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MensjeDeZeemeermin — Wet Rabbit
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Published: 2016-06-07 06:00:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 4518; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 0
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One tap… makes you hotter…
And one tap… makes you cold…
And if you splash… any water…
You will hear your… owner scold.
It’s not malice… But it gets so old.
We rabbits… are soon mastered…
By our instincts… and our fears…
And that stupid… primate bastard…
Just got shampoo… in my ears…
It’s not malice… But it’s ‘No More Tears.’
And if you go… bathing rabbits…
And you rub them… with a towel…
However… kind their habits…
You will hear them… try to growl…
Bunny faces… don’t do ‘scowl!’
Now the bath is… finally over…
And your fur’s soggy and flat…
And you splay your claws while crouching
Rather grouchy… on the mat…
You had best remember…
Past the urge to… gnaw and shred…
JUST GO SHED!
JUST GO SHED!
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I don't know, the singer was hopping mad!
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I'm glad you didn't have the classic Asian view of usagi-san.
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THAT BUNNY's GOT a MEAN STREAK a MILE WIDE! And undoubtedly there's some kind of gruesome rabbit monster attacking pregnant women on Mindanao...
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When I heard bunnies need a lot of care, I changed my mind. Wahahah.
That rabbit monster must be a Sigbin which is in my line-up.
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I just KNEW there'd be one...
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Do. I'd love audio or video.
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Do you ever perform yourself??? Is there a channel I can find? I seriously canNOT believe I did not know this. I fixed it so your posts are showing up in my feed, by gum. At least I hope I did.
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The cameras keep breaking.
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... use your friends cameras so you won't miss yours?
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Heh...Gonna send a link for my cousin, she's all about her lop ear rabbits. I'm not sure I'd ever seen scratches that bad on anybody, even cat owners.
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It's hard to do anything at all with Wet Hare.
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They are not like other pets. So glad you liked the poem.
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One soap makes you foamy, another makes you bald.
Thanks to animal testing!
Great send-up!
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It is hard to do anything with wet hare.
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And if Weird Al Yankovic ever advertises for a co song-writer just submit your resume!
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Whacked Wendy? Thank you.
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Ha ha ha. Reminds me of my guinea pigs when they get baths
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You didn't know Guinea Pigs KNEW words like that.
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Its funny and well rhymed, an odd theme but well done
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Rabbits and small rodents can be both dignified and funny at the same time.
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