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Published: 2015-05-24 09:05:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 10324; Favourites: 310; Downloads: 31
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In an Alternate Reality somewhere, Jasper is a bitter maintenance tech who fixes warp pads.-----
Projection seems like a logical ability for Jasper to have, considering her face gem, but also because I saw it in Manly and thought it was pretty cool.
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Peridot: Can't you try something!?
Β Jasper: well I've done everything I can and NOTHING'S WORKING!! (Pounds fist on console)
(everything starts working)
Peridot: well why didn't you start with THAT?
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lol i like her nose screen. you're so good at doing au fanart!
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The show would be very, very different if the screen came out of her nose. Just saying. I would have laughed and then peed in fear.Β
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in a deep feminin voice with slight rasp log date 678 phasat 9
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Pff hah X nice to know our Gems are useful....in a funny way XD
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But wait, wouldn't she need limb enhancers???
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No she could be PURL
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Purl is Pearl and Purl has holograms. The holograms are her own power, not technology.
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yeee
but puridot not a purl
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BUT SHE CANT BE A PURIDOT BECAUSE PURI CHEATED SHE HAS TA BE A PURL
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....
purl dusnt cheat
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WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THESE WEIRD ALTERNATE REALITY CHARACTERS THAT LOOK SO WEIRD!?
Though This Could Actually Work ~
Think About It...
It Recent Episodes, There's Been Evidence That Peri And Jasper Both Came From Kindergardens.
Plus, Remember What Peri Said In Too Far??
Amethyst Was Supposed To Look Different...
Maybe More Like JASPER!?
What If Amethyst And Jasper Switched Places, LITERALLY??
Imagine A Big, Beefy Homeworld Amethyst Calling A Smol, Stumpy Jasper An "Overcooked Runt."
Here Are Some Examples:
HOMEWORLD AMETHYST: i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/oβ¦
CRYSTAL GEM JASPER:Β i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/oβ¦
BOTH: i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/oβ¦
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I hope she doesn't sneeze while using that.
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"Alright, what the heck am I supposed toΒ do again...? Oh wait, a log entry, right. Ahem, Log Date...um...whatever 'now' is. I'm Jasper and I'm doing the maintenance whatsit on the superΒ warpΒ pad thingy." *Bangs her foot against the Galaxy Warp* "Looks fine. Going to go check on the kindergarten. But before I do, I just wantΒ to say that I'm a fighter not a fixer and I should not be stuck doing grunt work--!" *Notices the broken robonoid* "Uggh, great. Peridot's going to kill me for that." *Looks around before picking it up and flinging it off into the distance* "Heh, outta sight, outta mind...and now I have to redo the log entry. Great."
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Why is this the best thing ever?! LOL!!
also, let's agree- if Jasper was hiding in the bathroom, that would be AMAZING.
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!! Β That is so many different kinds of PERFECT!!
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lol
steven-jasper her name is jasper
mini robonoid comes up and jasper kicks it away
s sorry
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great idea and u drawed her so beauty I love this ;3;"
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