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Published: 2008-09-11 17:16:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 6562; Favourites: 133; Downloads: 0
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Description So here's what happened....

A totally unexpected avalanche occurred in King St, Newtown and we were snowed in for days on end. Oh the horror! We got through all our rations and drank all the alcohol. Me, being the nice, self sacrificing, Mother Theresa figure that I am, decided to offer my body as food so everyone else could live on. But then, =mastertouch found a banana and it was all ok again....

Ok, not really. Ha! You believed me

Cannibal -
Rations - me

© 2008 Mastertouch.

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Comments: 36

winters-kiss [2010-11-08 17:06:49 +0000 UTC]

Great angle,great lighting,Stunnin.

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morikvendi [2010-07-23 05:10:13 +0000 UTC]

Who knows what happened with that banana...

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wsrmn [2009-02-02 18:29:04 +0000 UTC]

this photo...

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photoscot [2008-09-25 21:03:17 +0000 UTC]

So here I am thinking this has sexual connotations and it's a cannibal victim fantasy thing. Damn.

Great concept!

Love the fact that you are such a full partner in the images you create! Great work!

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Meluxine In reply to photoscot [2008-10-27 10:38:44 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I like to make a proper contribution, both creatively and as food

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photoscot In reply to Meluxine [2008-10-27 12:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Be still my heart

You're wonderful! Maybe someday...

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Wytherwing [2008-09-20 13:26:56 +0000 UTC]

i've really gotta check my devwatch more often... found this fab shot buried at the bottom of the pile. you may have gotten away with being the main course but you definitely would have made a tasty dessert...

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filipamonteiro [2008-09-17 11:43:42 +0000 UTC]

Nice photo my dear

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Meluxine In reply to filipamonteiro [2008-09-17 11:49:10 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou

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BobInvisible [2008-09-13 01:23:02 +0000 UTC]

mamma mia! ouh! love it!

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Meluxine In reply to BobInvisible [2008-09-14 05:47:24 +0000 UTC]

Gracias

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marshrr [2008-09-12 22:27:34 +0000 UTC]

So: What'd he do with the banana?

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Meluxine In reply to marshrr [2008-09-12 23:32:46 +0000 UTC]

Had it all to himself the twat!

Didn't think he was that way incline

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Nsaia In reply to Meluxine [2008-09-14 07:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh the things you find out when one's life is on the line and it eat or be eaten...

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believe-hope [2008-09-12 11:31:09 +0000 UTC]


damn that was such an edge of my seat story! i thoughts you was writing this from heaven, cause i thought for sure you were gonna be eated
for it being a story and peter finding the banana
this is so yummy

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Meluxine In reply to believe-hope [2008-09-14 05:47:04 +0000 UTC]

I know, I was on the edge of my seat writing it bestselling novel after 'A Tale of Five Apples'. Oh wait till the moobie comes out

Glad you find it yummy hun

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Nsaia [2008-09-12 10:17:20 +0000 UTC]

You had to say banana didn't you...

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Meluxine In reply to Nsaia [2008-09-14 05:45:20 +0000 UTC]

Well what else was I gonna say

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Nsaia In reply to Meluxine [2008-09-14 07:54:35 +0000 UTC]

Blackcurrants? Sultanas? Grapefruit? Cateloupe?! Spag bol in a tin?!?! JUST NOT BANANA!!!

(I'll explain later...)

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Meluxine In reply to Nsaia [2008-09-14 17:55:41 +0000 UTC]

'But then, =mastertouch found some blackcurrents...'

'But then, =mastertouch found some sultanas...'

'But then, =mastertouch found a grapefruit...'

'But then, =mastertouch found a cantaloupe...'

'But then, =mastertouch found a tin of spag bol...'

Do you honestly think that any of these have the same ring to them?

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Nsaia In reply to Meluxine [2008-09-14 23:20:31 +0000 UTC]

Well no, but BANANA?! I've been squwaked NO end by someone on the issue of bananas since I read that. *I* like them, someone else has a serious issue... Oooh! Wait, I can email you that if I can find it!

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Meluxine In reply to Nsaia [2008-09-14 23:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh shit.

Sorry whoever you are. I forget there's many people with the same body

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Nsaia In reply to Meluxine [2008-09-15 09:18:50 +0000 UTC]

And this one's NOISY! *rubs ears*
Check your email - all the sordid details are there!

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DerShaker [2008-09-11 20:26:00 +0000 UTC]

i missed your pics... no camera on the ceiling? or on the other side of the table, honey?

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Meluxine In reply to DerShaker [2008-09-14 05:45:03 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm was there? Didn't know I was gonna get a free gyno exam too! Fuckin' score

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houseofcallahan [2008-09-11 19:43:36 +0000 UTC]

Very cool shot, makes you look very hot indeed, kinda a cross between 1950's chic and modern artistic, even has an early playboy feel to it too.

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Meluxine In reply to houseofcallahan [2008-09-14 05:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks heaps

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kimothyjane [2008-09-11 17:22:45 +0000 UTC]

hottt

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Meluxine In reply to kimothyjane [2008-09-11 17:25:10 +0000 UTC]

cheers mah fair lady

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Cenaris [2008-09-11 17:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic pic. No self respecting cannibal and/or red blooded male would want to pass you up

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Meluxine In reply to Cenaris [2008-09-11 17:24:44 +0000 UTC]

Too bad I'm rotten on the inside

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Cenaris In reply to Meluxine [2008-09-11 17:27:32 +0000 UTC]

Depends on how rotton you wanna be.

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Meluxine In reply to Cenaris [2008-09-11 17:28:54 +0000 UTC]

Johnny Rotten. How does that sound :giggle;

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Cenaris In reply to Meluxine [2008-09-11 17:30:10 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if you're referring to the person or some kind of slang, but I like the sound of it.

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Anemia [2008-09-11 17:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Wow ... this is HOT !
great light ...

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Meluxine In reply to Anemia [2008-09-11 17:18:03 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I like what he did with this too cheers...

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