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Published: 2014-07-02 07:56:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 4102; Favourites: 159; Downloads: 14
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edit; we're back kids, time for the sexy grandpa hour B)

sorry it took seven years to get this done, thank ya'll for being patient with me
here's swagdad and his pitiful, embarrassing self hit him up if you got oranges and looking for a good time


"If there's no one left for you in this world, I'LL be your kin!"

Name: Saiga, Kazuma. Is referred to as Saiga.
Birthday/Age: Dec 8th + 36 years old.
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 178 lbs
Pokemon: #059, Arcanine.
Job: Leader of a popular Rhyme, formerly Ribsteez, team | Owner of the Tiger Lung lounge | Father


personality
▌██▌ ► PROTECTIVENURTURINGINSTINCTIVEROWDYSTUBBORN | PLAYFUL
▌██▌
▌██▌ He definitely comes off as a dad; even before Chie the one he took care of was his clan (even now), his
▌██▌ family always comes first and foremost but it's never something restricting. Saiga's family is always
▌██▌ open to anyone that needs it, a gathering of misfits. A commonly associated word with them is kindness,
▌██▌ followed close behind terrifying. While his arms are open to everyone, that love is turned into a deadly
▌██▌ weapon to keep those he embraces protected. A scary guy to get on your bad side, the ravenous tiger is
▌██▌ turned into a kitten if presented yarn; overall Saiga is a fun-loving guy with a couple of quirks even if
▌██▌ his easygoing carefree naivety gets him into messes. He's still the only one he'll allow to clean them up.

history
▌██▌ All Saiga ever fantasized about was the warmth of a large family, though that wasn't grated to him. A
▌██▌ cold steel, coin-operated locker was all that awaited him at birth. His mother's situation was unknown
▌██▌ to him, and honestly he accepted that, since knowing wouldn't change anything if only make him more
▌██▌ resentful but if she couldn't care for him it was really for the best. From a young age he was in and out
▌██▌ of foster homes for being “too loud and disruptive” – a nuisance on every family given to him.
▌██▌ 
▌██▌ Eventually he grew too old and started living on his own at seventeen, he scrapped together for everything
▌██▌ but there was one thing about the troublemaker: he attracted others to him. Regardless of circumstances
▌██▌ his presence was always charming and enjoyable leading to a bountiful amount of friends – although
▌██▌ all hoodlums – it was a warmth that kindled the flame in his heart. Though he was still a tramp, causing
▌██▌ problems wherever his gang went forming one of the most up-and-coming Ribsteez teams in the game.
▌██▌ 
▌██▌ A woman came to him a few years later, someone he'd placed affections in but never returned.
▌██▌ Excitement hushed forth, blockaded by a bundle in her arms. She'd never been responsible a single
▌██▌ moment in her, and didn't plan on changing her cabaret days for a child she didn't want. With a
▌██▌ seductive voice she presented Saiga with a child he knew full well couldn't have been his, giving him
▌██▌ an option, but he smiled all the same, clutching the child close to his chest with a sense of pride and
▌██▌ passion he never experienced before. Ignoring the glee of a woman that was free to resume her nightlife
▌██▌ that never surfaced from eternal night again.
▌██▌ 
▌██▌ Even if he was a delinquent trying to raise a child, it took a village – a village of violent idiots trying to
▌██▌ figure out how to make formula, change diapers, and rushing to the emergency room in the middle of
▌██▌ the night when she got sick. A perfect family that was so dysfunctional but did their best to get through;
▌██▌ a family Saiga would never trade for the world.

allmate
▌██▌ ► TORAMA
▌██▌ 
▌██▌ A very soft-spoken and formal golden tiger allmate, often nicknamed 'Tori', that belongs to Saiga.
▌██▌ Torama is Saiga's better half, often referred to as Saiga's wife because of his serious, stick-in-the-mud,
▌██▌ worrywart personality, a stark contrast to his owner. Torama's responsibilities include raising Chie,
▌██▌ duties around the lounge, and keeping Saiga in line. He's a little possessive of Saiga, living up to his
▌██▌ wife title though it's unapparent to him, causing him to apologize and ask to be reconfigured to get rid
▌██▌ of any unpleasing traits when teased about it.

relationships


▌██▌ ► CHIE (7) | daughter | wailord
▌██▌ 
▌██▌ Saiga's seven year old kitten (daughter) that already acts like she's grown. She antagonizes her overly
▌██▌ affectionate father and finds him too embarrassing to deal with. However she's completely accepted
▌██▌ Torama's existence into her life as a secondary parent (since he's so cool and suave unlike her father)
▌██▌ if not a little infatuated with him... Though she does find some common ground with Saiga in their
▌██▌ interests but outside of the house they shouldn't have any connection.

