell us your story first?"

Miley also tried, if failed to keep a straight face and the Tails in the corner made of lemon hard candy burst out laughing.

A ghost Tails did not seem amused at this, "... Please don't make fun of my ID name. Alright, well, it all started when Eggman captured me..."

FLASHBACK

"Keep up, Tails!" Sonic said happily, running along the green grass with dark blue sky. He and Tails had decided to run along the coast for exercise and fun. Tails was resorting to flapping his tails to fly along.

"Sonic..." Tails gasped, "Wait...wait up!"

"Come on Tails, you can do it!" Sonic started chanting, "Run! Run! Run! Run!"

Tails sighed and twisted his tails even faster and increased his own speed. He slowly caught up to Sonic and eventually overtook him.

"I'm doing it, Sonic!" Tails yelled in joy, "I'm going FASTER!!!"

"Well done Tails!" Sonic cheered, "Woo! Good boy!"

Suddenly, there was a whoosh as a grey-yellow-black machine appear with a tractor beam zoomed over-head. A fat, balding man was sitting in the cockpit, cackeling with glee.

"I've got you now, Sonic!" He yelled, ctivating the tractor beam. Unfortuently, he has set the controls for Sonic's old posistion...where Tails now was. Tails felt his flying having no effect as he was slowy being sucked upwards.

"Sonic!" He paniked, "HEEEEELP!"

"Tails!" Sonic dashed forward to catch the fox, but he was too high up.

"OH HO HO HO!" Eggman laughed, "I may not have gotten you, Sonic, but I've got the next best thing!" With that, Tails was pulled fully up to the Eggmobile, and was quickly tied up by robotic arms. Eggman laughed again, before flying away full speed ahead.

"NO! Tails! Come back Eggman!"

Sonic was close behind, but not even he could keep up with Eggman's Eggmobile.

FLASHBACK INTERRUPTION

"Uh, quick question..." Came a Tails with robin-like features, "Did Sonic try to collect any of the Chaos Emeralds on his way to save you?"

"No," Phails said.

"Ahh, that would explain. Knuckles' legends said that if he didn't, you WOULD die. And you did. It must feel horrible."

"Uhh..." Phails trailed off, "... Not really... I'll just continue with my story now, from when Sonic arrived."

FLASHBACK RESUMED

Sonic sloowly skidded to a stop outside the main room. He had maneged to get through the past 6 zones without a single pause due to his rage. At the center to of the penultimate room stood a slapdash metal Sonic copy on wheels and no arms and a metallic saw in it's stomach.

"WARNING. WARNING. HEDGEHOG DIRECTED," The mecha-copy barked, "MUST DESTROY HEDGEHOG."

"Outta my way, rustbucket!" Sonic demanded. He and the robotr quickly got into a fight. Sonic quickly smashed the mecah in the head, causing it to malfunction.

"MALFUNCTION! MALFUCTIION!" The mecha screamed, "CANNOT FIGHT HEDEGHOG! RETREAT! RETREAT! AAAAAAAAAHHHH." The Mecha smashed it's way into the room that Sonic wanted to get in. Eggman was there and very shocked.

"SONIC!" he screamed, "You're not supposed to be here right now!"

"Can it, Eggman!" Sonic yelled, "WHERE'S TAILS?!"

"There..." Eggman pointed to a tube with Tails in it. Sonic quickly smashed the machine and Tails fell to the floor.

"Are you okay, Tails?" Sonic asked.

"I...I'm fine. Eggman's doing something really creepy. Look down there..." Tails pointed to a group of robots that had Eggman's build and face, weilding firearms.

"Those "Creepy" things are my newest project. The EGG PAWN project!!!"

"Huh...sounds like Eggman reads things he shouldn't." Sonic grinned.

"The SLAVE Pawn!" Eggman yelled, "They'll be more than enough to bring you down easily Unlike Mecha Sonic..."

"DANGER! DANGER! DANGER WILL EGGMAN-SON!" Mecha Sonic screeched as it bumped it;s way around the room. It eventually crashed into the gems beside Eggman.

"NO!" Eggman screamed, "Not that! The Emeralds are very powerful and VERY delicate!!! Throw one off balence and there's no knowing what could happen!"

"...Whirr...beep..." Mecha ignored Eggman. Instead, it pressed some keys and caused the Egg Pawns to aim at Tails.

"IGNORE THE FAT MAN!" It barked, "DO NOT DESTROY HEDGEHOG. DESTROY FOX! KILL! KILL! KILL! EXTERMINATE!!!"

Both the guns of Mecha and the three guns of the Pawns opened fire. Sonic and Eggman were avoided easliy due to their ducking skills, but Tails wasn't so lucky. It didn't take long for the guns to cease firing and Tails to land in a blackened heap.

"TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS! NOOOO!" Sonic screamed, rushing towards Tails and picking up the body, "Tails! Listen to me bro! Speak! Wake up! Do anything! PLEASE!!!!"

"No..." Eggman said, "I..." Eggman ran off without another word, and Sonic didn't even bother to stop him. He couldn't. He was still cradeling Tails' body, sobbing.

FLASHBACK INTERRUPTION

"Oh my!" The bow-wearing Tails, Milessa, yelped, "That sounded horrible."

"Yeah! What did it feel like?" came a Kirby-like Tails, "Did it hurt?"

"... Yeah, it hurt," Phails said, "I hadn't really figured out I was dead, though... Sonic told me what happened after I died, by the way..."

A female Tails with a large busom turned to Miley, who was siting next to her, "What happened to him, again?"

Miley sighed, "Of all the people I had to sit next to..."

FLASHBACK RESUMED

I was a dark and gloomy day when Tails' funeral started. Sonic was at the funeral, dressed in black gloves and shoes and holding a power ring. He stepped up to give his speech.

"Tails... was a great friend. Even though I've only known him for a few months, he was like a little brother to me... He was always there for me, always helping when I needed it. He was nice, smart, and happy... And... I miss him." Sonic sighed, tears in his eyes, before stepping down.

Amy Rose, wearing a black dress, stepped up, "Tails... I might not have known you well, but... Well, you're everything Sonic said... I only wish you'd lived long enough for more people to see that."

Eggman, the only other person at the funeral, nodded solemnly. The short funeral ended, and Sonic walked sobbingly into the workshop Tails had built just a few days ago... The one they'd buried him behind.

Amy went home, determined to find something to cheer Sonic up.

Eggman left as well, an idea on his mind.

As everyone finally leaved and went home, there was a flash of power. A hooded figure appeared over Tails' grave, clutching a vial of a metallic liquid in his hand. His hood concealed his face, but his eyes glowed anyway.

"So, the Master was right..." the figure said in his low voice, "Tails of this world DID hop the twig. I would feel sorry for this world's Sonic, if I didn't hate every last one. But I'll do him a favour and make this Tails better. STRONGER. What I was..."

The figure tipped the vial over and the metallic componets dribbled out onto Tails' grave. There was a flash of lights and a ghostly transparent Tails floated above the soil, now sleeping and snoring loudly.

"Dang it..." the figure sighed, "It didn't work. Oh well, at least he's alive again..." the figure put on some special gloves and somehow carried the ghost to it's bed. Sonic had cried himself to sleep really quickly, so X just laid Tails down on the sofa. The figure smirked, "This will be interesting come dawn..."

FLASHBACK INTERRUPTION

"Wait, hooded figure?" Miley asked, "Did he have these brown-ish things that held blades on his wrists?"

"Yeah," Phails said, "I haven't gotten to that part yet, though..."

"Wait, X revived you?" Miley asked, "That's unusual. He never revives anyone. He usually kills them by trying too much to be like Kratos..."

That candy-Tails blinked, "Who?"

"Not important," Phails blinked, "Can I continue my story?"

"If you must..."

FLASHBACK RESUMED

Tails yawned, waking up in his workshop. Sonic must have carried him in and put him on the couch, "Man...that must've been a powerful blast..."

"SONIC!" Tails yelled, "YOU AWAKE?"

Sonic woke from his tear filled sleep, "GUH!!! huh, that's odd. I thought I just heard Tails' voice...like he was an angel...oh, Tails, WHY?! Why so young?"

"Sonic?" Tails asked, running into the hallway and stopping outside Sonic's room, "Are you okay?"

"Okay...I must be going mad already. I MUST be going mad. 'Cause I SWEAR I can hear him..."

"Sonic, I'm right outside your room. C'mon, let's get some breakfast," Tails said.

"Chaos dang it!" Sonic screamed, "I AM GOING MAD!!! TAILS! Where are you..."

Tails decided to throw open the door, "Sonic! What's going on?"

Sonic took one look at Tails, "...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! GHOST! AAAAAAH!!!" he dived under the sheets on his bed.

"G-ghost?" Tails asked, "AAAAAAH!" Tails dived under Sonic's bed, shaking.

