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Mathias, Lukas, Berwald along with his girlfriend, (Name) were having a get together at a simple restaurant. As usual Mathias ordered beer and so on the rest; almost an hour had passed, Mathias noticed something unusual from his Swedish friend.

"I noticed that we have been drinking beer for half an hour and you still didn't stand up to piss." He inquired with puzzlement.

Berwald just grunted and plainly said, " 'm j'st f'll'w'ng th' r'l's 'n th' r'st'r'nt. [I'm just following the rules in this restaurant]."

"What rules?"

The Swedish points at the sign above his two friends, "Th'r', D' n't l'v' y'r v'lb's 'n'tt'nd'd. [There, Do not leave your valuables unattended]."

(Name) face burnt reddish pink and flattered at her boyfriend's words, Mathias slammed his hands on the table and pretended to be choked. "Lukas! Send me to the hospital and give me an insulin shot!"

Description
Mathias, Lukas, Berwald along with his girlfriend, (Name) were having a get together at a simple restaurant. As usual Mathias ordered beer and so on the rest; almost an hour had passed, Mathias noticed something unusual from his Swedish friend.

"I noticed that we have been drinking beer for half an hour and you still didn't stand up to piss." He inquired with puzzlement.

Berwald just grunted and plainly said, " 'm j'st f'll'w'ng th' r'l's 'n th' r'st'r'nt. [I'm just following the rules in this restaurant]."

"What rules?"

The Swedish points at the sign above his two friends, "Th'r', D' n't l'v' y'r v'lb's 'n'tt'nd'd. [There, Do not leave your valuables unattended]."

(Name) face burnt reddish pink and flattered at her boyfriend's words, Mathias slammed his hands on the table and pretended to be choked. "Lukas! Send me to the hospital and give me an insulin shot!"