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Description
Riley Johnson drawn in WarioWare‘s artstyle.

Microgames
*A Wheel Pain {Original} (Dis little carino needs some exercise! Make sure he runs with all his might!)
**A Button: Run
*Assembly Line {Mega Microgame$!} (Line up da body style with da tires to get dat sweet ride rolling!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move
*Bad Man Bash {Mega Microgame$!} (Dose wiseguys'll be movin’ to da beat, better beat DEM to da punch!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Attack
*Bug Bite {Mega Microgame$!} (Dat mosquito is a highly trained assassin, able to whack his targets in one fell swoop! Just as long as he don’t get hit by any clouds of bug spray mind ya..)
**A Button: Drop
*Catch of the Day {Smooth Moves} (If dose perishables think dey can walk away that easily, they can fuhgeddaboudit!)
**A Button: Catch
*Castanet, First Chair {Smooth Moves} (Slappin' da Multi-Slab ain’t gonna cut it dis time! Ya better press da A Button to da beat if ya wanna win!)
**A Button: Tap
*Crazy Crush {Twisted!} (Dat gurl is wantin’ to get up close and personal to her crush, wait till he’s near the alley where the girl’s at then rush to ‘im!)
**A Button: Run
*Cymbalism {Mega Microgame$!} (My bestie doesn’t like pigeons, and clearly deez guys are carryin' messages dat shouldn’t be answered.. Da best advice I have, is to don’t miss!)
**A Button: Smush pigeons
*Emoticube {D.I.Y.} (I never was one to play with toys as a kid.. Though I think you’re supposed to stop at da emotion that matches da command..)
**A Button: Stop
*Fitting In {Smooth Moves} (Seems our stone headed friend is a little lonesome.. Maybe if he did what the people did he would fit in better!)
**A Button: Stand/Squat
*For the Record... {Record Guy from Game & Wario} (Deez wiseguys think they can claim dis record as there property?! Make 'em think twice by flickin' em off!)
**A Button: Flick
*Guy Scraper {Mega Microgame$!} (I always found da circus to be a really weird place.. Especially with dem acrobats..)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move
*Kickback {D.I.Y.} (Kick dem pots that the monkey throws to da beat!)
**A Button: Kick
*Nab it Fast! {Bone Appetit from Smooth Moves} (Whatever ya plan on stealing, better wait until da guard isn’t watching!)
**A Button: Snatch
*Naval Force {D.I.Y. Showcase} (Put that gut of yours to good use and stop any missiles from comin' your way!)
**A Button: Belly block
*Pogo a Go-Go! {Super Wario from Twisted!} (I heard those moles makin' fun of me, so they gotta get whacked! Just not in the way you’d think..)
**Directional Buttons/Either Control Stick: Move
*Puttin' My Foot Down {I Can Smash! from D.I.Y.} (Smush whatever comes under ya feet! Except anythang that’s pointy!)
**A Button: Smush
*Samurai Slice {Game & Wario} (Keep to da beat and slice up dat salmon!)
**A Button: Slice
*Scoot or Die {Mega Microgame$!} (Dat coffin dodger has a bounty on her head! Better keep her safe from any assassins tryin' to whack her!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move
*Shingle Smasher {Mega Microgame$!} (Ya might think dis game would belong in da sports genre, but not everythin' you’ll punch in half is conventional..)
**A Button: Break
*Siege and Desist {Original} (They think those wiseguys have the right to lock you out?! Show 'em what for and ram down the castle gate!)
**A Button: Ram
*Slap Jack! {Twisted!} (Dis is the giant’s turf! You better step off or you’ll get smacked outta the sky!)
**A Button: Slap
*Snack Trap {Alien Ambush from Mega Microgame$!} (Hey, that snack is walking away from you! Catch it so you can eat it later!)
**A Button: Drop Bars
*Snot So Fast! {Allergy Attack from Game & Wario} (Ya nose darn well I ain’t lettin’ no crooks get away, luckily Baroness Drip is here to help!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move
*Stick a Fork in It {Smooth Moves} (It seems our big cheeked friend wants to eat! Better stab what’s on da table to fill his tummy!)
**A Button: Stab
*Stick It Through 'Em! {Smooth Moves} (Dis one‘s all about timing, so wait until da food is lined up and then stab ‘em!!)
**A Button: Skewer
*Swat Team {Smooth Moves} (Da coppers managed ta get a new burglar defense system.. If I remember correctly, ya gotta wait till the crook sneaks by da shadow before you can smush 'em!)
**A Button: Swat
*Thar He Blows {Twisted!} (Dat Multi-Slab ain’t got a mic in it, so ya better stick to pressin' the A button when ya get to da red part of da gauge!)
**A Button: Inflate
*Weird Science {Twisted!} (Even tho viruses can make ya sick, they still deserve a break now and then.. Just try not to hit da rim of dat beaker, dey got sensitive family jewels..)
**A Button: Jump
*WINDBAG {Game & Wario} (No rhythmic gimmicks here! Just plug up dat wiseguy’s mouth so he stops blowing down things like da Big Bad Wolf!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move

Character Cards

Story Chapter: Sandbag Slobberknocker (Strange) [Sup? Da name’s Riley "Cat Smash" Johnson, but you can just call me Riley. And I’ve got one heck of a game lineup for you! Dis starter pack is downright weird, or Strange if ya want to get technical.... But da catch is, the song Body Rock will be playing throughout da stage (with da exception of da boss) and da key to winning these games is to get with the rhythm while I smack some sense into 13 sandbags! Think you got what it takes (Player’s name)?]

Sandbag Slobberknocker Prologue
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Sandbag Slobberknocker Epilogue
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Level Quotes
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Description
Riley Johnson drawn in WarioWare‘s artstyle.

