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MeltingMan234 — Conker's Return
Published: 2014-06-11 00:53:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 3062; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 7
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Here's another comic related to E3 of 2014. Behold! The only positive pic on the internet related to Conker appearing in Project: Spark. Let the blood flow!!! lol There was a couple of alternate endings for this comic. Originally it was just going to end with Flexo and Conker with dialogue that was more like this.
Flexo: So, still couldn't convince them to give you a new game?
Conker: Ah shudaap!!!
I later changed it to a more happier ending and I really wanted to have Crash Bandicoot staring at him from a couple of feet away from him saying, "Lucky bastard." Unfortunately the Crash model mysteriously disappeared from the Workshop and the one from the old Gmod website doesn't work. So much for my plans in featuring Crash in my comics.
Conker - Rare
Timmy - Mystery Science Theater 3000
Proto-Sally - Archie
Proto-Francis, Mel, Classic Heavy and Classic Sniper - Valve
Vectorman and Metal Sonic 3.0 - SEGA
Flexo - Futurama
Dopefish - Commander Keen
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Comments: 12
Conker appearing in Project Spark turns out to be DLC & Microsoft lied to the fans with false advertising of Conker appearing in Project Spark & never said that he's DLC or not until the game was released.
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Basically, Microsoft purchased Rare to use the at-the-time awesome company for their own selfish ends.
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All the talent left Rare when they were bought by Microsoft. As in, the talented people left, not the concept of talent. It's not like Microsoft drained their talent energy into making a new Halo game.
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I always think that Nintendo should just buy the Conker and Banjo-Kazooie franchises. It's like Microsoft is doing nothing with them.
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Yeah the people who made the DKCR games could make them
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Retro Studios. They did a good job with Metroid and Donkey Kong Country. They could make a true third Banjo-Kazooie game and a sequel for Conker.
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I thought their name was retro, i just wanted to make sure i wasn't getting them confused with someone else
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Yeah, I don't know what happened to most of the Crash models. I can't find any Chaos model from Sonic Adventure either.
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(meanwhile, in Abandon Alley)
Crash: Whaddya mean I'm just old meat? YOU my friends just care about first-person shooters and all I get is just a remake of one of my racing games for mobile thingymajiggs!
SONY exec: (garbled on phone)
Crash: What's that? You got my rights back from Activision? Well whoop-de-doo because a friend of mine from an M-rated game is going to be playable in a game meant for artistic kiddies! Well, good day to you sir! You can just name 2015 "The Year of the Bandicoot!" (hangs up)
(meanwhile at Sony HQ in the Public's Eye)
SONY exec: He gave us the signal Masaru, 2015 is the Year of the Bandicoot! Drinks for everybody!!!
Spyro: Lucky Aussie. He gets the life and all I get is lousy toys.
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