Sonic whizzed out of them and curled into a ball in the corner, "I'm so sorry, Mr.Tails Ghost! I didn't mean to confiscate your Miles Electric or get you shot and killed! PLEASE! DON'T HAUNT ME!!!"

"G-g-ghost..." Tails said, "Sonic? Is it g-gone?"

"NO. It's right there! YOU'RE the ghost!"

"I'm... Don't be silly, Sonic," Tails said, "Why would I be a ghost?"

"YOU DIED!" Sonic screached, "Mecha went beserk and fired upon you with some other robots! You looked blacker than my attempts to make a french dish!"

"Nuh-uh!" Tails said, getting out from under the bed, "If I was a ghost, I'd look transparent in the... mirror... ACK! GHOST! I'M... HELP ME SONIC!" Tails had caught sight of his reflection, and was freaking out.

"How? I don't know what do!"

"I dunno! Do... something!"

Suddenly, there was a flash and the hooded figure popped up again.

"I did something..." the figure said, "Just not how I intended it to."

"It's the grim thingy!" Tails screamed, hiding behind Sonic, "He's come to get me!"

"No. Why would I pul your plug after just putting it back in?"

"You..." Sonic muttered, "YOU did this?"

"In a slight fashion..." the figure smirked, "I'm X, by the way."

"... You aren't coming to get me?" Tails asked, coming out from behind Sonic.

"No," X said, "Let me explain. In my universe, I was the main villan until I had to team up with my rival to escape a powerful machine. I killed all sorts of things, even defeated you whileyou were posessed and using dangerous Wisps. Eventually, I got tired of killing and decided I'd be generous for once. You were SUPPOSED to be like me; undead and full of unholy power. But you... came back wrong."

"... I'm a ghost..." Tails said.

"... Can we discuss this in the main room?" Sonic asked.

Of course..." X said, walking there, "And for the record, I'm not the Grim Reaper. I don't have the scythe. I DO have these though..." he flicked his wrists and two blades flew out of his cufflinks, "Remind you of anything?"

"... No," Tails said, "Should it?"

"Yeah. Your ancestors made them for the Mobian Assassin Order. Damn Templars..."

"My ancestors?"

"Yeah. Your ITALIAN ancestor. Miles de Flying Prower. He made them for Sonic's ancestor, Sonic Galanski de Firenzi."

"... Okay..." Tails said, "I don't see what this has to do with anything."

"Just wanted to learn from History. Anyway, anything you want to know about your new form?"

"Sure," Tails said, sitting down on the couch. Sonic sat next to him, uneasy.

"Well...let me get my list..." X grabbed a sheet of paper, "Right...you can phase through walls, fly for as long as you want, possess people and machines, minor interaction with physical objects and...oh yeah, you can shut out who can see you and hear you."

"That's pretty cool, isn't it Sonic?" Tails asked. Sonic didn't respond, "Sonic? SONIC? SONIC?!"

"Don't bother, he can't hear you. You shut him out. You'll learn to control it in time..." X said.

Tails focused hard, trying to let Sonic hear him again. Still nothing.

"SONIC!!!!!!!!" Tails screamed.

"Sorry, Tails, did you hear anything?" Sonic asked, turning his head.

"I accidentally shut you out," Tails said, "... I'm sorry, Sonic. I asked if you thought my ghost powers he listed are cool."

"Yeah..." Sonic said, "Hear that thumping?"

X peeked out the window, "It's Amy thumping along the porch. I better hide!" He quickly dived in the fridge.

"SOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!" Amy thumped through the door, "I've got something to cheer-" She suddenly collided with Tails, who phased into her. She grabbed her head in pain and fell to her knees.

"Amy! Tails!" Sonic quickly moved Amy to the sofa, "Are you alright? Tails! Can you hear me"?

"I can hear you," Amy said, "... I feel weird, Sonic. What happened? What's wrong with my voice?"

"Amy? Are you SURE your okay? It's gonna be okay! Just need to get Tails outta ya!"

"Amy? Where's..." Amy looked down at herself, and jumped up, "ACK! I'm Amy!"

"Wait...Tails?" Sonic asked dumbfounded, "Are you okay? What's it like being Amy?"

Amy, or rather Tails, nodded. "Um... It's weird. She only has one tail, and I can't move it! Though I suppose it's a good thing her chest hasn't...matured yet."

"Yeah, why do you think I don't like her. X!"

X popped out of the fridge door, "What's wrong now? I'm eating. Your home-made ice creams really good!"

"I made it," Tails said, "Thanks. Um, how do I get out of Amy?"

"Uh...never thought about that. Look around. There must be a way..."

"I'll try..." Tails said. He ran face-first into a wall, "Ow... Um, sorry Amy, I was trying to run out of your body."

"Tails..." Tails could hear her sobbing in his head, "Where am I? It's dark and cold and I'm scared... Did I die too?"

"Right...sorry...let me try one last thing," Tails concentrated and his ghost as soon ripped from Amy's body and skidded to a stop nearby, "Huh. That was easy. Are you okay, Amy?"

"What...what happened?" Amy asked, quickly retching, "Guh...uh..." she suddenly threw up a strange light blue liquid, "BLURGH!"

"AMY!" Tails yelled, "Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?"

"I don't feel so good..."

"That's natural," X said, coming out of the fridge, "Just let her rest and she needs plenty of back rubbing."

"Why'd that happen?" Tails asked.

"I dunno. It happens after a few possessions..."

"I hope it doesn't happen again..." Tails said, "I don't want to hurt people..."

"Ahh, she'll be fine. Just give her a back rub and she'll be fine."

Amy flopped to the sofa, face first. Sonic stared at Tails.

"I... don't wanna do it," Sonic said.

Tails moved to rub Amy's back, but accidentally ended up possesing her again.

"Does... does this make it any less awkward, Sonic?" Tails asked, throwing up. Sonic shook his head, so Tails phased out again. Thankfully, Amy didn't seem any worse, but was still throwing up. Sonic then turned to X.

"Don't look at me! Unless you want her back carved up like a map of New York."

Sonic sighed, rubbing Amy's back. She looked at him, shivering, but at least overjoyed.

Tails approached X, "Um... Do you know how I can keep that from happening?"

"Nope. At least Amy is happy. Anything else you want to know?" X asked.

"Why's it dark and cold for her? Is there a way I could fix that?"

"Well, kind of a constructed world of yours. You have to make a place for them. I better get going. Just try not to possess anyone you really like. They WILL turn on you." X sighed and quickly vanished.

Sonic was still rubbing Amy's back, "Well, Tails? What do you want to do now?"

"I'll stay and help you fight Eggman," Tails grinned, "I can do cool stuff now, anyway. This ghost thing might have it's perks."

"You're still dead, Tails."

"I know..." Tails said, a bit downcast, "But, still..."

"Aww...want a hug?" Sonic chriped.

"Sonic! No!" Tails yelled.

Too late. Sonic had "hugged" Tails, thus sucking him inside him. Now Sonic was in pain and yelling. Before he knew it, he was...nowhere.

Tails looked at his hands, now Sonic's own gloves, "Hmm... now I'm the hero!"

"Sonic?" Amy asked, "Why'd you stop rubbing?...Tails?"

Tails nodded and facepalmed for Sonic. Then he started wondering how he'd build a place for people he might possess... Maybe if he concentrated...

Tails was suddenly in the black void with Sonic, Sonic's body having fallen asleep.

"... Hi," Tails said, "You okay, bro?"

"Maybe..." Sonic moaned, "Where am I, Tails? It's cold and I'm scared."

"... You tried to hug me, and I haven't figured out how to keep myself from accidentally possesing people. This is... Well, a world in my mind, apparently... I have to imagine it."

"Oh... May I suggest a huge grassy plain?"

Tails nodded, and focused. Suddenly, they were standing in a huge grassy plain. "Cool. I... Probably have to go see what Amy's doing now." Tails focused on leaving his inner world, and found himself being hugged tightly by Amy, "Amy? What're you doing?"

"Oh, Sonikku..."

"Right," Tails said, unpossesing Sonic. Suddenly, Tails found himself hugging Sonic, and felt... A few other things. It was apparent that he'd immediately possessed Amy after leaving Sonic, "This is starting to get annoying... but cool."

"I..." Sonic was unsure on what to say about being hugged by his best friends in the same body, "I'm... liking this..."

A few days later...

"I'm back!" Sonic said as the door slammed behind him, "Done the shopping!"

"What'd you get?" Tails asked from his place on the couch.

"These gloves," Sonic said, putting on some gloves that spread across his arms, "Now I can hug you with no trouble!"

"Cool," Tails said, "Amy says she's bringing a new friend of hers over soon."

"Who?"

"Her name's Cream. She's four years old."

"Oh...does she like ghosts?"

"Oh... Didn't think about that," Tails said, "I dunno. But she's only two years younger than me, so it should be fun."

