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Targord [2015-04-06 00:06:15 +0000 UTC]
Come to my farm next applejack
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jedipat In reply to Targord [2015-10-02 18:11:27 +0000 UTC]
(Dirty mind XD)
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987computer [2015-02-21 18:02:11 +0000 UTC]
*sleeping under her hat*
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Fundalo In reply to 987computer [2015-02-28 20:27:44 +0000 UTC]
*Applejack notices you* "Huh, what are ya' doin' in there parder?"
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987computer In reply to Fundalo [2015-02-28 20:36:42 +0000 UTC]
*still sleeping in her mane*
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Fundalo In reply to 987computer [2015-03-01 02:57:30 +0000 UTC]
*Applejack carefully takes you out of her mane, holding you in her hoof.* "Are y'all ok?"
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987computer In reply to Fundalo [2015-03-01 11:50:21 +0000 UTC]
*still sleeping*
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Chaos51268 [2014-06-22 18:58:41 +0000 UTC]
You know... Β This location of the picture looks like the St. John Dairy in The Walking Dead by Telltale Games.
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jedipat In reply to TheProky [2015-02-02 14:00:32 +0000 UTC]
And accidentally knock a few trees down in the proccess.
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jedipat In reply to TheProky [2015-02-02 14:14:57 +0000 UTC]
She needs to get BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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TheProky In reply to jedipat [2015-02-02 17:09:16 +0000 UTC]
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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jedipat In reply to TheProky [2015-02-02 18:24:58 +0000 UTC]
And bigger, and bigger, and bigger,and bigger, and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and BIGGER!
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jedipat In reply to TheProky [2015-02-02 20:05:35 +0000 UTC]
She must be bigger! Bigger than anything!
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boeingboeing2 [2013-11-16 02:00:07 +0000 UTC]
T-27 Tucano and f 16 flies by
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boeingboeing2 [2013-06-09 02:52:35 +0000 UTC]
Driving bike on the farm sees Apple Jack and crashes into a sign
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SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-16 02:49:33 +0000 UTC]
"Hey Applejack! What brings you to Earth?"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-16 08:20:56 +0000 UTC]
Applejack: "Ah'm just travelling around, looking at farms like this one." *she smiles* "Why do ya ask,little fella?"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-16 21:12:50 +0000 UTC]
Applejack: "Well, Ah'm kinda homesick..." *she looks down in sadness*
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-16 21:25:06 +0000 UTC]
"Homesick? Then...you must have been away from Equestria for a while. If you don't mind me asking...what's keeping you here? Why not just head for the nearest portal-station and go home?"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-16 21:50:11 +0000 UTC]
Applejack: "Yes I have, and I can't get near the portal-station without the darn military shooing me away, threatening me with their darn guns..." *she sniffs and a big tear leaves her eye, landing close to you*
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-16 21:52:57 +0000 UTC]
*(Dodges the tear. As I look back up at AJ, I realize something)*
"Wait...'threatening you'? The military? But...did they ever tell you why they were even there? If the portal-station is on lock-down...something must have happened!"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-16 22:16:30 +0000 UTC]
Applejack: *she carefully lies down in front of you* "Yeah, and it was mah fault... Ah- Ah didn't mean to... it was an accident..." *she sniffs again*
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-17 00:55:35 +0000 UTC]
"'Your fault'...what happened?"
*(Gently puts a hand on AJ's gigantic face)*
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-17 06:01:20 +0000 UTC]
Applejack: *she smiles slightly and nuzzles you carefully as you do*
"Ah accidentally destroyed a pair of houses early on when Ah got here, and because of that they think Ah'm some monster... Ah wish they could listen to me so that Ah can go home. This is a nice place and all, but Ah'd be much more happier if people didn't think Ah was a monster...
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-18 01:30:46 +0000 UTC]
*Thinks a moment*
"What if you had someone to vouch for you? Like a negotiator. They could talk to the authorities for you and get this straightened out."
*(Smiles)* "I'd give it a shot."
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-18 10:00:25 +0000 UTC]
*She looks at you with wide and hopeful eyes*
Applejack: *she smiles widely* "Oh, please do, Ah'd be mighty grateful if you'd get them to understand that it was an accident."
