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MetalCoffeCup β Grown up Lucy
Published: 2012-12-07 00:30:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 86; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Ugh, how could I forget to upload sweet darling manly adult Lucy. She looks like a dude because fuck you she has super human strength and she has super human strength because fuck you again. shes also only wearing shorts because its convenient because fuck you THRICE.THRICE!!!!!!!!!
boy that is such a fun word
anyway, man you wouldnt believe the piles of papers just scattered around my room. on this desk alone theres like four or five. and then on my floor theres maybe five more omg. a bunch of them are artwork piles which i dont have the time to sort through haha
anyway
well, here you go
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Lucy: *hugs her dad so tight she's almost squeezing his organs out*
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Carlos: :'D Love hurts, don't it?
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Lucy: Nope! *lets him go before his organs squirt out*
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Carlos: ^_^ Thought not.
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Lucy: Welp, I'm gonna go build a space ship and a boyfriendbot. Please bring my meals to the garage for the next, maybe, week.
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Carlos: O_O Boyfriendbot?
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Lucy: Oh, uh, yeah. I'm going to start dating robots now. I guess I'm what's called a tech-sexual? I dunno. So I'm making a boyfriendbot with artificial intelligence. *nervous thumbs up and smile*
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Carlos: O_o.....Oooookaaaayyyy.....
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Lucy: Yup! I guess that look and that extended okay means you're fine with me doing this. Thanks for your support dad. *kisses his cheek and steps out to the garage to begin her work*
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Carlos:...*calls Lucid* Lucid? Honey? I think for the first time I'll take your advice and get some therapy.
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Lucid: Good. You've needed it ever since Alicia got pregnant. Speakin of Alicia, I'm actually watchin her give birth right now. I mean, I'm supposed to be helpin, but Aqua's doin most of the work. You might be able to hear Alicia screaming at us in the background.
Alicia: Get away! Don't look at me there! No, don't look at me at all! Go to that corner and help me deliver from over there!
Aqua: But-!
Alicia: No! Go! Now! Or I'll tear your eyes out!
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Carlos: O_O The apocalypse hath cometh! *rushes over* Alicia, let Aqua help and stop being such a baby over this. Aqua, I'll help any way I can. Lord knows how many things I had to help deliver...hell, technically I delivered seven babies on my own! Remember the Chaosmorphs?
Carlos Jr: *spontaneously teleports next to Lucid* I am the Carlos Jr! >8D *teleports away*
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Lucid: *whacks Carlos over the head with the back of her hand* Don't feel special, I've delivered seven babies too.
Alicia: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T TELL HIM. IF I COULD GET UP RIGHT NOW DAD I WOULD KICK YOU IN THE DICK.
Aqua: Calm down, everyone! The child is here already. *holds up tiny black and white zebra striped boy pup*
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Carlos: 8D I'm a grandpa! Wait. D8 I'm a grandpa?!...yeah, that one worked better. And Lucid, hit me one more time. Just one. More. Time. I dare yah.
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Lucid: If that's what you want! *hits him again*
Alicia: *grabs newborn pup* Aw you little shit, you're almost kind of cute. *the pup spits up the water out of his lungs on her chest* Get away from me you little bastard. *throws pup to the floor*
Aqua: *dives and catches pup before he lands*
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Carlos: *catches Lucid's fist in one hand and rested his other hand on her hip, spinning her around and dipping her down nice and low like they're dancing while kissing her* Warned yah. B3 And Alicia, no throwing pups! D< Don't you make me get child services in here young lady!
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Lucid: *purrs*
Alicia: Hey, if you care so much about your grandson, why don't you take him? I mean, I never asked for a pup to take care of- this just... happened.
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Carlos: You mated with somebody, and carried your son to this point. Why shouldn't I just keep an eye on you to make sure you raise him proper? *holds Alicia's son in front of her* Come ooooon. Doesn't he look just precious?
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Alicia: No. Gloam mated with me and all I could do was let him. And don't hold him like that. He's a jerk and he spit up on me already.
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Carlos: I'll talk with Gloam later. For the moment...I'm puttin' you AND him under house arrest. =3= Argue with me and I will shrink you down to a child size just so I can spank you both. Lucid, where's Gloam? *gently rubs the pup's head*
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Alicia: Ugh. Asshole.
Lucid: Um. I don't know. He always seems to be everywhere all the time.
Gloam: *appears out of nowhere* You needed m- oh.
Alicia: *growls at Gloam*
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Carlos: Indeed. Gloam, why did you mate with Alicia? =3= And why am I always the last to hear about the crazy sh-- that my own kids get into? And nobody say I'm not paying attention, I pay motherf@$#ing attention to my own kids except for when they stop talking or associating with me all of a sudden.
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Gloam: Uhmm... I guess I mated with her because we both wanted to?