There was a knock at the door and Sonic answered it. Amy was still in the door, but still sick and wearing a very...unusual outfit. Cream was beside her, a young rabbit woith a cute orange dress and a chao floating alongside her.

"Hey, Amy..." Sonic grinned, "What's with the weird outfit? Made of leather? And rubber?"

"Your fox's methods of practical jokes made this as a side effect," Amy explained, "It should wear off as time passes. Just be lucky. It was worse, but I dressed normally for Cream. Where's Tails?"

Tails waved, walking over, "Hi Cream. I'm Tails. Don't be scared, I'll be alright..."

"Are you a ghost?"

Tails nodded, "Yeah... Just don't touch me, I'm having trouble figuring out how to not possess people when they touch me."

"But can you touch them after you've possessed someone?"

"What do you mean?" Tails asked.

"Well, if you possessed Cheese, you could play patty cake with me?" Cream asked with an innocent look on her face.

"... Yeah, I could," Tails said, "Who's Cheese?"

"My Chao!" She said, the chao floating alongside her, "He's NOT my pet, he's my friend. And Chaos are okay with possession. They don't react in pain or throw up afterwards. Wanna give it a try?"

"... Not going to ask how you know how possession works," Tails said, "And I'll do it if Cheese is okay with it."

"Chao!" Cheese said, being the sole word it knew.

"That means yes!" Cream chirped.

Tails nodded, and touched Cheese. Suddenly, he was floating and felt much smaller.

"Chao chao chao!" Tails affirmed that it worked, "... Chao? Chao chao?" (I think it worked! ... Huh? Why can't I talk?)

"You CAN talk, silly, just not the normal languuage! Well, you can try...wanna play a few games?"

"Chao... Chao, chao!" Tails said happily. (Oh... Alright, let's go!)

"Weeee!" Cream said as she ran around the back garden, Tails/Cheese giving chase.

Tails giggled, before crashing into something hard. He rubbed his head with his stubby, fingerless hand, and looked up to see what he hit. It looked to be a dark grey tombstone, with a little bit of white writiing on it:

Here lies Miles "Tails" Prower. Killed by a fat Eggman. Rest in Peace, little young fox.

"... CHAO!" Tails screamed.

Cream stopped and walked over to Tails, "Something wrong, Tails?"

Tails came out of Cheese's body to speak, "Cream. I wasn't expecting this. My own tombstone..."

"But... You're a ghost," Cream said.

"I know! But why did they put it right HERE? Behind my workshop? Where I could see it?"

"Tails?" Sonic came out, looked at the grave and rushed forward, "TAILS! You weren't supposed to see this!"

"... Why's it right here, Sonic?" Tails asked, "... Why did you bury me here?"

"'Cause...it was YOUR workshop. It's YOUR legecy..." Sonic sunk to the ground, "I'm sorry... so sorry..."

"It's okay," Tails said, sitting down next to Sonic, "Just... unexpected."

"But I... held a funeral and... everything..."

"Cream?" Tails asked, "A little help here?"

Cream nodded, and walked over to Sonic, "Mr. Sonic? Are you okay?"

"No. I... I feel so guilty!" Sonic seemed to sob a bit.

"It's aright, Sonic," Tails stroked his back, "See? I'm getting the hang of it now. It's okay. It was just a surprise. IT IS okay..."

"... Thanks, Tails," Sonic said, "... What now?"

"Chao chao," Cheese suggested, "Chao chao chao!"

"He's saying we should play in the field. The big one looks fun!" Cream translated, "Come one Tails!" She reached to grab his hand, but quickly stopped, "I've just had another idea..."

"What?" Sonic asked, "The big field probably means Tails' inner world, by the way, where people he possesses go."

"Couldn't Tails use his powers to get revenge in that mean old Eggman?"

"Uh... I could," Tails said, "... But I don't want to. Maybe later."

"Okay...come on, you two! Catch us!" Cream said geefully as she rushed off to another big field in view.

"You liking her, ghost-bro?" Sonic asked Tails.

Tails shrugged. Suddenly, Cheese flew straight through his chest, and the next thing Tails knew he was laying face-first in the dirt.

"Chao..." Tails rubbed his head, "Chao chao, chao?" (Ow... I'm Cheese again, right?)

"Yeah."

A few months later...

Tails flew through Eggman's base, invisible to everybody there. Eggman was busy tinkering with his latest project.

"That...unfortunate death a few months ago was terrible," Eggman chuckled, "But now Sonic should fall, thanks to this..." he lifted up a doll that looked like Tails, "Behold, the Tails Doll! Now I can get it to destroy Sonic once and for all!"

'What's it do?' Tails wondered. He slowly floated over to the doll and quickly dashed inside it. He floated up and moved his arms around. He thought for a second.

"Eggman..." he said, "Oh Eggman..."

"Huh?" Eggman dropped his coffee, "Who's there? Sonic? Come out you little blue pest!"

"It is I... Tails... I have come back in spirit as the doll..." Tails metally giggled, "Now, suffer my punishment!"

"WHAT? No..." Eggman started backing away as Tails approached, "No! Please! Have mercy!"

Tails tried to swipe Eggman's glasses, but only succeeded in knocking them off due to the doll not having fingers.

Eggman screamed, and ran out of the room as quickly as he could, "Don't haunt me! I didn't kill you! Mecha Sonic did! Take revenge on HIM instead! Well, you could've, if I hadn't dismantled him first..."

"I'll be back for you..." Tails said, before floating the doll through the window. He was keeping this thing.

Eggman was starting to wonder if this was going to create any internet crazes any time soon.

A few hours later...

"Wow! You must've scared Eggman pretty badly!" Sonic smiled.

"Yeah..." Tails said, still in the doll, "... Should I have?"

"Yeah... say, let me carry that. I want to see what my new... rival... might see of you."

"Okay," Tails said, not moving, "... You can just pick me up, you know."

"Oh yeah..."Sonic picked up the plush and walked off to the Emerald Shrine. A red echidna was in the center, sleeping, "Hey Knuckles! You know that plush I said I'd bring?"

"Yeah?" Knuckles woke up, "Why?"

"Well, here it is!" Sonic yelled. Tails flew out of the plush.

"Um... Hi," Tails said, waving, "How's it going?"

"... Ghost." Knuckles said, "... GHOST!" Knuckles screamed, jumping at Tails.

"What's wrong, Knuckles?" Tails asked, dodging, "I'm just a ghost."

"No! No you're not! I know you!" Knuckles paniked, "You're that fox that my tribe burned as traitor in the past! And now you've come to HAUNT ME!!!"

"What?" Tails asked, "I'm only six years old!"

"So was the traitor!" Knuckles screamed and hid behind the glowing green rock that was behind him, "Please don't haunt me! I wasn't my fault!"

"I only died three months ago," Tails said, "I don't even know you... And I'm not going to haunt you. I wouldn't, anyway, vengence really isn't my thing."

Knuckles wasn't listening. He was just curled up into a ball, patheticly swatting at Tails.

Sonic laughed, "You're funny, you two. Come on Tails, let's go home." Tails nodded and re-possessed the Tails Doll before floating after Sonic.

Two years later...

Sonic approached the Emerald shrine again, Tails resting in the Doll. Knuckles was sitting by his emerald, "Hey, Sonic."

"Wassup Knux?" Sonic asked, "Haven't seen you since you got...'haunted' by that ghost... heh heh."

"Hi Knuckles," Tails said, waving the doll's arm.

"ARCH!" IT'S HERE AGAIN!" Knuckles leaped behind the emerald, "LEAVE ME ALONE AGAIN! I NEED MY BLANKIE!!!"

"... I'm not scary," Tails said, coming out of the Tails doll, "Right?"

Again, Knuckles didn't respond. He just lay there, shivering and babbling to himself.

Sonic burst out laughing for a while, before he clutched his heart in pain.

"Sonic!" Tails yelled, dropping to the ground and running over, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay, Tails...I'm just..." Sonic wheezed, "DYING laughing!" He laughed some more before they turned to terrible coughs and he fell over, landing face first on the ground.

Tails quickly checked to make sure Sonic was still breathing (he wasn't), before possessing him to try and wake him up. Nothing. Tails burst out again and sighed.

"I hope he hasn't died too..." Tails sighed again, "Knuckles!"

"...What?" Knuckles popped out from behind the rock.

"Sonic's not breathing! Help me out here!"

"Urgh...Tails?" came a echoing sigh, "What happened? I was laughing and now..." Tails looked at Sonic to see another ghostly apparation floating over Sonic's body.

"Great...now YOU'RE a ghost too," Tails sighed.

"I am?" Sonic looked at himself, "AAH! I am! And my butt is REALLY big! Why didn't you tell me?"

"... What?"

"About my butt?"

"That's kinda off subject," Tails wailed (which, being a ghost, was easy) "You're dead too!"