Microgames
*A Wheel Pain {Original} (Dis little carino needs some exercise! Make sure he runs with all his might!)
**A Button: Run
*Assembly Line {Mega Microgame$!} (Line up da body style with da tires to get dat sweet ride rolling!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move
*Bad Man Bash {Mega Microgame$!} (Dose wiseguys'll be movin’ to da beat, better beat DEM to da punch!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Attack
*Bug Bite {Mega Microgame$!} (Dat mosquito is a highly trained assassin, able to whack his targets in one fell swoop! Just as long as he don’t get hit by any clouds of bug spray mind ya..)
**A Button: Drop
*Catch of the Day {Smooth Moves} (If dose perishables think dey can walk away that easily, they can fuhgeddaboudit!)
**A Button: Catch
*Castanet, First Chair {Smooth Moves} (Slappin' da Multi-Slab ain’t gonna cut it dis time! Ya better press da A Button to da beat if ya wanna win!)
**A Button: Tap
*Crazy Crush {Twisted!} (Dat gurl is wantin’ to get up close and personal to her crush, wait till he’s near the alley where the girl’s at then rush to ‘im!)
**A Button: Run
*Cymbalism {Mega Microgame$!} (My bestie doesn’t like pigeons, and clearly deez guys are carryin' messages dat shouldn’t be answered.. Da best advice I have, is to don’t miss!)
**A Button: Smush pigeons
*Emoticube {D.I.Y.} (I never was one to play with toys as a kid.. Though I think you’re supposed to stop at da emotion that matches da command..)
**A Button: Stop
*Fitting In {Smooth Moves} (Seems our stone headed friend is a little lonesome.. Maybe if he did what the people did he would fit in better!)
**A Button: Stand/Squat
*For the Record... {Record Guy from Game & Wario} (Deez wiseguys think they can claim dis record as there property?! Make 'em think twice by flickin' em off!)
**A Button: Flick
*Guy Scraper {Mega Microgame$!} (I always found da circus to be a really weird place.. Especially with dem acrobats..)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move
*Kickback {D.I.Y.} (Kick dem pots that the monkey throws to da beat!)
**A Button: Kick
*Nab it Fast! {Bone Appetit from Smooth Moves} (Whatever ya plan on stealing, better wait until da guard isn’t watching!)
**A Button: Snatch
*Naval Force {D.I.Y. Showcase} (Put that gut of yours to good use and stop any missiles from comin' your way!)
**A Button: Belly block
*Pogo a Go-Go! {Super Wario from Twisted!} (I heard those moles makin' fun of me, so they gotta get whacked! Just not in the way you’d think..)
**Directional Buttons/Either Control Stick: Move
*Puttin' My Foot Down {I Can Smash! from D.I.Y.} (Smush whatever comes under ya feet! Except anythang that’s pointy!)
**A Button: Smush
*Samurai Slice {Game & Wario} (Keep to da beat and slice up dat salmon!)
**A Button: Slice
*Scoot or Die {Mega Microgame$!} (Dat coffin dodger has a bounty on her head! Better keep her safe from any assassins tryin' to whack her!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move
*Shingle Smasher {Mega Microgame$!} (Ya might think dis game would belong in da sports genre, but not everythin' you’ll punch in half is conventional..)
**A Button: Break
*Siege and Desist {Original} (They think those wiseguys have the right to lock you out?! Show 'em what for and ram down the castle gate!)
**A Button: Ram
*Slap Jack! {Twisted!} (Dis is the giant’s turf! You better step off or you’ll get smacked outta the sky!)
**A Button: Slap
*Snack Trap {Alien Ambush from Mega Microgame$!} (Hey, that snack is walking away from you! Catch it so you can eat it later!)
**A Button: Drop Bars
*Snot So Fast! {Allergy Attack from Game & Wario} (Ya nose darn well I ain’t lettin’ no crooks get away, luckily Baroness Drip is here to help!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move
*Stick a Fork in It {Smooth Moves} (It seems our big cheeked friend wants to eat! Better stab what’s on da table to fill his tummy!)
**A Button: Stab
*Stick It Through 'Em! {Smooth Moves} (Dis one‘s all about timing, so wait until da food is lined up and then stab ‘em!!)
**A Button: Skewer
*Swat Team {Smooth Moves} (Da coppers managed ta get a new burglar defense system.. If I remember correctly, ya gotta wait till the crook sneaks by da shadow before you can smush 'em!)
**A Button: Swat
*Thar He Blows {Twisted!} (Dat Multi-Slab ain’t got a mic in it, so ya better stick to pressin' the A button when ya get to da red part of da gauge!)
**A Button: Inflate
*Weird Science {Twisted!} (Even tho viruses can make ya sick, they still deserve a break now and then.. Just try not to hit da rim of dat beaker, dey got sensitive family jewels..)
**A Button: Jump
*WINDBAG {Game & Wario} (No rhythmic gimmicks here! Just plug up dat wiseguy’s mouth so he stops blowing down things like da Big Bad Wolf!)
**Directional Buttons/Joysticks: Move

Character Cards

Story Chapter: Sandbag Slobberknocker (Strange) [Sup? Da name’s Riley "Cat Smash" Johnson, but you can just call me Riley. And I’ve got one heck of a game lineup for you! Dis starter pack is downright weird, or Strange if ya want to get technical.... But da catch is, the song Body Rock will be playing throughout da stage (with da exception of da boss) and da key to winning these games is to get with the rhythm while I smack some sense into 13 sandbags! Think you got what it takes (Player’s name)?]

Sandbag Slobberknocker Prologue
TBA

Sandbag Slobberknocker Epilogue
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Level Quotes
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