extra
♥ oranges | chie-chan | shoujo manga | video games
✖ being told he's too old to do something | anyone fuckin with chie | pastas | the supernatural

► poly-pansexual & single
► type ab | sagittarius
► he really likes orange-anything
► but no one taught him how to eat them right
► so he basically eats them like apples, skin and all
► he talks about how he wants to be a mangaka when he grows up
► but he never finds time to work on a draft
► not to mention his drawings are complete shit
► not like that's ever stopped some people...
► he makes dad jokes, sorry
► an otaku with shitty jokes
► at least he makes a mean drink to get you shitfaced enough to listen to them
► his team still participates in rib but for the most part does rhyme
► he really likes technology (and is always trying to follow the hot trends his daughter is into)
► he and chie like to watch dramas and cry on each other but she refuses to talk to him about anything outside of the house
► she like the visual that her dad is a big bad scary yakuza and not a pathetic old man
► he has a habit of picking up strays



i roleplay via notes, possibly skype (though i prefer keeping my skype for chatting with friends only), gaia, tumblr/twitter (tho i'd have to get one together for him if someone did want to), or an art rp (i have tegaki messenger and drawr) and just about anything else. dA chats crash a lot for me but i'd still like to try. i prefer para-style over everything else, tho i can try chat-style but i get kinda a wordy and eliminate the point to it. also group rps would be really fun bc one-on-ones aren't as interesting (though just as good) without a third dynamic, which is something i miss out on a lot bc i never go into chats, so if you'd be up for that let's get some people together~

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Comments: 94

Natural-NW [2015-02-06 00:53:27 +0000 UTC]

That style is amazing. His allmate is so cute!!!

I want to rp with you some time

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AnimusMoon [2015-01-20 06:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Hnnnnnng I want to rpz with chu 

Lee wants the DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDADDY pfft

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ChickenMcNobody [2015-01-16 09:10:39 +0000 UTC]

Everyone like Hottie Daddy

I'm just like... Dat tiger tho e - e

//Pets

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kou-domo [2015-01-15 11:51:14 +0000 UTC]

plS ALLOW ME TO CAL L HIM BIG POPPA///////////

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Strawbearrymilk [2015-01-14 09:20:27 +0000 UTC]

Tried to favorite this app but then I realized I already faved it ahaha,,,
I love his personality so much I hope we can rp together one day (uHu)//

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MistressAmerah [2015-01-13 03:47:01 +0000 UTC]

Uwaaaaah<3 I love seeing this gorgeous guy again <333
I love his personality and design and omg everything
I am in love

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north-Iights [2015-01-12 22:55:49 +0000 UTC]

HOT DADDY //WHEEZES

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milkkun In reply to north-Iights [2015-01-13 03:15:56 +0000 UTC]


hottest

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KZUPU [2015-01-12 14:37:26 +0000 UTC]

huffhuff grandpas back
i hope he doesnt break his back picking for some oranges
hAHAHA

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milkkun In reply to KZUPU [2015-01-13 03:15:27 +0000 UTC]

wow rude, excuse u brat /pinches ur nose
jiijii is the toughest dude i know
he can eat two oranges and a banana at once!!

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milkybun [2015-01-11 11:29:31 +0000 UTC]

ilovehim
he'ssoprecious
ihopewecanrptogether
oncei'llsubmitmyapp-

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milkkun In reply to milkybun [2015-01-13 03:13:51 +0000 UTC]

heck yeah just hmu whenever~

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milkybun In reply to milkkun [2015-01-13 04:19:42 +0000 UTC]

do you have skype? o<-<

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LeMinouBrunes [2014-07-18 06:31:58 +0000 UTC]

aww look at the kitty man i mean tiger man tho his personality makes me think of a fluffy cat lolol
those details in the pic tho..hnnnghasdfjkgl!

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0w0b [2014-07-17 04:57:52 +0000 UTC]

//touches muscless
//licks them

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milkkun In reply to 0w0b [2014-07-17 05:07:55 +0000 UTC]

touchin's free
lickin's extra >:(

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0w0b In reply to milkkun [2014-07-17 05:12:39 +0000 UTC]

ok..... *pays extra*

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Konxovar [2014-07-08 19:48:28 +0000 UTC]

i love everythign about this! O ^ O

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MistressAmerah [2014-07-07 16:49:34 +0000 UTC]

ooooooooh my *///*
He's very lovely ohmygoodness.
Just.. so much I adore in him //faints

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k-uroopuchi [2014-07-07 01:46:39 +0000 UTC]

uwahhhh *^* asdfljksadflkj wat a bootifull bby //flails isn't arcanine a dog though? //runs

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milkkun In reply to k-uroopuchi [2014-07-07 01:50:48 +0000 UTC]

thaaank / w\
/puts hands on your face
it's called imagination, have fun with it

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k-uroopuchi In reply to milkkun [2014-07-07 01:53:51 +0000 UTC]

//uwahhh there is a hand on ma face °A° //runs against a tree...