"Well, not really..." Knuckles said, "He can revive himelf by getting back into his body, provided it hasn't sustained major damage."

"Does being burned to a crisp and stuck underground for two years count as major damage?" Tails asked.

"Of course. Your heart would've been fried!"

"Wait..." Sonic said slyly, "Tails... how do you posess people?"

"... By touching them," Tails said, "It's a bit harder to not possess people."

"I see...possess Knuckles and bring my body back to the Workshop. I'm gonna have some quick fun before I go back..."

"...Why? What;re you gonna do?" Tails asked, worried and somewhat paranoid.

"Just gonna visit Amy...you don't wanna know."

"... Okay... Knuckles, do you mind?" Tails asked.

"No! Of course not!" Knuckles said, stepping to the stairs. He suddenly tripped, slamming into Tails. Tails woke up to see Knuckles' stupid gloves.

"Great!" Sonic said, "Now pick up my body and I'll meet you in three hours!" Sonic zoomed off without another word.

Tails sighed, and picked up Sonic's body and the Tails Doll. It was surprisingly easy - Sonic seemed a lot lighter than when he'd picked him up in life. Or maybe Knuckles was just stronger. Or maybe Sonic actually went on that diet Amy told him to go on. No-one knew.

A few hours later...

Tails waited paitently for Sonic. His body was stretched out on the table as the door made noises. Sonic phased through and was sighing with happiest sounds.

"Hi Tails..."

"Hi Sonic," Tails said from the doll, "How was your... trip... to Amy's house?"

"Fantastic!" Sonic sighed, "I maneged to posess Amy, somehow. So it was just me... a mirror... some of her... underclothes... and some sticks. Best three hours of my life! So...how did Knuckles take being posessed?"

"He got angry, beat your body hard enough that you started breathing again, tried to rip my doll to shreds, and stormed out."

"So your saying my body.. can't be reposessed?"

"... You probably can. There's no one there right now, so you're just sleeping."

"Yeah, but the... major damage thing."

"Do you see any major damage to you body?" Tails asked.

There was a massive bout of bruises all over his body and even a few broken bones.

"... Yes."

"... Well, you're alive, so it probably doesn't really count."

"Yeah, but I'm not going back into nmy body when it has broken legs and a crushed wrist!" Sonic complained, "... Say, what would happen if we tried colloading with each other? Surely we're solid to each other..."

"... Alright, we'll see," Tails said, coming out of the doll, "But then you're going back into your body whether you like it or not."

"RIGHT!" Sonic whooped, "READY! FIRE!" Sonic sped along to collide with Tails. He was right. Very right. Tails was catapulted out of the house and into the city. He landed in Rouge's house... and in Rouge's body...

"Oh..." Tails said, rubbing his head, "Huh? My voice... What..." Tails looked down to see who he'd accidentally possessed, "... Okay...that's a very big chasm. And I don't like it! Who IS this woman?" Tails checked the nearby... thing, "It says this is Rouge... Sonic spoke about here once. I better get out..." Tails strained to get out, ut there was nothing, "Oh come on! Now is NOT the time to stop working! These powers are about as unreliable as my Uncle Stoner's Vietnam War assualt Rifle Program! Well, better see what Rouge does in the meantime..."

Meanwhile...

"Uh?" Sonic asked, opening his eyes, "I'm...I'm back in my own body! I'm alive! OOOOOOOOOOW!" He clutched his legs, "But in pain! Forgot my legs were broken! I need a phone!" He looked to his left to see one, "Ah, phew. I KNEW it was a good idea to put a phone there..." he picked up the phone, "Hello? I need a ambulance! I've broken my legs! I'd come to you, but you know..."

Later...

Sonic was picked up by an ambulance, and taken to the hospital. Before he left, he asked that they left a note in case his friends were looking for him, and took the Tails Doll with him. He was lying in his nice white bed, wrist and legs in casts and bandages all over his body, owing to Knuckles' sharp fist spikes.

"Feeling better..." Sonic sighed, "Hope Amy doesn't hate me for messing up her room. Man, that stuff stinks. And where's Tails?"

Suddenly, Tails phased through the door, now away from Rouge and having a very disturbed look on his face. He caught sight of the Tails Doll, and instantly dived into it.

"Hey, bud!" Sonic said, weakly, "What happened to you?"

"Sonic..." Tails said, "Did you tell me of someone called Rouge?"

"Yeah... she's a good friend of mine," Sonic said, "She's a jewel thief in other universes, but..."

"She doesn't do THAT," Tails whimpered, "That was the worst three hours of my life!"

"Huh? OH, you caught her doing her rounds? That's terrible. I should've possessed HER, too. That chasm... you okay? You look like you've been looking at the entire Saw movie series!"

"... She..." the doll shuddered, "... I don't want to talk about it. Can you treat me like an actual doll for a little while?"

"You mean, hug you?"

"... Please," Tails said, "... Big bro."

"Okay..." Sonic hugged the fluffy plush, somewhat painfully oweing to his wrist, "Feeling any better?"

"A bit," Tails said.

"Don't cry... if you could," Sonic said, "I've got a treat for you..."

"What's that?" Tails asked curiously.

"Well, I was rooting around a board and this thing was on it..." Sonic showed Tails the leaflet, parts of it were hand written.

Inter-Dimensional Tails Meeting Club

All Tailses, Miles Prowers, there's a place for you here.
This is a meeting club for different versions of the person known as Miles "Tails" Prower. We won't turn any of you down...Maybe. Miley, that's not nice! Yes it is.
Meetings are weekly, and one of our members has devised a system to find new members. That's me. Cool, huh?
To join, just say "I want to join the IDTMC". It won't work if you're not one of us. So don't bother trying, Tails-stalkers!
Members are given a special watch that teleports them to the meeting place and notifies them of special messages. I made those.
So, what're you waiting for? Need another Tails to talk to? Join the IDTMC today!
Warning: Tailses with IQs lower than shoeboxes need not apply. Not that we'll turn you away...MILEY! Sorry...

"That's unusual..." Sonic chuckled, "It seems to have been made by TWO Tailses!" Sonic tried to laugh, but was soon coughing violently.

"You okay, Sonic?" Tails asked.

"Nope. I'm OFF laughing now..." Sonic sighed, "It says here that you just have to say something to attract them. Give it a go. But you should probably be out of the doll."

"Alright..." Tails said, de-possessing the doll, "I want to join the IDTMC."

FLASHBACK END

"... And, well, you guys know the rest," Phails said, "The...end."

The other Talses clapped very quickly.

"Nice story," Tails said, "Hey! What do you guys think of Phails'... Heh heh... Story? Any questions?"

"I thought it was alright..." Miley sniffed, "I kinda like how you ended up in Rouge's body. But what was Sonic doing in Amy's body? He WOULDN'T possess Amy to just feel her up. That's NOT SONIC, no matter what those dirt-minded fans think."

"I checked, he was..." Milessa sighed, "Nasty, perverted little... I think it was a beautiful little story. And not a single pee joke."

"Yeah, those were getting old," The candy-covered one said, "Robin?"

"It was cool," Robin said, "Wonder if you could possess Tailsko... Maybe make her less annoying. Do you think I would have ended up like her if I was still a girl?"

"Well, look at me and Milessa," Miley said, "I'm pretty smart, so is she. Tailsko... isn't. She only cares about her body!"

"Well, that's all there is to it!" Tailsko argued, "Why have intellegents when you have super-sized vests?"

"BREASTS, Tailsko!" Miley shouted, "GROW SOME DAMN BRAINS ALREADY!"

"Please calm down, Miley," Tails sighed.

"... You want me to possess her?" Phails asked.

"Yes, please. Might make an improvment."

Phails nodded, and flew into Tailsko's... Well, let's just say he found it unpleasant. He quickly flew out again.

"I'm not doing it! It brings back memories of that time with Rouge... the chasm..."

"Sorry..." Robin patted Phails' back, "I apologize."

"Wait, how is he touching him WITHOUT getting posessed?" Tailby asked.

"I dunno. Maybe because he's also Tails. Or maybe because he's part Robin. Or he's REALLY careful," a costumed Tails added, "I dunno. I fight crime."

"Or maybe because I've learned to control it," Phails said.

"And I do stuff..." Tailsko dribbled, "Pretty stuff... like shopping... and being coooooool..."

"And duuuuumb..." Miley snarked.

"Is there a way to make her any less annoying?" A female Tails in a red dress known as Tailmy asked.

"Potatoes..." Tailsko hummed dumbly.

"...Alright, who's going next?" Tails asked.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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"Alright," Tails said, "Welcome all to the weekly meeting of the... Whatever we decided to call it."

"Inter-Dimensional Tails Meeting Club," Miley reminded him.

"Oh, right. Well, anyway, this time, we're going to be doing background stories. You all already know mine,"

"And by extension mine," another Tails piped up, identical to the first apart from wearing a blue bow.

