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I AM SO SICK OF LOOKING AT THIS
AAAUGH THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN DOODLE WHY DID YOU TAKE THREE HOURS.
... So, this popped up in a conversation with ~pikazard over MSN. We ended up redoing all of Gaston's song with Bleck and Fawful... It's terribly long and makes no sense. Now with 100% more better-ness!
(Notice, do not actually sing along to the song with this. It doesn't work. And bold stands for Bleck!)
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? THAT GIRL HAS TANGLED WITH THE WRONG MAN! NO ONE SAYS NO TO COUNT BLECK!
YOU ARE CORRECT
DISMISSED, REJECTED! PUBLICLY HUMILIATED! WHY, IT'S MORE THAN COUNT BLECK CAN BEAR mumbled Count Bleck in shame...
CARE FOR MORE ALCOHOLIC DRUNKNESS BEVERAGE?
WHAT FOR? NOTHING HELPS...
NEVER! BLECK, YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOURSELF TOGETHER LIKE SAD PUPPET WITH LOOSE STRINGS OF HUMILIATION!
IT DISTURBS FAWFUL TO SEE BLECK LIKE THIS, LOOKING LIKE RED HAS JUST WHALLOPED HIM WITH HIS HAMMER...
THERE'S NO MAN IN ALL OF THESE STUPID MARIO GAMES OF RED AND GREEN AS ADMIRED BY YOU! YOU'RE EVERYONE'S- except Fawful's- FAVORITE VILLAIN.
EVERYONE GASPS WITH WIDE MOUTHS AND STARE IN INSPIRATION AT YOU, AND IT'S NOT REALLY HARD TO SEE WHY...
NOT A SINGLE MAN'S AS SLICK AS COUNT BLECK!
NOT A SINGLE MAN'S QUICK AS COUNT BLECK!
NO ONE IS MISSING THE MEAT THAT CONNECTS THEIR HEADSELF TO THEIR SHOULDERSELF LIKE COULD BLECK!
FOR THERE'S NO HENCHMAN IN TOWN EVEN AS EVIL~ PERFECT, A PURE PARADOX! (I mean, you have space on your cape. Whaat.)
BLECK MAY ASK ANY MIDBUS PIG, MIMImimimimimimi, OR FINK-RAT
AND THEY'LL YELL WHILE RUNNING WHO THEY DON'T WISH TO PARTAKE IN BATTLE!
NOT A SINGLE MAN'S LIKE COUNT BLECK! A HEAD OF VILLAINS LIKE COUNT BLECK!
NOT A SINGLE MAN'S MISSING A CHINPIECE LIKE COUNT BLECK!
AS A SPECIMEN, YES, COUNT BLECK IS INTIMIDATING yelled the Count proudly!
OH GOSH, WHAT A PROUD MAN, THAT COUNT BLECK! GIVE ONE 3 AND ONE 2 HURRAHS! GIVE TWO 6 HIP-HIPS!
COUNT BLECK IS- to some people- THE BEST AND THE REST ARE ALL STUPID RED AND GREEN MUSTACHIO'D FINK-RATS!
NOT A SINGLE MAN FIGHTS LIKE COUNT BLECK!
NOT A SINGLE MAN EXTINGUISHES LIGHTS LIKE COUNT BLECK!
IN A BATTLE OF THE FISTICUFF TYPE, NO MAN HAXES AND USES THEIR CANE LIKE COUNT BLECK! (Hey, it's not a weapon!)
FOR THERE'S NOT A SINGLE MAN AS VILLAINOUS AND SCRAWNY~
AS YOU SEE THE COUNT'S GOT FANCINESS TO SPARE~
NOT A BIT OF HIM'S BRIGHT AND LIGHT!
THAT'S RIGHT!
AND EVERY LAST INCH OF HIM'S COVERED IN SPACE!
NOT A SINGLE MAN HITS LIKE COUNT BLECK!
NOT A SINGLE MAN MATCHES BRAINS AND IQs WITH COUNT BLECK!
IN A CACKLING COMPETITION, ALL ELSE ARE PROVEN LOSERS AND A WINNER IS COUNT BLECK!
HE'S ESPECIALLY GOOD AT OUTSMARTING HEROES~ HA!
TEN POINTS FOR COUNT BLECK!
WHEN COUNT BLECK WAS A LAD, HE WAS KICKED OUT OF HIS KINGDOM
BECAUSE COUNT BLECK WAS IN LOVE WITH A WONDERFUL GIRL
BUT WHEN WE WERE SEPARATED HE GOT AN EVIL SOUL
BUT IF HE SEES HER AGAIN, THE COUNT'LL HAVE A CHANGE OF HEAAART!
OOH, WOW... UM... WHAT A LOSER
MY WHAT A BAD VILLAIN, THAT COUNT BLECK!
HE SHOULD BE KICKED OUT ON STREET LIKE MISBEHAVING DOG, THAT COUNT BLECK!
DON'T JUDGE HIM YOU FGT YOU LIKE HIS MINION-THING ANYWAY
MAKE THOSE HEROES GET A NEW ALLY, COUNT BLECK!
AND THEN GO TROMPING ABOUT IN FLOWER FIELDS OF LOVE AND KISSKISSES WITH YOUR GIIIIRLFRAN WITH GAYBOOTS LIKE SOME KIND OF HERO.
IF COUNT BLECK SEE YOU AGAIN HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS WITH HIS CANE.
MY WHAT A BAD VILLAIN.
THAT COUNT BLECK!
AND IT'S SPELLED B-L-E... B-L-E-Q.... B-L-E-C... Ooh, COUNT BLECK!

End song.
