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ministerofevil — Chuck Norris Facecake
Published: 2006-06-25 18:32:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 15903; Favourites: 252; Downloads: 55
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georges 21st birthday cakeit is chuck norris' face and underneath the face there is banana cake with rum mascarpone
it tasted like god
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awww.... that's sad
You're not able to take a piece of the Chuck Norris cake without spontaneously combusting and creating a black hole in your place consuming the overworld.
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by the makers of hella jeff and sweet bro this is so aweosme
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if i tried to eat this cake it'd eat me first
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there is nothng i can say to describe the epicness of this cake...
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You don't eat Chuck Norris Cake.
Chuck Norris Cake eats YOU!
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I am assuming that you weren't physically able to eat that.
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you dont eat chuck norris cake, chuck norris cake eats you :3
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damn right you are the lord of pie. Gimme some pie plz?!
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haha sures *gets pie-launcher* now open wide *aims and blasts pie*
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Woohoos PIE. ........................But what kind of pie is it?!
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sure and it will be the most amazin pie evr eated
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Yummy. If you think that is good, then you should try some of my MUFFINCAKES!!!!
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muffincakes? you tellin me you combined muffins and cakes!!! life just got better lol
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It sure did, you want some? Omigod so many different flavors, but only one secret recipe.
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and then they breed makin even more new flavours ahh muffincake take over
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Plankton keeps trying to steal it. But I won't let him. There is an ingredient no one knows...would you like to know?
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im not gunna open the recipe book and see a picture of plankton am i?
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No you are not.....
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Damn, if i saw it on my plate it's mean i have less 1 sec to live
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By the looks of the cake, Chuck Norris will kill you
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You dont eat the chuck norris face cake, it eats you
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I wouldn't eat that, it may be poisoned by Chuck Norris himself.
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lol dont look it straight in the eyes, or it turns to the only flavor that nobody likes: pecan cake
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Chuck Norris made this very same cake. He delivered it to a random person, and the cake ate that person. lol
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You don't eat Cake Norris, Cake Norris eats you.
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