"Of course. I'm technically both of you," Miley said again.

"Okay... So, let's see... Phails," Tails giggled, trying VERY hard to keep a straght face, "Why don't you tell us your story first?"

Miley also tried, if failed to keep a straight face and the Tails in the corner made of lemon hard candy burst out laughing.

A ghost Tails did not seem amused at this, "... Please don't make fun of my ID name. Alright, well, it all started when Eggman captured me..."

FLASHBACK

"Keep up, Tails!" Sonic said happily, running along the green grass with dark blue sky. He and Tails had decided to run along the coast for exercise and fun. Tails was resorting to flapping his tails to fly along.

"Sonic..." Tails gasped, "Wait...wait up!"

"Come on Tails, you can do it!" Sonic started chanting, "Run! Run! Run! Run!"

Tails sighed and twisted his tails even faster and increased his own speed. He slowly caught up to Sonic and eventually overtook him.

"I'm doing it, Sonic!" Tails yelled in joy, "I'm going FASTER!!!"

"Well done Tails!" Sonic cheered, "Woo! Good boy!"

Suddenly, there was a whoosh as a grey-yellow-black machine appear with a tractor beam zoomed over-head. A fat, balding man was sitting in the cockpit, cackeling with glee.

"I've got you now, Sonic!" He yelled, ctivating the tractor beam. Unfortuently, he has set the controls for Sonic's old posistion...where Tails now was. Tails felt his flying having no effect as he was slowy being sucked upwards.

"Sonic!" He paniked, "HEEEEELP!"

"Tails!" Sonic dashed forward to catch the fox, but he was too high up.

"OH HO HO HO!" Eggman laughed, "I may not have gotten you, Sonic, but I've got the next best thing!" With that, Tails was pulled fully up to the Eggmobile, and was quickly tied up by robotic arms. Eggman laughed again, before flying away full speed ahead.

"NO! Tails! Come back Eggman!"

Sonic was close behind, but not even he could keep up with Eggman's Eggmobile.

FLASHBACK INTERRUPTION

"Uh, quick question..." Came a Tails with robin-like features, "Did Sonic try to collect any of the Chaos Emeralds on his way to save you?"

"No," Phails said.

"Ahh, that would explain. Knuckles' legends said that if he didn't, you WOULD die. And you did. It must feel horrible."

"Uhh..." Phails trailed off, "... Not really... I'll just continue with my story now, from when Sonic arrived."

FLASHBACK RESUMED

Sonic sloowly skidded to a stop outside the main room. He had maneged to get through the past 6 zones without a single pause due to his rage. At the center to of the penultimate room stood a slapdash metal Sonic copy on wheels and no arms and a metallic saw in it's stomach.

"WARNING. WARNING. HEDGEHOG DIRECTED," The mecha-copy barked, "MUST DESTROY HEDGEHOG."

"Outta my way, rustbucket!" Sonic demanded. He and the robotr quickly got into a fight. Sonic quickly smashed the mecah in the head, causing it to malfunction.

"MALFUNCTION! MALFUCTIION!" The mecha screamed, "CANNOT FIGHT HEDEGHOG! RETREAT! RETREAT! AAAAAAAAAHHHH." The Mecha smashed it's way into the room that Sonic wanted to get in. Eggman was there and very shocked.

"SONIC!" he screamed, "You're not supposed to be here right now!"

"Can it, Eggman!" Sonic yelled, "WHERE'S TAILS?!"

"There..." Eggman pointed to a tube with Tails in it. Sonic quickly smashed the machine and Tails fell to the floor.

"Are you okay, Tails?" Sonic asked.

"I...I'm fine. Eggman's doing something really creepy. Look down there..." Tails pointed to a group of robots that had Eggman's build and face, weilding firearms.

"Those "Creepy" things are my newest project. The EGG PAWN project!!!"

"Huh...sounds like Eggman reads things he shouldn't." Sonic grinned.

"The SLAVE Pawn!" Eggman yelled, "They'll be more than enough to bring you down easily Unlike Mecha Sonic..."

"DANGER! DANGER! DANGER WILL EGGMAN-SON!" Mecha Sonic screeched as it bumped it;s way around the room. It eventually crashed into the gems beside Eggman.

"NO!" Eggman screamed, "Not that! The Emeralds are very powerful and VERY delicate!!! Throw one off balence and there's no knowing what could happen!"

"...Whirr...beep..." Mecha ignored Eggman. Instead, it pressed some keys and caused the Egg Pawns to aim at Tails.

"IGNORE THE FAT MAN!" It barked, "DO NOT DESTROY HEDGEHOG. DESTROY FOX! KILL! KILL! KILL! EXTERMINATE!!!"

Both the guns of Mecha and the three guns of the Pawns opened fire. Sonic and Eggman were avoided easliy due to their ducking skills, but Tails wasn't so lucky. It didn't take long for the guns to cease firing and Tails to land in a blackened heap.

"TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS! NOOOO!" Sonic screamed, rushing towards Tails and picking up the body, "Tails! Listen to me bro! Speak! Wake up! Do anything! PLEASE!!!!"

"No..." Eggman said, "I..." Eggman ran off without another word, and Sonic didn't even bother to stop him. He couldn't. He was still cradeling Tails' body, sobbing.

FLASHBACK INTERRUPTION

"Oh my!" The bow-wearing Tails, Milessa, yelped, "That sounded horrible."

"Yeah! What did it feel like?" came a Kirby-like Tails, "Did it hurt?"

"... Yeah, it hurt," Phails said, "I hadn't really figured out I was dead, though... Sonic told me what happened after I died, by the way..."

A female Tails with a large busom turned to Miley, who was siting next to her, "What happened to him, again?"

Miley sighed, "Of all the people I had to sit next to..."

FLASHBACK RESUMED

I was a dark and gloomy day when Tails' funeral started. Sonic was at the funeral, dressed in black gloves and shoes and holding a power ring. He stepped up to give his speech.

"Tails... was a great friend. Even though I've only known him for a few months, he was like a little brother to me... He was always there for me, always helping when I needed it. He was nice, smart, and happy... And... I miss him." Sonic sighed, tears in his eyes, before stepping down.

Amy Rose, wearing a black dress, stepped up, "Tails... I might not have known you well, but... Well, you're everything Sonic said... I only wish you'd lived long enough for more people to see that."

Eggman, the only other person at the funeral, nodded solemnly. The short funeral ended, and Sonic walked sobbingly into the workshop Tails had built just a few days ago... The one they'd buried him behind.

Amy went home, determined to find something to cheer Sonic up.

Eggman left as well, an idea on his mind.

As everyone finally leaved and went home, there was a flash of power. A hooded figure appeared over Tails' grave, clutching a vial of a metallic liquid in his hand. His hood concealed his face, but his eyes glowed anyway.

"So, the Master was right..." the figure said in his low voice, "Tails of this world DID hop the twig. I would feel sorry for this world's Sonic, if I didn't hate every last one. But I'll do him a favour and make this Tails better. STRONGER. What I was..."

The figure tipped the vial over and the metallic componets dribbled out onto Tails' grave. There was a flash of lights and a ghostly transparent Tails floated above the soil, now sleeping and snoring loudly.

"Dang it..." the figure sighed, "It didn't work. Oh well, at least he's alive again..." the figure put on some special gloves and somehow carried the ghost to it's bed. Sonic had cried himself to sleep really quickly, so X just laid Tails down on the sofa. The figure smirked, "This will be interesting come dawn..."

FLASHBACK INTERRUPTION

"Wait, hooded figure?" Miley asked, "Did he have these brown-ish things that held blades on his wrists?"

"Yeah," Phails said, "I haven't gotten to that part yet, though..."

"Wait, X revived you?" Miley asked, "That's unusual. He never revives anyone. He usually kills them by trying too much to be like Kratos..."

That candy-Tails blinked, "Who?"

"Not important," Phails blinked, "Can I continue my story?"

"If you must..."

FLASHBACK RESUMED

Tails yawned, waking up in his workshop. Sonic must have carried him in and put him on the couch, "Man...that must've been a powerful blast..."

"SONIC!" Tails yelled, "YOU AWAKE?"

Sonic woke from his tear filled sleep, "GUH!!! huh, that's odd. I thought I just heard Tails' voice...like he was an angel...oh, Tails, WHY?! Why so young?"

"Sonic?" Tails asked, running into the hallway and stopping outside Sonic's room, "Are you okay?"

"Okay...I must be going mad already. I MUST be going mad. 'Cause I SWEAR I can hear him..."

"Sonic, I'm right outside your room. C'mon, let's get some breakfast," Tails said.

"Chaos dang it!" Sonic screamed, "I AM GOING MAD!!! TAILS! Where are you..."

Tails decided to throw open the door, "Sonic! What's going on?"

