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Yugielecti [2018-11-07 04:25:57 +0000 UTC]

Day 10456 of no fap I’ll never😿 forget that👉 day. The last⏱ time🧭 I tried no fap😩😩😩, I got this👉 far, and then👌 gave up☝️👿. I couldn’t take😡🌂👝 it anymore💍🦁. The pain😫😫😫 was too 2️⃣miserable. My body👩‍🚀 wasn’t ready to handle 🌂👠all of the testosterone🤧🤧, or the power🥴🥴. I decided😕😳 to have sex🥰❤️ with my wife. I tried to ☝️use protection🍆🍆🥖🥨🍑, but the condom broke💧💦🌧🌧🌧. It was probably 20 💧gallons💧 💦of cum 💦⛈☔️that went in 🍆💦🍑her. I impregnated👶🏼 her with so many baby’s 💪👶🏼💪🏿that her uterus😑 was the size of a blimp🚛✈️🚢. Of course, she passed, 😭along with all 9,638 of the fetuses🦵👶🏼🦵. I hear that👈👍👌 they had to put them all in the Great Wall of China because there👉 was no room for them🤚. The rest they just burned🔥 for energy. I vowed 😫😩never again. I spent the rest of my no fap💦 days concentrating🧐 and growing my intellect🧐🤓, to the point where I made a way to cryogenically freeze ❄️myself⛄️☃️⛄️. It won’t be long, for me😚 at least, until my testosterone 💦levels will be so high, that I will obtain all seven semen 💦🌧emeralds, and all of Constantinople will be under 👦👩‍🦰👂my rule, farewell friends. See you in another 500🍆🌶🍑⌚️📱 years.⌚️📱

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