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Published: 2019-04-01 23:05:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 969; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 3
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It's April 1st, and the guys are pulling the oldest prank in history but it didn't do so well.Related content
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That didn't turned out as well as they had hoped.
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Nope. This is their epic fail
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Oh yeah, it certainly fits into that category for sure. XD
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Tiff: dad! Ted put a flaming bag of crap on our porch.
Douglas: I'm getting my gun.
Ted: oh shit, book it!
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The gang book it except for Brandon who tripped.
Brandon: Guys wait!
Ted: *running* Sorry, dude! Every figures for themselves!
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(hears a shotgun cock behind him.)
Douglas: so, you the dipshit who put crap on my door?
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Douglas: alright, then you've got 5 seconds tell me who. (Points gun at Brandon's face.
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Brandon: *cried* It was Ted! This was Ted's idea!
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Douglas: okay then, I've got two more questions. One: where does he live and two: which one was he, I saw two of you shit stains running off.
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Brandon: the red stink figure and he lives 10 blocks away, then take a left. The third house
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Douglas: thanks, now get the hell of my property!
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Brandon: Running. Running now. *ran off*
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Benny: I told you two that this was a bad idea.
Ted: then why'd you go along with it?
Benny: (points at Lenny) gee, what do you think?
Lenny: I'm sorry bro.
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Ted: Okay, look. We'll all be cool here until the heat dies down.
*doorbell ring*
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Lenny: oh God it's him!
Ted: shhhh! Keep your voice down! I'll go see who it is.
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Ted: *sneaks to the window and take a peek*
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*sees Mason outside*
Mason: guys? Is someone in there? I lost my keys and I can't get in.
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Ted: Phew.
Lenny: Who is it?
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Ted: it's just that dumbass Mason.
*Opens door*
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Mason: Thanks, Ted. Benny, Lenny? What you guys doing here?
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Benny: were hiding because these two morons put crap on Douglas's door.
Mason: wow that sounds scary.
Ted it is. Now can you please go away so we can hide?
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Mason: *smiles* Sure thing. *head upstairs*
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Ted: ok, now that that's out of the way, I've got a plan.
Benny/Lenny: what is it?
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Ted: Just follow my lead.
Benny/Lenny: We're already not liking the plan.
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Ted: aww, shut it. (Sits down) just sit down, wait it out and-- (door knocks) uggh, again? Mason! Get the door!
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Mason: (goes to the door and opens it, ted and Benny, Lenny can't hear him.) Oh hi. *Smack,thud*
Ted: alright now that Mason went to deal with that, let's just lay low.
Benny: are you sure it's a good idea to have Mason open the door.
Ted: what's the worst that could happen?
(Douglas is outside holding Mason as a hostage)
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(Ted and Benny/Lenny go to the window.)
Douglas: hey, red jackass! Get out here now!
Ted: no thanks, I'm good here.
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Benny: dude, your not seriously gonna let him die?
Lenny: yeah what the hell man.
Ted: oh boo hoo, if Mason does die, he can get closer to second base with Ms death.
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Douglus: Last chance! Come out or your gay friend, die!
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Benny: for the love of God Ted, help him!
Ted: and have my brains blown out? No thanks.
(While Benny and Ted argue, Lenny slowly reaches for one of teds empty beer bottles.)
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Lenny: *throws the bottle*
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*hits Ted in the head, knocking him out*
Lenny: help me drag him outside.
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*the brothers drag Ted outside*
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Douglas: alright jackass off you go. (Tosses mason, walks over to Ted.)
Ted
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Douglas: No, Ted. Not your dad, but death.
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Ted: guys? (Turns around to see the front door shut.)
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Douglas: so any last words before I turn your head into fertilizer for the lawn.
Ted: wait douglas, you don't have to do this, please I'll do anything!
Douglas: anything huh, well if that's the case. (Pulls out the burnt up bag from Ted's prank.) Eat this.
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Ted: *gagged in disgust*
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Douglas: you said you'd do anything, so it's either this or I blow your brains out.
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