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Hyuu-Chuu [2014-07-05 04:01:24 +0000 UTC]

oh my god. I think I'm in love. He is beautiful and just absolutely perfect

i would so love to rp with you if you'd like ;A;
Leland could take nice care of single papa

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milkkun In reply to Hyuu-Chuu [2014-07-06 23:58:15 +0000 UTC]

everyone wants a piece of swagdad in their life ;-)
and yeah totally just tell me how ya wanna do it~

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Hyuu-Chuu In reply to milkkun [2014-07-07 01:49:41 +0000 UTC]

oh hon i want every piece of the swagdad
ouo I can do notes or skype, whichever is fine with you

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Megane-Pigeon [2014-07-04 19:48:42 +0000 UTC]

Lord bless this beautiful soul
Lord also help me because i'm dead //floats away

we should rp sometime? //sweats

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milkkun In reply to Megane-Pigeon [2014-07-06 23:59:11 +0000 UTC]

lorde help this child find peace in the dilf afterlife

and ye dude just tell me how ya wanna play / w\

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Natural-NW [2014-07-04 14:01:56 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, this guy looks so cool
I love his allmate he's so cute and fluffy.

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milkkun In reply to Natural-NW [2014-07-06 23:59:44 +0000 UTC]

he wishes he was cool
denk kyuuuu

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Natural-NW In reply to milkkun [2014-07-07 00:30:35 +0000 UTC]

hehe no prob

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Kaitorei [2014-07-04 12:11:46 +0000 UTC]

amg what an adorable bara babbu //steals him away muahaha

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milkkun In reply to Kaitorei [2014-07-07 00:00:11 +0000 UTC]

everyone is playing hot potato with saiga, poor thing lmao

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Kaitorei In reply to milkkun [2014-07-07 00:40:37 +0000 UTC]

doesn't help that he is such a hot potato~ //hittt

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Coffeere [2014-07-04 12:08:35 +0000 UTC]

I NEED HIM 
//throws oc at//

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milkkun In reply to Coffeere [2014-07-07 00:00:59 +0000 UTC]

oh my, idk what he's supposed to with that but ty lmao

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Coffeere In reply to milkkun [2014-07-07 01:10:11 +0000 UTC]

Just feed him bread and he'll be fine :y

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milkybun [2014-07-04 08:35:21 +0000 UTC]

wHAT IS THIS AWESOME BABE
This is so perfect
bye
i'm completely done

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milkkun In reply to milkybun [2014-07-07 00:01:16 +0000 UTC]

thank yaaa

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milkybun In reply to milkkun [2014-07-20 00:24:16 +0000 UTC]

I don't know why
maybe because of the tiger but
he reminds me of Tiger from Tiger & Bunny ; v ;

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wafflemel [2014-07-04 06:26:45 +0000 UTC]

cannotstoplaughingatthedilfpart
mmm
c-can i touch your dazzling facial hair please ///
hnnghh t-torama
you are beautiful
can i take a picture of you staring into the sunset hnghhh

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milkkun In reply to wafflemel [2014-07-07 00:02:15 +0000 UTC]

of course, anything for a fan
forward it to him so he can make it his coil bg

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RogueofSpoop [2014-07-04 05:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Jfc he's beautiful     
I want him to be my hot dad 
the kind of hot dad 
that makes other not as hot dads jealous 

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milkkun In reply to RogueofSpoop [2014-07-07 00:02:54 +0000 UTC]

lmao that's his goal
hottest hot dad of the universe

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RogueofSpoop In reply to milkkun [2014-07-09 03:44:45 +0000 UTC]

well he has accomplished that goal

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Raishiteruu [2014-07-04 05:21:55 +0000 UTC]

Hhh, he's absolutely gorgeous, hot dad. Q vQ

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milkkun In reply to Raishiteruu [2014-07-07 00:03:10 +0000 UTC]

thaaaank / w\

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owopyre [2014-07-04 05:13:02 +0000 UTC]

;v; he and his allmate look awesome!
'an otaku with shitty jokes' omg XD

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milkkun In reply to owopyre [2014-07-07 00:03:43 +0000 UTC]

denk kyuuu
and yeah that's his nerd ass in a nutshell

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owopyre In reply to milkkun [2014-07-07 00:19:34 +0000 UTC]

x3 you're welcome!

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pxlhime [2014-07-04 04:38:59 +0000 UTC]

more hotties have entered the ring im sobbing

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