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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail"we are no longer the knights who say Ni!
We are now the knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!"
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There are too many people who have not seen this movie. "NI!" I say! NI!
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Love it. Now I just need to be able to use stamps again, lol.
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'Ni' can actually be used as a form of torture. Tested on younger siblings.
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What a great stamp!Love it!
Man)"Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?"
Arthur)"Uhm...yes."
Man)"Oh what times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Even those who arrange,design and sell shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period of history."
Arthur)"Did you say shrubberies?"
Man)"Yes,I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
Bedevere)"NI!"
Arthur)"No! Nononono!"
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What is it, Knights Who...Knights Who Until Recently Said, 'Ni'?
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We are no longer the knights who say, "Ni". We are now the knights who say "Icky-icky-icky-WHOOP-bang-ptang-HOOP-boing-whoop-shnowsn"
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"Ni!"
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THEEEEENNNNNNNNNN, you must cut down the largest tree in the forest with..................
A HERRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DUH-DUHHH
cut down a tree with a herring? It cant be..
AHH!! Don't say that word!
What word?
I cannot tell! The word the Knights of Ni cannot hear!
Well how can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is?
AHHHHH!!
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XD I know the word; I watched the movie
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Dei Jesus Domine; Dona Eis Requiem.....
*BONK*
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ROFL
BURN 'ER! BURN 'ER!!
How do you know she is a witch?
She looks like one!
etc.
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
....I got better.
BURN 'ER ANYWAY!!!
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When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England!
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Okay, you stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room, until I come and get him.
Right, we'll not let him leave the room, even if you come and get him.
No, no, until, I come and get him.
Oh, I see, right.
*walks away*
*guards walk with him*
Where are you going?
We're coming with you.
I didn't get that right XD
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One day, lad, all this will be yours.
What, the curtains?
No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see! Stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.
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Old woman!
Man!
man, sorry. What night lives in that castle over there?
I'm thirty seven!
I.. What?
I'm thirty seven, I'm not old.
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Well, I can't just call you 'Man'...
You could say, "Dennis"!
I didn't know you were called "Dennis'!
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
I did say sorry about the old woman, but from behind, you look...
What I object to, is you automatically treating me like an inferior!
Well, I *am* King...
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Oh, king, eh, very nice.. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! If there's ever going to be any progress.....
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here! Oh... How'dya do?
How do you do good lady. I am Arthur, king of the Britans.
Who are the Britans?
Well, we all are. We are all britans, and I am your king.
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an atonomus collective.
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You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
Oh, there you go, on about "Classes" again!
Plrease, good people! I am in haste! What Knight lives in that castle?
No one lives there.
Well, then, who is your Liege?
We don't have one.
What?!
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting-- By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- But by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
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Be quiet! I order you to be QUIET!
Order, eh, who does he think he is?
I am your KING!
Well I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings!
Well, how'd you become king, then??
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The Lady of the Lake..her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
[interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Be Quiet!
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
SHUT UP!!
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!
Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Bloody peasant!
Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
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a shrubbery. one with two layers, oh but not too high, and a little path running down the middle.
(lol.....i have a shirt with ni! on it ^^)
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Not (!) the knights who say Ni!
A shrubbery?
Yes! A shrubbery! And not one too big...or too small
xD
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One that looks nice and not too expensive.
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