Sonic took one look at Tails, "...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! GHOST! AAAAAAH!!!" he dived under the sheets on his bed.

"G-ghost?" Tails asked, "AAAAAAH!" Tails dived under Sonic's bed, shaking.

Sonic whizzed out of them and curled into a ball in the corner, "I'm so sorry, Mr.Tails Ghost! I didn't mean to confiscate your Miles Electric or get you shot and killed! PLEASE! DON'T HAUNT ME!!!"

"G-g-ghost..." Tails said, "Sonic? Is it g-gone?"

"NO. It's right there! YOU'RE the ghost!"

"I'm... Don't be silly, Sonic," Tails said, "Why would I be a ghost?"

"YOU DIED!" Sonic screached, "Mecha went beserk and fired upon you with some other robots! You looked blacker than my attempts to make a french dish!"

"Nuh-uh!" Tails said, getting out from under the bed, "If I was a ghost, I'd look transparent in the... mirror... ACK! GHOST! I'M... HELP ME SONIC!" Tails had caught sight of his reflection, and was freaking out.

"How? I don't know what do!"

"I dunno! Do... something!"

Suddenly, there was a flash and the hooded figure popped up again.

"I did something..." the figure said, "Just not how I intended it to."

"It's the grim thingy!" Tails screamed, hiding behind Sonic, "He's come to get me!"

"No. Why would I pul your plug after just putting it back in?"

"You..." Sonic muttered, "YOU did this?"

"In a slight fashion..." the figure smirked, "I'm X, by the way."

"... You aren't coming to get me?" Tails asked, coming out from behind Sonic.

"No," X said, "Let me explain. In my universe, I was the main villan until I had to team up with my rival to escape a powerful machine. I killed all sorts of things, even defeated you whileyou were posessed and using dangerous Wisps. Eventually, I got tired of killing and decided I'd be generous for once. You were SUPPOSED to be like me; undead and full of unholy power. But you... came back wrong."

"... I'm a ghost..." Tails said.

"... Can we discuss this in the main room?" Sonic asked.

Of course..." X said, walking there, "And for the record, I'm not the Grim Reaper. I don't have the scythe. I DO have these though..." he flicked his wrists and two blades flew out of his cufflinks, "Remind you of anything?"

"... No," Tails said, "Should it?"

"Yeah. Your ancestors made them for the Mobian Assassin Order. Damn Templars..."

"My ancestors?"

"Yeah. Your ITALIAN ancestor. Miles de Flying Prower. He made them for Sonic's ancestor, Sonic Galanski de Firenzi."

"... Okay..." Tails said, "I don't see what this has to do with anything."

"Just wanted to learn from History. Anyway, anything you want to know about your new form?"

"Sure," Tails said, sitting down on the couch. Sonic sat next to him, uneasy.

"Well...let me get my list..." X grabbed a sheet of paper, "Right...you can phase through walls, fly for as long as you want, possess people and machines, minor interaction with physical objects and...oh yeah, you can shut out who can see you and hear you."

"That's pretty cool, isn't it Sonic?" Tails asked. Sonic didn't respond, "Sonic? SONIC? SONIC?!"

"Don't bother, he can't hear you. You shut him out. You'll learn to control it in time..." X said.

Tails focused hard, trying to let Sonic hear him again. Still nothing.

"SONIC!!!!!!!!" Tails screamed.

"Sorry, Tails, did you hear anything?" Sonic asked, turning his head.

"I accidentally shut you out," Tails said, "... I'm sorry, Sonic. I asked if you thought my ghost powers he listed are cool."

"Yeah..." Sonic said, "Hear that thumping?"

X peeked out the window, "It's Amy thumping along the porch. I better hide!" He quickly dived in the fridge.

"SOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!" Amy thumped through the door, "I've got something to cheer-" She suddenly collided with Tails, who phased into her. She grabbed her head in pain and fell to her knees.

"Amy! Tails!" Sonic quickly moved Amy to the sofa, "Are you alright? Tails! Can you hear me"?

"I can hear you," Amy said, "... I feel weird, Sonic. What happened? What's wrong with my voice?"

"Amy? Are you SURE your okay? It's gonna be okay! Just need to get Tails outta ya!"

"Amy? Where's..." Amy looked down at herself, and jumped up, "ACK! I'm Amy!"

"Wait...Tails?" Sonic asked dumbfounded, "Are you okay? What's it like being Amy?"

Amy, or rather Tails, nodded. "Um... It's weird. She only has one tail, and I can't move it! Though I suppose it's a good thing her chest hasn't...matured yet."

"Yeah, why do you think I don't like her. X!"

X popped out of the fridge door, "What's wrong now? I'm eating. Your home-made ice creams really good!"

"I made it," Tails said, "Thanks. Um, how do I get out of Amy?"

"Uh...never thought about that. Look around. There must be a way..."

"I'll try..." Tails said. He ran face-first into a wall, "Ow... Um, sorry Amy, I was trying to run out of your body."

"Tails..." Tails could hear her sobbing in his head, "Where am I? It's dark and cold and I'm scared... Did I die too?"

"Right...sorry...let me try one last thing," Tails concentrated and his ghost as soon ripped from Amy's body and skidded to a stop nearby, "Huh. That was easy. Are you okay, Amy?"

"What...what happened?" Amy asked, quickly retching, "Guh...uh..." she suddenly threw up a strange light blue liquid, "BLURGH!"

"AMY!" Tails yelled, "Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?"

"I don't feel so good..."

"That's natural," X said, coming out of the fridge, "Just let her rest and she needs plenty of back rubbing."

"Why'd that happen?" Tails asked.

"I dunno. It happens after a few possessions..."

"I hope it doesn't happen again..." Tails said, "I don't want to hurt people..."

"Ahh, she'll be fine. Just give her a back rub and she'll be fine."

Amy flopped to the sofa, face first. Sonic stared at Tails.

"I... don't wanna do it," Sonic said.

Tails moved to rub Amy's back, but accidentally ended up possesing her again.

"Does... does this make it any less awkward, Sonic?" Tails asked, throwing up. Sonic shook his head, so Tails phased out again. Thankfully, Amy didn't seem any worse, but was still throwing up. Sonic then turned to X.

"Don't look at me! Unless you want her back carved up like a map of New York."

Sonic sighed, rubbing Amy's back. She looked at him, shivering, but at least overjoyed.

Tails approached X, "Um... Do you know how I can keep that from happening?"

"Nope. At least Amy is happy. Anything else you want to know?" X asked.

"Why's it dark and cold for her? Is there a way I could fix that?"

"Well, kind of a constructed world of yours. You have to make a place for them. I better get going. Just try not to possess anyone you really like. They WILL turn on you." X sighed and quickly vanished.

Sonic was still rubbing Amy's back, "Well, Tails? What do you want to do now?"

"I'll stay and help you fight Eggman," Tails grinned, "I can do cool stuff now, anyway. This ghost thing might have it's perks."

"You're still dead, Tails."

"I know..." Tails said, a bit downcast, "But, still..."

"Aww...want a hug?" Sonic chriped.

"Sonic! No!" Tails yelled.

Too late. Sonic had "hugged" Tails, thus sucking him inside him. Now Sonic was in pain and yelling. Before he knew it, he was...nowhere.

Tails looked at his hands, now Sonic's own gloves, "Hmm... now I'm the hero!"

"Sonic?" Amy asked, "Why'd you stop rubbing?...Tails?"

Tails nodded and facepalmed for Sonic. Then he started wondering how he'd build a place for people he might possess... Maybe if he concentrated...

Tails was suddenly in the black void with Sonic, Sonic's body having fallen asleep.

"... Hi," Tails said, "You okay, bro?"

"Maybe..." Sonic moaned, "Where am I, Tails? It's cold and I'm scared."

"... You tried to hug me, and I haven't figured out how to keep myself from accidentally possesing people. This is... Well, a world in my mind, apparently... I have to imagine it."

"Oh... May I suggest a huge grassy plain?"

Tails nodded, and focused. Suddenly, they were standing in a huge grassy plain. "Cool. I... Probably have to go see what Amy's doing now." Tails focused on leaving his inner world, and found himself being hugged tightly by Amy, "Amy? What're you doing?"

"Oh, Sonikku..."

"Right," Tails said, unpossesing Sonic. Suddenly, Tails found himself hugging Sonic, and felt... A few other things. It was apparent that he'd immediately possessed Amy after leaving Sonic, "This is starting to get annoying... but cool."

"I..." Sonic was unsure on what to say about being hugged by his best friends in the same body, "I'm... liking this..."

A few days later...

"I'm back!" Sonic said as the door slammed behind him, "Done the shopping!"

"What'd you get?" Tails asked from his place on the couch.

"These gloves," Sonic said, putting on some gloves that spread across his arms, "Now I can hug you with no trouble!"