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Description
I AM SO SICK OF LOOKING AT THIS
AAAUGH THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN DOODLE WHY DID YOU TAKE THREE HOURS.
... So, this popped up in a conversation with ~pikazard over MSN. We ended up redoing all of Gaston's song with Bleck and Fawful... It's terribly long and makes no sense. Now with 100% more better-ness!
(Notice, do not actually sing along to the song with this. It doesn't work. And bold stands for Bleck!)
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? THAT GIRL HAS TANGLED WITH THE WRONG MAN! NO ONE SAYS NO TO COUNT BLECK!
YOU ARE CORRECT
DISMISSED, REJECTED! PUBLICLY HUMILIATED! WHY, IT'S MORE THAN COUNT BLECK CAN BEAR mumbled Count Bleck in shame...
CARE FOR MORE ALCOHOLIC DRUNKNESS BEVERAGE?
WHAT FOR? NOTHING HELPS...
NEVER! BLECK, YOU'VE GOT TO GET YOURSELF TOGETHER LIKE SAD PUPPET WITH LOOSE STRINGS OF HUMILIATION!
IT DISTURBS FAWFUL TO SEE BLECK LIKE THIS, LOOKING LIKE RED HAS JUST WHALLOPED HIM WITH HIS HAMMER...
THERE'S NO MAN IN ALL OF THESE STUPID MARIO GAMES OF RED AND GREEN AS ADMIRED BY YOU! YOU'RE EVERYONE'S- except Fawful's- FAVORITE VILLAIN.
EVERYONE GASPS WITH WIDE MOUTHS AND STARE IN INSPIRATION AT YOU, AND IT'S NOT REALLY HARD TO SEE WHY...
NOT A SINGLE MAN'S AS SLICK AS COUNT BLECK!
NOT A SINGLE MAN'S QUICK AS COUNT BLECK!
NO ONE IS MISSING THE MEAT THAT CONNECTS THEIR HEADSELF TO THEIR SHOULDERSELF LIKE COULD BLECK!
FOR THERE'S NO HENCHMAN IN TOWN EVEN AS EVIL~ PERFECT, A PURE PARADOX! (I mean, you have space on your cape. Whaat.)
BLECK MAY ASK ANY MIDBUS PIG, MIMImimimimimimi, OR FINK-RAT
AND THEY'LL YELL WHILE RUNNING WHO THEY DON'T WISH TO PARTAKE IN BATTLE!
NOT A SINGLE MAN'S LIKE COUNT BLECK! A HEAD OF VILLAINS LIKE COUNT BLECK!
NOT A SINGLE MAN'S MISSING A CHINPIECE LIKE COUNT BLECK!
AS A SPECIMEN, YES, COUNT BLECK IS INTIMIDATING yelled the Count proudly!
OH GOSH, WHAT A PROUD MAN, THAT COUNT BLECK! GIVE ONE 3 AND ONE 2 HURRAHS! GIVE TWO 6 HIP-HIPS!
COUNT BLECK IS- to some people- THE BEST AND THE REST ARE ALL STUPID RED AND GREEN MUSTACHIO'D FINK-RATS!
NOT A SINGLE MAN FIGHTS LIKE COUNT BLECK!
NOT A SINGLE MAN EXTINGUISHES LIGHTS LIKE COUNT BLECK!
IN A BATTLE OF THE FISTICUFF TYPE, NO MAN HAXES AND USES THEIR CANE LIKE COUNT BLECK! (Hey, it's not a weapon!)
FOR THERE'S NOT A SINGLE MAN AS VILLAINOUS AND SCRAWNY~
AS YOU SEE THE COUNT'S GOT FANCINESS TO SPARE~
NOT A BIT OF HIM'S BRIGHT AND LIGHT!
THAT'S RIGHT!
AND EVERY LAST INCH OF HIM'S COVERED IN SPACE!
NOT A SINGLE MAN HITS LIKE COUNT BLECK!
NOT A SINGLE MAN MATCHES BRAINS AND IQs WITH COUNT BLECK!
IN A CACKLING COMPETITION, ALL ELSE ARE PROVEN LOSERS AND A WINNER IS COUNT BLECK!
HE'S ESPECIALLY GOOD AT OUTSMARTING HEROES~ HA!
TEN POINTS FOR COUNT BLECK!
WHEN COUNT BLECK WAS A LAD, HE WAS KICKED OUT OF HIS KINGDOM
BECAUSE COUNT BLECK WAS IN LOVE WITH A WONDERFUL GIRL
BUT WHEN WE WERE SEPARATED HE GOT AN EVIL SOUL
BUT IF HE SEES HER AGAIN, THE COUNT'LL HAVE A CHANGE OF HEAAART!
OOH, WOW... UM... WHAT A LOSER
MY WHAT A BAD VILLAIN, THAT COUNT BLECK!
HE SHOULD BE KICKED OUT ON STREET LIKE MISBEHAVING DOG, THAT COUNT BLECK!
DON'T JUDGE HIM YOU FGT YOU LIKE HIS MINION-THING ANYWAY
MAKE THOSE HEROES GET A NEW ALLY, COUNT BLECK!
AND THEN GO TROMPING ABOUT IN FLOWER FIELDS OF LOVE AND KISSKISSES WITH YOUR GIIIIRLFRAN WITH GAYBOOTS LIKE SOME KIND OF HERO.
IF COUNT BLECK SEE YOU AGAIN HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS WITH HIS CANE.
MY WHAT A BAD VILLAIN.
THAT COUNT BLECK!
AND IT'S SPELLED B-L-E... B-L-E-Q.... B-L-E-C... Ooh, COUNT BLECK!

End song.
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