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QueenKittyVampire [2011-07-22 16:30:33 +0000 UTC]

this is from a liturature document called 30 moments russiaXChina ( i think) and one them says that tea and vodka dont mix cuz they woke up in lolita dresses or sometin likes thats

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derederedere [2011-03-26 05:50:11 +0000 UTC]

Not sure what happened to them, but whatever it was, I like the results of it.

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miyazaki-animation17 [2011-02-20 15:29:30 +0000 UTC]

well, you decide.

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NekoNoOmoide [2011-02-19 19:52:38 +0000 UTC]

omg what happened ?!OAo

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miyazaki-animation17 [2011-02-16 23:09:49 +0000 UTC]

all of you guys have such interesting imaginations(my spelling sucks....) I like all the explinations!!!!

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Walk-of-Justice [2011-02-16 07:03:56 +0000 UTC]

Okay, I promised myself I wouldn't comment or fave things until I actually put my own stuff on dA, but this made me happy. e u e And I have a couple of possibilities as to what happened:

1--In light of their new friendship, Russia and China swap drinks. Both find the other's to their liking and make the unfortunate(?) decision to combine the two into some...vodtea concoction, I don't know what to call it. The new drink is heavily alcoholic, though initially Russia is not as drunk as China, and he uses this advantage to get the latter into a dress and pigtails (because we all know a drunk China is one that has to be put in drag by obligation). Drinking continues, and both eventually decide that they must share their wondrous creation with the world. Neither of them want to drive, in fear of ruining one of their cars in a drunken stupor, so they hot-wire one at random ("I wonder if this car belongs to anyone important, aru?" "Nobody we know, at least~!"). However, because they are both so ridiculously drunk they drive everywhere except the places they actually intended to and end up at Switzerland's, who calmly and maturely blasts the car all the way to Greenland with a bazooka. Russia and China pass out on impact, the car is in ruins, and a few panels later, here we are.

There is also the chance that when Switzerland realized they were on his lawn, Russia and China were... testing the limits of their borders, which further provoked Trigger Happy!Switzy, but just to be safe I won't press my RoChu luck too hard here. :ilikeitplz:

And 2--basically this: [link]

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miyazaki-animation17 [2011-02-16 04:35:14 +0000 UTC]

I like...animaple's idea. It fuses sweetzrock idea. genius. was tony the alien? or steve?

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Animaple [2011-02-16 01:13:35 +0000 UTC]

Lol, what?
somehow vodka and tea gives genderbend?

Russia probably got drunk off vodka and China got high off tea (dont ask how...) Then they went prancing off in their deranged state of mind when suddenly aliens abducted them. BOOM BOOM BAM. They got their genders changed and tried to escape. They jumped off the UFO and kicked some guy off their car and rode off with it. Finally they fell asleep while driving

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MrsTrickster [2011-02-16 00:58:44 +0000 UTC]

xDD It took me a while to get what was happening xD Now I can't stop laughing!!

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miyazaki-animation17 [2011-02-15 23:58:14 +0000 UTC]

O_o...I just realized there are no beaches in antartica...so that could not be a possibility... but, yes. China would freeze his butt off in such a tiny dress. actually, the little america and britain comic must wait a while more...germany is reading on the couch and refused to eat on time!

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sweetzrock [2011-02-12 06:16:47 +0000 UTC]

..They drove through a genderbend machine and crashed in a alternate universe from...getting drunk off of vodka and tea (wait..you can get drunk off of tea?) and they are now who they are and they don't have a penis anymore (russia is still a guy looking person so he doesn't get affected by the genderbend machine...but china does.)

what does the chinese and russian say? (lol yes i cant translate it)

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