"Cool," Tails said, "Amy says she's bringing a new friend of hers over soon."

"Who?"

"Her name's Cream. She's four years old."

"Oh...does she like ghosts?"

"Oh... Didn't think about that," Tails said, "I dunno. But she's only two years younger than me, so it should be fun."

There was a knock at the door and Sonic answered it. Amy was still in the door, but still sick and wearing a very...unusual outfit. Cream was beside her, a young rabbit woith a cute orange dress and a chao floating alongside her.

"Hey, Amy..." Sonic grinned, "What's with the weird outfit? Made of leather? And rubber?"

"Your fox's methods of practical jokes made this as a side effect," Amy explained, "It should wear off as time passes. Just be lucky. It was worse, but I dressed normally for Cream. Where's Tails?"

Tails waved, walking over, "Hi Cream. I'm Tails. Don't be scared, I'll be alright..."

"Are you a ghost?"

Tails nodded, "Yeah... Just don't touch me, I'm having trouble figuring out how to not possess people when they touch me."

"But can you touch them after you've possessed someone?"

"What do you mean?" Tails asked.

"Well, if you possessed Cheese, you could play patty cake with me?" Cream asked with an innocent look on her face.

"... Yeah, I could," Tails said, "Who's Cheese?"

"My Chao!" She said, the chao floating alongside her, "He's NOT my pet, he's my friend. And Chaos are okay with possession. They don't react in pain or throw up afterwards. Wanna give it a try?"

"... Not going to ask how you know how possession works," Tails said, "And I'll do it if Cheese is okay with it."

"Chao!" Cheese said, being the sole word it knew.

"That means yes!" Cream chirped.

Tails nodded, and touched Cheese. Suddenly, he was floating and felt much smaller.

"Chao chao chao!" Tails affirmed that it worked, "... Chao? Chao chao?" (I think it worked! ... Huh? Why can't I talk?)

"You CAN talk, silly, just not the normal languuage! Well, you can try...wanna play a few games?"

"Chao... Chao, chao!" Tails said happily. (Oh... Alright, let's go!)

"Weeee!" Cream said as she ran around the back garden, Tails/Cheese giving chase.

Tails giggled, before crashing into something hard. He rubbed his head with his stubby, fingerless hand, and looked up to see what he hit. It looked to be a dark grey tombstone, with a little bit of white writiing on it:

Here lies Miles "Tails" Prower. Killed by a fat Eggman. Rest in Peace, little young fox.

"... CHAO!" Tails screamed.

Cream stopped and walked over to Tails, "Something wrong, Tails?"

Tails came out of Cheese's body to speak, "Cream. I wasn't expecting this. My own tombstone..."

"But... You're a ghost," Cream said.

"I know! But why did they put it right HERE? Behind my workshop? Where I could see it?"

"Tails?" Sonic came out, looked at the grave and rushed forward, "TAILS! You weren't supposed to see this!"

"... Why's it right here, Sonic?" Tails asked, "... Why did you bury me here?"

"'Cause...it was YOUR workshop. It's YOUR legecy..." Sonic sunk to the ground, "I'm sorry... so sorry..."

"It's okay," Tails said, sitting down next to Sonic, "Just... unexpected."

"But I... held a funeral and... everything..."

"Cream?" Tails asked, "A little help here?"

Cream nodded, and walked over to Sonic, "Mr. Sonic? Are you okay?"

"No. I... I feel so guilty!" Sonic seemed to sob a bit.

"It's aright, Sonic," Tails stroked his back, "See? I'm getting the hang of it now. It's okay. It was just a surprise. IT IS okay..."

"... Thanks, Tails," Sonic said, "... What now?"

"Chao chao," Cheese suggested, "Chao chao chao!"

"He's saying we should play in the field. The big one looks fun!" Cream translated, "Come one Tails!" She reached to grab his hand, but quickly stopped, "I've just had another idea..."

"What?" Sonic asked, "The big field probably means Tails' inner world, by the way, where people he possesses go."

"Couldn't Tails use his powers to get revenge in that mean old Eggman?"

"Uh... I could," Tails said, "... But I don't want to. Maybe later."

"Okay...come on, you two! Catch us!" Cream said geefully as she rushed off to another big field in view.

"You liking her, ghost-bro?" Sonic asked Tails.

Tails shrugged. Suddenly, Cheese flew straight through his chest, and the next thing Tails knew he was laying face-first in the dirt.

"Chao..." Tails rubbed his head, "Chao chao, chao?" (Ow... I'm Cheese again, right?)

"Yeah."

A few months later...

Tails flew through Eggman's base, invisible to everybody there. Eggman was busy tinkering with his latest project.

"That...unfortunate death a few months ago was terrible," Eggman chuckled, "But now Sonic should fall, thanks to this..." he lifted up a doll that looked like Tails, "Behold, the Tails Doll! Now I can get it to destroy Sonic once and for all!"

'What's it do?' Tails wondered. He slowly floated over to the doll and quickly dashed inside it. He floated up and moved his arms around. He thought for a second.

"Eggman..." he said, "Oh Eggman..."

"Huh?" Eggman dropped his coffee, "Who's there? Sonic? Come out you little blue pest!"

"It is I... Tails... I have come back in spirit as the doll..." Tails metally giggled, "Now, suffer my punishment!"

"WHAT? No..." Eggman started backing away as Tails approached, "No! Please! Have mercy!"

Tails tried to swipe Eggman's glasses, but only succeeded in knocking them off due to the doll not having fingers.

Eggman screamed, and ran out of the room as quickly as he could, "Don't haunt me! I didn't kill you! Mecha Sonic did! Take revenge on HIM instead! Well, you could've, if I hadn't dismantled him first..."

"I'll be back for you..." Tails said, before floating the doll through the window. He was keeping this thing.

Eggman was starting to wonder if this was going to create any internet crazes any time soon.

A few hours later...

"Wow! You must've scared Eggman pretty badly!" Sonic smiled.

"Yeah..." Tails said, still in the doll, "... Should I have?"

"Yeah... say, let me carry that. I want to see what my new... rival... might see of you."

"Okay," Tails said, not moving, "... You can just pick me up, you know."

"Oh yeah..."Sonic picked up the plush and walked off to the Emerald Shrine. A red echidna was in the center, sleeping, "Hey Knuckles! You know that plush I said I'd bring?"

"Yeah?" Knuckles woke up, "Why?"

"Well, here it is!" Sonic yelled. Tails flew out of the plush.

"Um... Hi," Tails said, waving, "How's it going?"

"... Ghost." Knuckles said, "... GHOST!" Knuckles screamed, jumping at Tails.

"What's wrong, Knuckles?" Tails asked, dodging, "I'm just a ghost."

"No! No you're not! I know you!" Knuckles paniked, "You're that fox that my tribe burned as traitor in the past! And now you've come to HAUNT ME!!!"

"What?" Tails asked, "I'm only six years old!"

"So was the traitor!" Knuckles screamed and hid behind the glowing green rock that was behind him, "Please don't haunt me! I wasn't my fault!"

"I only died three months ago," Tails said, "I don't even know you... And I'm not going to haunt you. I wouldn't, anyway, vengence really isn't my thing."

Knuckles wasn't listening. He was just curled up into a ball, patheticly swatting at Tails.

Sonic laughed, "You're funny, you two. Come on Tails, let's go home." Tails nodded and re-possessed the Tails Doll before floating after Sonic.

Two years later...

Sonic approached the Emerald shrine again, Tails resting in the Doll. Knuckles was sitting by his emerald, "Hey, Sonic."

"Wassup Knux?" Sonic asked, "Haven't seen you since you got...'haunted' by that ghost... heh heh."

"Hi Knuckles," Tails said, waving the doll's arm.

"ARCH!" IT'S HERE AGAIN!" Knuckles leaped behind the emerald, "LEAVE ME ALONE AGAIN! I NEED MY BLANKIE!!!"

"... I'm not scary," Tails said, coming out of the Tails doll, "Right?"

Again, Knuckles didn't respond. He just lay there, shivering and babbling to himself.

Sonic burst out laughing for a while, before he clutched his heart in pain.

"Sonic!" Tails yelled, dropping to the ground and running over, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay, Tails...I'm just..." Sonic wheezed, "DYING laughing!" He laughed some more before they turned to terrible coughs and he fell over, landing face first on the ground.

Tails quickly checked to make sure Sonic was still breathing (he wasn't), before possessing him to try and wake him up. Nothing. Tails burst out again and sighed.

"I hope he hasn't died too..." Tails sighed again, "Knuckles!"

"...What?" Knuckles popped out from behind the rock.

"Sonic's not breathing! Help me out here!"

"Urgh...Tails?" came a echoing sigh, "What happened? I was laughing and now..." Tails looked at Sonic to see another ghostly apparation floating over Sonic's body.

"Great...now YOU'RE a ghost too," Tails sighed.

