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...I didn't expect this right off the bat.
It's humor.
It's ACTUALLY HUMOR! (Hallelujah.)
Ahem, if you we're not aware of it, I encounter Papyrus after I expect myself for anything...
...except for this.
Papryus' theme kicks in, like the normal fight. Except now sounding more like... if it was in GENOCIDE. Maybe even lower-pitch and slower that IF "Nyeh-Heh-Heh" was made a GENOCIDE Counterpart. (To be honest...I had to recreate to the nearest thing that I could get to this version of the "music".)

I didn't want the whole Toriel accident(?) to happen again, I just click on SPARE, and then she... well, read the post and catch up, if you haven't yet.
So now it's time to see what ACTions can I do, at least.
ACT:
* CHECK
* PLEAD
* FLIRT?
* INSULT?
Well, time to Plead. Why? BECAUSE OF...REASONS. (I PRESSED THE Z KEY BY ACCIDENT, WHOOPS.)
I expected...Not this.
(Game's text is detected by "*")
* You plead for Papyrus not to do this.
* Papyrus has no idea you’re talking about.
. . . (I have nothing to say. Just...WHAT.   That's all I got.)
His attacks is like you expect from the blue heart, which were still easy to do, just float through them.
Image Link  (And got hit, apparently only lost 3 HP.)
* The shadow of the creature feels like as if any moment, your head could be cut off your body.
...And there's the line that I expected.
Now to CHECK out the Not Really Spooky Skeleton.
* ERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERRORERROR
Well, that absolutely did NOT help.
Once again, he did the EXACT same attack. Similar to the way Papyrus had before he makes you, well, blue.
* You felt a presence.
And, that's a bad thing, what ever that "presence" is.
Well...wonder what FLIRT? does?
* You try to think of how to flirt with the skeleton…
* But, his eyeless face really distracts you from think of what the skeleton would normally like...
* You might need someone’s help for Skeleton Dating 101…
COME ON, SOMETHING-
-Wait.
Skeleton...
...Dating...
. . .
Well, I think I might know who's that "presence" is.
Another round of attacks, bones were flying, decently dodging them.
* The presence felt closer.
Well, I feel INSULT?ed at the situation, let's pass on the bad mood.
* You try to think of some form of insult…
* …but that would be complementing the skeleton, at the minimum of its current state.
  Are you serious with me right now? I can't do anything?
Spooks and bones may scare me, but they won't hurt me!
* The presence is next to you.
* But no one was there.
GREAT. JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
Well, I got nothing else left but to SPARE.
* . . .
* SO YOU WON'T FIGHT...
* THEN, TAKE THIS!
He throw a fury of... ORANGE BONES?!
I moved spastically across the screen to keep myself from getting hit. Then before I could even think, my soul went dead center to the box.The music faded out, and the soul became orange.
A bone came forward, so the logical thing was to avoid the bone, the bone snapped up to were I was and received 4 HP's worth of damage.
* YOU'RE ORANGE NOW.
* THAT'S MY REAL SPECIAL ATTACK!
* NYEH-HEH-HEH!
* You're orange now.
* The mysterious presence: Sans, appears out of nowhere to "help" the skeleton.
(GOSH-DARN BONE TROUSERS NOT FITING THE MOOD. It sounds like this, to get a basic idea. . And if you can't hear it...It's Bonetrousal, lower-pitched and the same speed, but with an... "Playing in a echo-ish room", it's rather unique, and was still as catchy as ever.)
WELL. I'M DEAD. I'M MORE THAN DEAD, I'M GOING TO HAVE A B A D T I M E...
...Aren't I?

