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Alice~But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat~Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice~How do you know I'm mad?
The Cat~You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
Alice~And how do you know that you're mad?
The Cat~To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that?
Alice~I suppose so,
The Cat~Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.

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~3~

Alice~But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat~Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.
Alice~How do you know I'm mad?
The Cat~You must be. Or you wouldn't have come here.
Alice~And how do you know that you're mad?
The Cat~To begin with, a dog's not mad. You grant that?
Alice~I suppose so,
The Cat~Well, then, you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.