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Published: 2023-11-12 04:04:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 639; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 2
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Code Name: Road PigDreaknok
File Name: DeLuca, Donald
SN: 576-4433-DD45
Birthplace: Globu, Michigan
Arrest Record: Speeding, reckless endangerment, littering, assualt, grand-theft-auto, usury, felony spitting, petty bribery, passing stopped school busses at high speeds
When Road pig was born, the doctor held him up and said "This is the ugliest looking baby I've ever seen!" He was expelled from kindergarten for milk money extorsion and disnohorably discharged from the Cub Scouts. After being kicked out of a low-life, outlaw gang for smelling worse than was acceptable by even their standards, he joined the Dreadnok as a rpobationary member. They're having a hard time making up their minds about this one...
"Ugly? They banned him from football games because he stopped the clock! His mother had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him! He went to visit the Empire State Building and he got strafed! I'll tell you, beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!"
I wish I could say this is made up, but it is what's on the card...
Text taken from yojoe.com
