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It all began as a relatively quiet day in prison, when suddenly, from the graves, rose everyone ever killed off the show!
There they came, a sickening, grotesque mass of limbs and gore, like something out of an HP Lovecraft story.
(From left to right I go)
Paul Kellerman was the first, rising from the ditch those guys who shot him threw him in and going after Madame Ex-Presidente herself. He is seen here, gnawing on her arm.
Then came good ol' Charles "Old Guy" Westmoreland. For those of you who are confused, allow me to let you in on zombie etiquette: no matter who you were in life, after death you are a brain-hungry, vicious monster. With him is Marilyn, hunting for Bellick.
Then followed Aldo Burrows, Terrence Steadman (the frumpy one with the hole in his head), and "Haywire", all making their way to...you guessed it...the man who killed them (except Steadman but his brains are in some Montana motel so he is a little confused). Alex is now terrified of zombies.
John Abruzzi, instead of seeking revenge on the man who killed him, instead decided to go after the creep who caused him so much trouble in the Fox River days. He is seen here, on the verge of devouring T-Bag's brain (mm...rapist).
Then came Tweener, a little slow, being ghetto before sicing Mahone with the rest of them.
And finally, Sarah Tancredi, still pining for Mr. Scofield, but alas not having a body with which to love him.
In the background, one can faintly distinguish Shales, Sarah's doppelganger, a boatload of Panamanian hookers, and various other secondary characters who died but aren't important enough for me to draw.

FOX, if Season 3 ends poorly, I recommend you take THIS direction. Call me.

Description
It all began as a relatively quiet day in prison, when suddenly, from the graves, rose everyone ever killed off the show!
There they came, a sickening, grotesque mass of limbs and gore, like something out of an HP Lovecraft story.
(From left to right I go)
Paul Kellerman was the first, rising from the ditch those guys who shot him threw him in and going after Madame Ex-Presidente herself. He is seen here, gnawing on her arm.
Then came good ol' Charles "Old Guy" Westmoreland. For those of you who are confused, allow me to let you in on zombie etiquette: no matter who you were in life, after death you are a brain-hungry, vicious monster. With him is Marilyn, hunting for Bellick.
Then followed Aldo Burrows, Terrence Steadman (the frumpy one with the hole in his head), and "Haywire", all making their way to...you guessed it...the man who killed them (except Steadman but his brains are in some Montana motel so he is a little confused). Alex is now terrified of zombies.
John Abruzzi, instead of seeking revenge on the man who killed him, instead decided to go after the creep who caused him so much trouble in the Fox River days. He is seen here, on the verge of devouring T-Bag's brain (mm...rapist).
Then came Tweener, a little slow, being ghetto before sicing Mahone with the rest of them.
And finally, Sarah Tancredi, still pining for Mr. Scofield, but alas not having a body with which to love him.
In the background, one can faintly distinguish Shales, Sarah's doppelganger, a boatload of Panamanian hookers, and various other secondary characters who died but aren't important enough for me to draw.

FOX, if Season 3 ends poorly, I recommend you take THIS direction. Call me.