There was now only one monster to ACT on:
* Sans
So I decided to act on Sans, because I DON'T WANNA HAVE A BAND TIME. (I don't want to be trom-boned, if you catch the drift. And he was my only option.)
* ACT:
* PUN
* ADVICE
* INSULT
* COMPLIMENT
I decided to ask him what he was doing here, but I didn't have the option. So I decide to COMPLIMENT him, so now perhaps he won't hurt me? (If he did meant it, by the way.)
* You told him that he has a snazzy sweater.
* He tells you that the sweater is a turtleneck, because he’s BIG-boned. And it’ll keep him warm during the bone-rattling cold.
And I forgot Sans does even Bone-related puns, it's pretty nice to see at least ONE of the characters acting normal.
Papyrus' attacks were MERCILESS, they were RIDICULOUS. And I thought I was dead when Sans did his infamous GASTER BLASTER,
before he did: "hey dirty hacker, i heard you needed some advice on skeletons?"
I received no damage. It only lasted for a few seconds, and was able to go on a bone when the blast deceased.
...
It's like orange. Sans is no longer a threat, in fact... he seems to be helping me.
(...Why? After all, I am a D I R T Y H A C K E R... He has a reason for this, and I might know why. I'm pretty sure you know too.)
I decided to use an item, I had some Nice Cream.
* You can be happy, just put on a smile! (That's not normally from the game, correct?)
* Your HP was maxed out.
He spoke yet again: "don't worry, i'll make "skeleton" think that i'm helping him capture you, and i'll "hit" you to help handle his attacks, in a sense."
The next turn began and Sans starts to help me more, but he looked...terrified, I don't know why... until the turn was over. (Image link:drive.google.com/file/d/0B9zx7… )
Papyrus hit Sans with a REALLY FAST bone for... 0.01 Damage, on his left eye socket.
Wow. That's definitely not 0.01 damage.
* i'm ok.
...Sans can do that? He can talk through the dialogue box?
...
Well, this was unexpected.
I decided to ask Sans for ADVICE, it's the least I could do.
* You ask Sans for advice.
The dialogue box "formed" next to him, along with his Comical Sans-y font.
"you want some advice, you dirty hacker?"
"save my brother, don't worry about me."
Sans did the same thing like the last turn, and made it easier, Papyrus hit him again. Now it was 0.02 damage.
For me, it was hard to watch, this was not the Papyrus that anyone ever seen, I wish I knew why the route made the characters act so...
...out-of-character. But, that's to be expected because I'm SAVEing Asriel, if you're wondering, no, I have not forgotten about him, in fact, it's the only thing that keeps me going, in the end, at least ASGORE will see his-
- . . . M Y G O D .
I know, I'm dragging you away from the story again, but... I'll have to fight ASGORE. The KING OF ALL MONSTERS. And see him do... well, I don't know.
I know he does do SUICIDE on the NEUTRAL route, if you kill Flowey on a previous run... (Which I'm hoping this does not actually happen on this route, at the end, for obvious reasons.)
...I'm not looking forward to the rest of this route. As if I have already a liking to this route...(NOT REALLY.)
I decided to INSULT for his rude behavior from earlier and his actions to help me out, which I hope knocks some sense into him, for what he got himself into.
* You insulted Sans, by saying he's a bonehead.
* He takes it as a compliment.
"aw, thanks kid."
Sans spoke for the third time: "what’s that?... why am i helping a dirty hacker like you?" His thought was cut off as the skeleton brothers' turn began.
Repeat, bones are quicker now, and Papyrus does 0.03 damage. This time cutting through his left arm.
Once again, the dialogue box stated: i'm ok.
I decided to say a PUN, to lift his spirits.
* You tell Sans a pun about skeletons, one from the goat monster’s journal.
* You could see him have a true, genuine, smile instead of the one permanently attached to his face.
* Sans’ puns and smile make you wish to have more actions to this situation…
* All of a sudden, you felt the ACT has more options now...
Well. I'm know what to do next turn.
Now he could finish his thought that was left off: "let's just say... no matter if they were a dirty hacker or not... i'm keeping a promise to a friend."
Well. He remember his promise to his now deceased friend. I may be feeling a bit of GUILT, so to say.
Repeat, now a scar forms on his jacket for 0.04 damage.
* Now would be a good time to ACT.
Read my mind, game. Read my mind.
Now I could interact with the "skeleton".
ACT:
* CHECK
* FLIRT
* INSULT
* PLEAD
* REMIND
Before I could even click on CHECK, the status of the "skeleton" started, and didn't count as a turn. (Thankfully.)
* “PAPYRUS” ATK 8 DEF ??? (Papyrus was in RED text.)
* You know that the Papyrus you know is in there, you have to attempt to SAVE him.
* Otherwise, you’re going have a one heck of a bad time.
NO TIME TO WASTE!!! (Caps Lock was on, whoops.)
Let's FLIRT the skeleton, with now with a chance to work, because of Sans' "sage" advice.
* Sans tells you that Papyrus likes puns, especially about skeletons.
* You remember that’s false and tell Papyrus that you can make spaghetti.
"Papyrus" said the following: "WHAT?!? I HATE SPAGHETTI! ECCK!"
Oh. You did NOT just say that to this face. NOW IT’S ON!
Repeat, the bones went even faster now, and "Papyrus" did 0.15 damage to Sans, he's showing himself to be tired.
* “Skeleton” is not allow another mistake from that stupid bonehead, he claims.
Well, time to INSULT "Papyrus" for his rude behavior.
* You tell “Papyrus” that he’s not himself, and you tell him to be nicer.
“WHAT IS THIS “NICE”? I NEVER HEARD THAT WORD IN MY LIFE. ALL I KNOW IS THIS SENTENCE’S MEANING:
"I T ‘ S K I L L O R B E K I L L E D.” (The music paused for the rest of the dialogue, and Sans looked at his brother in worriment.)
"A LITTLE FLOWER TAUGHT ME THAT." (The music resumed after I clicked Z for the "speech" to end.)
So Chara somehow doing this... But HOW? I mean, MEL, Chara's name for this playthrough, he "removed" Papyrus' eye sockets, or that's at least what I am assuming what are his "eyes".
Which he did to a skeleton.
A magical skeleton.
Not only that, but managed to do this to Sans for a brief moment, and Doggo for the sequence of meeting and fighting him along with Greater Dog with his ";" appearance, and Toriel, removing her ENTIRE face, with a non-existent stare to her face.
...
...I am really starting to get confused, and I have a lot of questions, but, for now, let's continue on with the story.

