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Published: 2012-03-20 03:38:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 782; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 11
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Ordinary science fiction writers name their spaceships things like “Agamemnon” and “Yggdrasil”. Iain M. Banks names his ships things like “Frank Exchange Of Views” and “Use Psychology”.
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wooaa [2019-09-23 05:16:23 +0000 UTC]

My vavorite was the "Very Little Gravitas Indeed"

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nicwoods [2012-03-28 17:42:19 +0000 UTC]

"That's...awesome." was perfect.

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mellapants In reply to nicwoods [2012-04-04 05:10:43 +0000 UTC]

No other response would be appropriate. Because it's... awesome.

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Maskmaker24 [2012-03-22 03:55:40 +0000 UTC]

As a big fan of Iain M Banks and the Culture in particular, I fully agree with the awesomeness of Supple Cow Ears

The more spectacularly dangerous a thing appears, the less threatening the name ought to be

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mellapants In reply to Maskmaker24 [2012-03-25 16:42:22 +0000 UTC]

I agree! As long as we avoid any name that can be found in a toy store. I think Emperors of Known Space should have to work a little harder than "pink fluffy kitten" and "candy cane unicorn".

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ElizaMoonchild [2012-03-21 08:51:48 +0000 UTC]

I had a cat. His name was "Sir Farts Too Much"... Does that count?

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mellapants In reply to ElizaMoonchild [2012-03-25 16:28:39 +0000 UTC]

It does have that "three words or more" thing going for it. So I think it counts.

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SheTheTDE [2012-03-20 06:28:36 +0000 UTC]

LMfreakingAO
I want that sword!

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LostThyme [2012-03-20 05:30:41 +0000 UTC]

I, too, would like to know where to find these books.

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mellapants In reply to LostThyme [2012-03-25 16:35:13 +0000 UTC]

The books are the Culture series by Iain M. Banks. He's a pretty popular sci-fi writer so he should be very easy to find!

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Winterous [2012-03-20 05:04:34 +0000 UTC]

First of all, what game?
Second, what series of books would these be?

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mellapants In reply to Winterous [2012-03-25 16:32:37 +0000 UTC]

The books are the Culture books by Iain M. Banks. Ed is a big fan. I'm a less big fan, but Banks does write well.

I can't say what the game is, I promised Ed I'd keep at least some real-life details secret.

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GoaliGrlTilDeath [2012-03-20 04:33:47 +0000 UTC]

SO MANY PANELS!

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MettagiriSuru [2012-03-20 04:27:44 +0000 UTC]

"you were killed by WHAT?"
">:U I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT..."

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