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-18 18:01:17 +0000 UTC]
*Applejack smiles and gently scoops you up, putting you on her hat*
Applejack:: "Alrighty then, pardner, let's go!" *she carefully stands up and starts walking towards the portal station*
*later, at a safe distance*
Applejack: "Here we are little fella, go and talk to those little varmints!" *she puts you back down on the ground*
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-18 21:50:02 +0000 UTC]
Applejack: *she smiles at you* "Good luck."
*as you get closer to it you're stopped by a heavily armed guard*
Guard: "Halt! Identification please!"
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-18 22:03:05 +0000 UTC]
*(I produce my driver's lisence and hand it over. When the guard gives it back and nods, letting me pass, I take the opening)*
"Ahem...sir? I have a question to ask on behalf of one Applejack Apple--Earth Pony, arrived on Earth a few weeks ago. I know this isn't stadard procedure at all but...I need to speak with someone in charge."
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-18 22:23:17 +0000 UTC]
*a captain happens to pass by and hears your conversation*
Captain: "Well, you can speak to me sir, what would you like to ask?"
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-18 22:32:13 +0000 UTC]
*(Under my breath)* "Well that was easy..."
*(Out loud)* "Thank you Captain. I wanted to talk with you about Miss Applejack Apple--Earth Pony, arrived on Earth a few weeks back out of this very portal-station. I'll be honest with you, I'm here on her behalf as a negotiator. From her side of the story, she apparently smashed a pair of houses...by accident, she was quite adamant about that. She also told me that no-one will listen to her about the incident being an accident, and that she gets turned away every time she approaches this portal-station."
"So... First, I need to know both sides of the story, Captain. What is your take on what happened with Applejack?
Secondly, why was she left to wander on Earth? Why not deport her back to Equestria...for that matter, why haven't charges been filed, or arrests been made, or a trial held?"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-18 23:39:04 +0000 UTC]
Captain: *he looks confused* "Accident? I wasn't here at the time, but I was told she went on a rampage... seems like I've been lied to. And the portal-station broke down after she came through it."
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-19 00:40:47 +0000 UTC]
"That is strange... but for now, do I have your word that your men will stop threatening Applejack, and that she'll get a proper investigation?"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-19 01:02:02 +0000 UTC]
Captain: *he smiles* "Absolutely, I will get to it right away."
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-19 11:46:43 +0000 UTC]
*he smiles and salutes you back*
*later*
*as Applejack hears the good news she immediately scoops you up and hugs you to her chest* Applejack: "Thank you so much little fella!"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-19 18:11:41 +0000 UTC]
*she blushes slightly and releases you*
Applejack: "Sorry... so, what now?"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-19 18:50:50 +0000 UTC]
*she smiles and puts you back on her hat*
*later, at the portal-station, Applejack is welcomed by the captain*
Captain: "Greetings Miss Applejack, I'd like to apologize for the misunderstanding." *he says and bows*
Applejack: *she blushes slightly* "Oh, stop that sweet-talking, AJ's just fine, and I forgive you, you were lied to after all."
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-19 20:14:23 +0000 UTC]
"Glad I could help smooth things over, everyone. Now all that's left is to find out who lied about AJ, and why. And get the portal up and running, but that's what engineers are for.
Anything else I can do around here?"
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Mcayon In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2013-05-19 20:43:19 +0000 UTC]
*Princess Celestia suddenly walks forward with Flim and Flam and Trixie in chains*
Celestia: "We got the liars right here." *she grins and makes them walk to Applejack, the trio trembles in fear for the now furious apple-farmer*
Applejack: *she glares at the trio* "So you little varmints caused all this trouble for me!? And why!?" *she stomps her hoof at the ground*
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SomeRandomMinion In reply to Mcayon [2013-05-19 20:49:49 +0000 UTC]
*(The chained trio tremble in terror...and then they are suddenly enveloped in green fire! The blast clears, revealing three Changelings...but they're far smaller than Applejack, and look no older than Applebloom)*
Changeling Kid 1: "P-please don't hurt us! We-we were just doing what the Queen told us!"
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