Alicia: No, I did not want to mate with you, shut up!
Gloam: *looks flustered* You did at the time.
Alicia: *glares* The hell I did.
Gloam: *glares back, knowing it's his word against hers, but he breaks first to answer his dads other question* And maybe you hear things last because no one wants you to know.
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Carlos:...=3= *hits Gloam on the back of the head* Okay, shut up and take care of your son. Oh, and don't worry about any inbreeding side effects, he won't have any. And if either of you think about ditching this...*the room rumbles as he glows a demonic red* I will seal you both in the depths of-whoa nelly! *stops* Sorry, I was in the moment, I get a bit extreme. I really think a simple time out for you two will suffice if you don't cooperate.
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Gloam: Yeah, I'll take care of the pup. He's half me after all.
Alicia: Hell no, I'm not taking care of that vomit thing. *crosses her arms*
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Carlos: Alicia, don't make me shrink you.
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Alicia: I didn't want this kid. I have my own agenda. I'm practically an adult now anyway so shut up.
Gloam: Listen, I said I'll just take care of him. Alicia doesn't have to do any more.
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Carlos: =3= Fiiiine.
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Gloam: *nods and takes the pup* You need a name. Why don't I call you Zebra?
Zebra: *burbles happily*
Gloam: I guess that's a yes. Well, bye everyone. I'm off to parent now. *teleports away with baby*
Alicia: *flops back with a sigh* Thank fuckin god they're gone. *curls up to get some rest*
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Carlos: =3= Lucid, please remind me why I never spanked Alicia when she was a pup.
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Lucid: Because that wasn't the appropriate punishment for her.
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Carlos: True....damn it. =3=
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Alicia: *throws the book 'Go the Fuck to Sleep' at Carlos* This is a library, so shut the fuck up and let me sleep. Also give that book to Gloam or the kid if you see either of them again.
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Carlos:...Remind me why I ever gave her back her powers. *catches the book in one hand*
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Lucid: Because she gave you a hug and said please.
Alicia: This is a real library by the way dumbfuck. And that's a real book too.
Librarian: *hiding behind desk, too scared to shoosh them or kick them out*
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Carlos: No sleeping in the libr-aw fuck it. Let's go. Carlos Jr, make sure she doesn't get into trouble.
Carlos Jr: *appears* I am Carlos Jr! 8D And okay dad. <3
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Lucid: Right. *heads for exit*
Alicia: *grumbling as she tries to go to sleep again* Ppf. Daddys boy. I gave birth in this damn library...
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Carlos Jr: I wuv you older adoptive sis! 83
Carlos: *Steps out with Lucid*...he's gonna drive her maaaaad. >P
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Lucid: Good for them.
Alicia: I love you too, shitbag. Go away now and shut your trap.
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Carlos: Am I the only one concerned that Alicia's grown up to be ultra hateful and Gloam had the urge to mate with her?
Carlos Jr: Nope! ^_^ *cuddles with Alicia* Dad said to keep an eye on you sis, and that's what I'm gonna do!
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Lucid: No, I'm a little worried too.
Alicia: *purrs and wraps her tail around one of his legs* Alright, but... Did you know that Adustas go into heat again immediately after the give birth?
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Carlos Jr: 83....What's heat?
Carlos: Wait...why do I feel like we forgot something? Lemme think...something that happened after you gave birth....o_o....oh shit.
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Alicia: *rolls on top of him* Heat is shut up and fuck me. *kisses his chin*
Lucid: ?!
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Carlos Jr: o_o *is a xenomorph* Fuck? *subconsciously his body begins to transform into an adusta pluma*
Carlos: Fuck. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckity FFFFFFFF-*runs back towards the library*
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Alicia: You'll know what it means soon enough... *rubs all up against him, still purring*
Lucid: *stands there in bewilderment*
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Carlos: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck-*slams into the door and bounces off of a shield* WTF?!
Susie: *whistles innocently nearby, having cast a spell to block Carlos*
Carlos Jr: Th-this feels kinda good...but kinda wrong...
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Alicia: *presses her chest and neck up against his so he can feel the vibrations from her purring and whispers into his ear as sexily as someone with her dry, raspy voice could manage* Come ooon. Donβt deny the fact you want meβ¦
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Carlos Jr: I-I...*purrs and grabs onto Alicia, flipping them over and kisses Alicia, letting out a growl as his instincts take over*
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Alicia: *grins* That'a boy! *puts her arms around his neck*
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Carlos Jr: *snaps his wings up and flies them up to the top parts of the library away from the very disturbed library, where he begins to nibble on her neck and pull her close before settling against a wall with her and kissing her again* Mmm...*positions himself in front of her and lifts her a bit* You'd better be ready, I don't think I can wait.
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