The turn commenced without Sans' help and I took about... 6 HP lost.
"Papyrus" hits Sans for now .16 damage.
* Smells like sweaty bones.
This time, I decided to try REMIND "Papyrus" of who he was.
* You tried to remind “Papyrus” who is REALLY is, telling him that he’s: “THE GREAT PAPYRUS!”, at the best attempt to replicate the way Papyrus spoke to you, like he always does to you with a smile.
*…
* It had no effect on “Papyrus”.
No help from Sans' and lost 4 HP, once again got hit for now .20 HP.
* d o n ' t w o r r y a b o u t m e .
* p l e a s e g i v e h i m m e r c y .
...But his name isn't...
Oh.
His name is YELLOW now, along with Sans, probably because of his low HP.
So by seeing that, I did with no second thoughts, I show him MERCY, I selected * SPARE.
The text stated:
* “Papyrus” refuses to give you MERCY.
Sans tried to help me once again, healing me with the Gaster Blaster beam being green, but the turn cut short when Papyrus hit Sans with another bone. It left him with 0.01 HP.
( If I did not mentioned this... I saw his HP bar the entire time. It was rather hard to watch.)
He was on his last hair of HP. (At this moment, my computer was DISABLED to take anymore screenshots. I tried, about 20 times, but the computer refused to allow me. Trust me what I say here, please.)
* Sans is low on HP. Also "Papyrus" ran out of bones, but still refuses to give you MERCY.
I couldn't take it anymore. I decided there was no other choice
I decided to FIGHT Papyrus.
I hit dead center on the bar. He received 0 DAMAGE. His dialogue went like this on me.  (The text was different, it was red still, but there was at least 10 lines being repeated, the one that I could understand was this one: FRISK, HELP ME. It made me feel my ACTIONS were being judged.)
No attack came, as "Papyrus" ran out of bones, thankfully.
Now I just had to do the right CHOICE.
* Now would be a good time to use SPELLS.
I nearly forgot that function was available to me.
Since the game stated it was time to be a wizard, I select SPELL.
* By using SPELLS, the SPELL… was reflected to SANS?!?
OH. (AHHHHHHHHHHH. )
The screen went white, and it showed Sans now with no eyes and look normal now. (Mock-up of the scene I saw. )
* They’re now brothers again.
* Now you can SPARE them.
OH MY GOD. :laa:
FINALLY. I CAN SPARE SOMEONE. (CELEBRATION TIME! But seriously, this battle took it's time to make it painful to watch as possible.)
As soon as I clicked on SPARE...
THE GAME CRASHED. (GIVE ME A BREAK, GAME.)
I was tired but it was... 6:00 PM, so I decided to reopen the game.
"Flowey" was there to greet me.

Notes

1. SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG, IT'S HARD TO WRITE "CHAPTERS" WHILE SCHOOL IS PRESENT.
2. This weekend I'll be active, so hope I'll be able to complete the next one...After I have a little break.

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Comments: 13

Stickythefireband [2016-05-19 13:07:44 +0000 UTC]

this is like the combination of help_tale and anomalytale

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yoshivigking [2015-12-13 00:40:06 +0000 UTC]

Surprise Bro I'm-a Here!

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Fantasyfan101 [2015-12-12 17:27:02 +0000 UTC]

Wonder what happens next...

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Mel-Toon In reply to Fantasyfan101 [2015-12-29 00:59:15 +0000 UTC]

(Sorry for takings so long response, Christmas with the family, for a while.)
How about you read for yourself
luigi-clash-crash.deviantart.c…
Perhaps there's more to the plot than one may think...

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Fantasyfan101 In reply to Mel-Toon [2015-12-29 01:08:52 +0000 UTC]

How was your holiday by the way? ^^

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Mel-Toon In reply to Fantasyfan101 [2015-12-29 01:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh, it went fantastic, of course, my family will be back together by New Year's Eve to celebrate it?
So, how was YOUR Holiday?

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Fantasyfan101 In reply to Mel-Toon [2015-12-29 01:21:47 +0000 UTC]

I enjoyed it, my nieces came over and had there presents and we later had Christmas dinner.

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Mel-Toon In reply to Fantasyfan101 [2015-12-29 01:25:37 +0000 UTC]

That sounds nice.

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Fantasyfan101 In reply to Mel-Toon [2015-12-29 01:28:15 +0000 UTC]

Get anything neat?

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Mel-Toon In reply to Fantasyfan101 [2015-12-29 01:45:05 +0000 UTC]

Yep, got finally what I wanted.
A digital tablet.
Discover it's different than drawing on paper, even though it's obviously not, and yet I expected it to act like normal paper.
Trying to improve upon my skills of using the tablet.
Along with other materials, such as socks and a wallet.
You?

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Fantasyfan101 In reply to Mel-Toon [2015-12-29 02:04:27 +0000 UTC]

Nice.

I didn't really get anything, never asked for anything XD

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Mel-Toon In reply to Fantasyfan101 [2015-12-29 02:08:32 +0000 UTC]

(pfff *insert chuckle here*)
That's to be expected.
If nothing is asked, nothing shall be received...
Or some cheesy line like that.

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Fantasyfan101 In reply to Mel-Toon [2015-12-29 02:11:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. XD

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