"I am?" Sonic looked at himself, "AAH! I am! And my butt is REALLY big! Why didn't you tell me?"

"... What?"

"About my butt?"

"That's kinda off subject," Tails wailed (which, being a ghost, was easy) "You're dead too!"

"Well, not really..." Knuckles said, "He can revive himelf by getting back into his body, provided it hasn't sustained major damage."

"Does being burned to a crisp and stuck underground for two years count as major damage?" Tails asked.

"Of course. Your heart would've been fried!"

"Wait..." Sonic said slyly, "Tails... how do you posess people?"

"... By touching them," Tails said, "It's a bit harder to not possess people."

"I see...possess Knuckles and bring my body back to the Workshop. I'm gonna have some quick fun before I go back..."

"...Why? What;re you gonna do?" Tails asked, worried and somewhat paranoid.

"Just gonna visit Amy...you don't wanna know."

"... Okay... Knuckles, do you mind?" Tails asked.

"No! Of course not!" Knuckles said, stepping to the stairs. He suddenly tripped, slamming into Tails. Tails woke up to see Knuckles' stupid gloves.

"Great!" Sonic said, "Now pick up my body and I'll meet you in three hours!" Sonic zoomed off without another word.

Tails sighed, and picked up Sonic's body and the Tails Doll. It was surprisingly easy - Sonic seemed a lot lighter than when he'd picked him up in life. Or maybe Knuckles was just stronger. Or maybe Sonic actually went on that diet Amy told him to go on. No-one knew.

A few hours later...

Tails waited paitently for Sonic. His body was stretched out on the table as the door made noises. Sonic phased through and was sighing with happiest sounds.

"Hi Tails..."

"Hi Sonic," Tails said from the doll, "How was your... trip... to Amy's house?"

"Fantastic!" Sonic sighed, "I maneged to posess Amy, somehow. So it was just me... a mirror... some of her... underclothes... and some sticks. Best three hours of my life! So...how did Knuckles take being posessed?"

"He got angry, beat your body hard enough that you started breathing again, tried to rip my doll to shreds, and stormed out."

"So your saying my body.. can't be reposessed?"

"... You probably can. There's no one there right now, so you're just sleeping."

"Yeah, but the... major damage thing."

"Do you see any major damage to you body?" Tails asked.

There was a massive bout of bruises all over his body and even a few broken bones.

"... Yes."

"... Well, you're alive, so it probably doesn't really count."

"Yeah, but I'm not going back into nmy body when it has broken legs and a crushed wrist!" Sonic complained, "... Say, what would happen if we tried colloading with each other? Surely we're solid to each other..."

"... Alright, we'll see," Tails said, coming out of the doll, "But then you're going back into your body whether you like it or not."

"RIGHT!" Sonic whooped, "READY! FIRE!" Sonic sped along to collide with Tails. He was right. Very right. Tails was catapulted out of the house and into the city. He landed in Rouge's house... and in Rouge's body...

"Oh..." Tails said, rubbing his head, "Huh? My voice... What..." Tails looked down to see who he'd accidentally possessed, "... Okay...that's a very big chasm. And I don't like it! Who IS this woman?" Tails checked the nearby... thing, "It says this is Rouge... Sonic spoke about here once. I better get out..." Tails strained to get out, ut there was nothing, "Oh come on! Now is NOT the time to stop working! These powers are about as unreliable as my Uncle Stoner's Vietnam War assualt Rifle Program! Well, better see what Rouge does in the meantime..."

Meanwhile...

"Uh?" Sonic asked, opening his eyes, "I'm...I'm back in my own body! I'm alive! OOOOOOOOOOW!" He clutched his legs, "But in pain! Forgot my legs were broken! I need a phone!" He looked to his left to see one, "Ah, phew. I KNEW it was a good idea to put a phone there..." he picked up the phone, "Hello? I need a ambulance! I've broken my legs! I'd come to you, but you know..."

Later...

Sonic was picked up by an ambulance, and taken to the hospital. Before he left, he asked that they left a note in case his friends were looking for him, and took the Tails Doll with him. He was lying in his nice white bed, wrist and legs in casts and bandages all over his body, owing to Knuckles' sharp fist spikes.

"Feeling better..." Sonic sighed, "Hope Amy doesn't hate me for messing up her room. Man, that stuff stinks. And where's Tails?"

Suddenly, Tails phased through the door, now away from Rouge and having a very disturbed look on his face. He caught sight of the Tails Doll, and instantly dived into it.

"Hey, bud!" Sonic said, weakly, "What happened to you?"

"Sonic..." Tails said, "Did you tell me of someone called Rouge?"

"Yeah... she's a good friend of mine," Sonic said, "She's a jewel thief in other universes, but..."

"She doesn't do THAT," Tails whimpered, "That was the worst three hours of my life!"

"Huh? OH, you caught her doing her rounds? That's terrible. I should've possessed HER, too. That chasm... you okay? You look like you've been looking at the entire Saw movie series!"

"... She..." the doll shuddered, "... I don't want to talk about it. Can you treat me like an actual doll for a little while?"

"You mean, hug you?"

"... Please," Tails said, "... Big bro."

"Okay..." Sonic hugged the fluffy plush, somewhat painfully oweing to his wrist, "Feeling any better?"

"A bit," Tails said.

"Don't cry... if you could," Sonic said, "I've got a treat for you..."

"What's that?" Tails asked curiously.

"Well, I was rooting around a board and this thing was on it..." Sonic showed Tails the leaflet, parts of it were hand written.

Inter-Dimensional Tails Meeting Club

All Tailses, Miles Prowers, there's a place for you here.
This is a meeting club for different versions of the person known as Miles "Tails" Prower. We won't turn any of you down...Maybe. Miley, that's not nice! Yes it is.
Meetings are weekly, and one of our members has devised a system to find new members. That's me. Cool, huh?
To join, just say "I want to join the IDTMC". It won't work if you're not one of us. So don't bother trying, Tails-stalkers!
Members are given a special watch that teleports them to the meeting place and notifies them of special messages. I made those.
So, what're you waiting for? Need another Tails to talk to? Join the IDTMC today!
Warning: Tailses with IQs lower than shoeboxes need not apply. Not that we'll turn you away...MILEY! Sorry...

"That's unusual..." Sonic chuckled, "It seems to have been made by TWO Tailses!" Sonic tried to laugh, but was soon coughing violently.

"You okay, Sonic?" Tails asked.

"Nope. I'm OFF laughing now..." Sonic sighed, "It says here that you just have to say something to attract them. Give it a go. But you should probably be out of the doll."

"Alright..." Tails said, de-possessing the doll, "I want to join the IDTMC."

FLASHBACK END

"... And, well, you guys know the rest," Phails said, "The...end."

The other Talses clapped very quickly.

"Nice story," Tails said, "Hey! What do you guys think of Phails'... Heh heh... Story? Any questions?"

"I thought it was alright..." Miley sniffed, "I kinda like how you ended up in Rouge's body. But what was Sonic doing in Amy's body? He WOULDN'T possess Amy to just feel her up. That's NOT SONIC, no matter what those dirt-minded fans think."

"I checked, he was..." Milessa sighed, "Nasty, perverted little... I think it was a beautiful little story. And not a single pee joke."

"Yeah, those were getting old," The candy-covered one said, "Robin?"

"It was cool," Robin said, "Wonder if you could possess Tailsko... Maybe make her less annoying. Do you think I would have ended up like her if I was still a girl?"

"Well, look at me and Milessa," Miley said, "I'm pretty smart, so is she. Tailsko... isn't. She only cares about her body!"

"Well, that's all there is to it!" Tailsko argued, "Why have intellegents when you have super-sized vests?"

"BREASTS, Tailsko!" Miley shouted, "GROW SOME DAMN BRAINS ALREADY!"

"Please calm down, Miley," Tails sighed.

"... You want me to possess her?" Phails asked.

"Yes, please. Might make an improvment."

Phails nodded, and flew into Tailsko's... Well, let's just say he found it unpleasant. He quickly flew out again.

"I'm not doing it! It brings back memories of that time with Rouge... the chasm..."

"Sorry..." Robin patted Phails' back, "I apologize."

"Wait, how is he touching him WITHOUT getting posessed?" Tailby asked.

"I dunno. Maybe because he's also Tails. Or maybe because he's part Robin. Or he's REALLY careful," a costumed Tails added, "I dunno. I fight crime."

"Or maybe because I've learned to control it," Phails said.

"And I do stuff..." Tailsko dribbled, "Pretty stuff... like shopping... and being coooooool..."

"And duuuuumb..." Miley snarked.

"Is there a way to make her any less annoying?" A female Tails in a red dress known as Tailmy asked.

"Potatoes..." Tailsko hummed dumbly.

"...Alright, who's going next?" Tails asked.

TO BE CONTINUED...