annoyinglizardvoice [2018-08-20 11:20:24 +0000 UTC]
Interesting work.
Sorry if this sounds weird, but I can't help but think of the backstory I gave a villain in a comedy-horror rpg when I see this. It started with:
"His father was a great-old-one and his mother was a lamppost. His formative years defied all logic and reason of narrative causality".
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Bettererodite [2018-06-10 03:05:33 +0000 UTC]
"Say, Charlie, you got to meet this lady.Β She's...hic...she's really swell.Β Name's Beatrice."Β
"Beat rice?Β that ain't a name for a lady.Β nah, gotta be theΒ Italian version..Bay-a-treeeee...chay."
"Yeah, whatever.Β I want to take her home...hic."
"Okay, so where is this beauty?"
"Right there with her arms around the lamppost."
"Uh, Mort, I don't think she's someone you want to do home with."
"You got something against interspecies relationships?"
"Nah, Mort, I just think she's going to take up all your one room place.Β And what does she eat?"
"Come on Bay-a-tree-chay,Β I've got some Limburger in the fridge."
"Uh, Mort, I got this feeling, all around my legs, that she'd rather not have any cheese."
"I told you, Charlie, she's a lady.Β Charlie?Β Hey, why you going with my new girlfriend into the sewer?...hic...some pal you are."
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